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THE Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know -
you left your Injun running
loon start the day with a bad joke.
biggrin Omigod! Wot a way to start sunday!
Where do you get these jokes from?????
Really good way to start the morning lol
lol :lol:
another bad one for the naughty nurse
The doctor examines the patient with 60% burns and says to the nurse "give this man a double dose of Viagra"
The nurse says "will that help the burns doctor"
"No" says the doc "but it will keep the sheet off his legs"
:giggle:
Oh noooooooo
That one was awful rolleyes
Quote by juliett49
Oh noooooooo
That one was awful rolleyes

what do you expect for a sunday morning confused
A salesman rang the bell at a home, and the door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar.
Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, "Is your mother home?"
The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think?"
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did you like that one? I nearly wet myself when I read it and that really wouldn't have been funny
redface

i`m starting to think you`r as bloody daft as me! :silly: