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ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You've always been bloody gorgeous to me Missy kiss :kiss:
Quote by davej
ohhh...ohhh....some stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You bastard Dave!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You stole my bird!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You've always been bloody gorgeous to me Missy kiss :kiss:
See what you've done now Dave!!!!!!! You've even got poor Jim in knots!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bugger, and now this av has rendered all my above showy offy posts useless :doh: rolleyes
Worse than useless, I look a right pillock now mad Especially where I was saying UNFORTUNATELY the av looks nothing like me :shock:
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ohhh...ohhh....some stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You bastard Dave!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You stole my bird!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
OMFG, OMFG, OMFG - QUIIIICK Someone wash my mind, mouth, eyes and typing fingers out with soap and water ARRRRRRRRRRGH! bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
No offence meant BTW dave innocent :whistling:
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ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You've always been bloody gorgeous to me Missy kiss :kiss:
ohhh jim you making me blush cos I'm not really showing off am I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :kiss: :kiss:
YOOHOO OVER HERE !!!! rotflmao :happy:
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ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You've always been bloody gorgeous to me Missy kiss :kiss:
See what you've done now Dave!!!!!!! You've even got poor Jim in knots!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bugger, and now this av has rendered all my above showy offy posts useless :doh: rolleyes
Worse than useless, I look a right pillock now mad Especially where I was saying UNFORTUNATELY the av looks nothing like me :shock:
:rotflmao:
I've nicked your signature as well........hell this is great...I've pullled!!!!
Quote by davej
ohhh...ohhh....some one stop me I can't help meself....bluddy brilliant :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm all bouncy after my visit to the avatar surgeon ......he's made me bluddy gorgeous :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

You've always been bloody gorgeous to me Missy kiss :kiss:
ohhh jim you making me blush cos I'm not really showing off am I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :kiss: :kiss:
YOOHOO OVER HERE !!!! rotflmao :happy:
Careful Dave - it's been three weeks since I saw my missus - three weeks since boink
Last warning before I stroll over and hump :hump: :hump: :hump: you to death :twisted: lol
eeermm missy ...do you wanna swap avatars back cos I don't wanna be shagged to death by a bloke with no hair and one very long thin front tooth bolt
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I've nicked your signature as well........hell this is great...I've pullled!!!!
a dress dont make no sense unless it makes someone wanna whip it off or if it's got more than 10% polyester
pronounce kayak backwards

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dave you are just priceless :rotflmao:
Yep Dave, lets swap back - I'm bluddy confused myself!!! Keep looking at the av, thinking it's you posting and thinking well that ain't funny, Daves lost his touch confused
Good thing is tho - keep looking at your av, thinking it's me posting and creasing up, thinking god I'm funny :rotflmao:
Disclaimer: The above post made perfect sense at the time of going to post - any sense lost is entirely the fault of the system and not the poster :?
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BTW, I've sent the Bill Hicks avatar to postie - so don't get confused please.

Hmmm... thanks for re-cycling your old avatar to me... though not 100% sure yet what to do with it... don't want to confuse people who haven't read this....
Any ideas anyone?
Oh and I prefer your new Av' .... even if i did vote for the last option on your poll..... lol
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I've nicked your signature as well........hell this is great...I've pullled!!!!
a dress dont make no sense unless it makes someone wanna whip it off or if it's got more than 10% polyester
pronounce kayak backwards

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dave you are just priceless :rotflmao:
Yep Dave, lets swap back - I'm bluddy confused myself!!! Keep looking at the av, thinking it's you posting and thinking well that ain't funny, Daves lost his touch confused
Good thing is tho - keep looking at your av, thinking it's me posting and creasing up, thinking god I'm funny :rotflmao:
The above post made perfect sense at the time of going to post - any sense lost is entirely the fault of the system and not the poster :?
righty o then just you step behind this curtain.....ooops there ya go ...thats it ....now turn yer back it's my turn and I'm shy...
.......davej removes bra and scatches under imaginary breast where the bluddy thing has cut in all day......
ooooh thats better
Missy has one last scratch of her bum, pulls her trousers back up hands back the novelty finger

Ahhhhh feelin better already :bounce:
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BTW, I've sent the Bill Hicks avatar to postie - so don't get confused please.

Hmmm... thanks for re-cycling your old avatar to me... though not 100% sure yet what to do with it... don't want to confuse people who haven't read this....
Any ideas anyone?
Oh and I prefer your new Av' .... even if i did vote for the last option on your poll..... lol
I could send you the original location of the pic, and you could put it in your sig - to mystify loads of forum members for years... " Hello postie - is that a picture of you in your sig?" etc
BTW thanks for the compliment about the av...I think....err.....'ere 'ang on...POSTIE I want a bloody word with you! evil
LoL
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Well, smoker jim,
I had you marked as at least 20 years older than you look in the new avatar and looking a bit like bernard manning! redface
How wrong a lady can be.
kiss
I still voted on the ugly option though just for a leg pull! biggrin :twisted:
Little Gem, I think most of us saw him as Bluto from Popeye before the new av wink
:giggle:
nice one jim like it
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Little Gem, I think most of us saw him as Bluto from Popeye before the new av wink
:giggle:

lol Yeah, sure did! ;)
I did a double take actually for the first few times I saw the new av cos he looks just like an ex of mine :scared: very spooky...
I didn't realise it was smokerjim until this thread! Shows how much attention I don't pay. But then I change my av almost as much as vix does! :lol:
In fact I can feel a new one coming on right now. :rascal: :twisted:
Do we want sexy or demure?
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Do we want sexy or demure?

Sexy will do me fine thanks :twisted: