Look out! Religion!

14 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
Here are the swinging Heaven Commandments
1. Though shalt not Kill threads.
De_sade

Oh i must confess to committing this act on Wednessday. Please i seek forgiveness from the holy powers that be.
Aaah you've recanted - you're OK then. But what about all the other Thread -Killers who haven't! :twisted: :twisted:
I think we should send the SHInquisition to page two to make a list of all the names of people who are last on the threads and try 'em fer heresy!!! lol

I want to be a Moduit priest!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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14 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
I think we should send the SHInquisition to page two to make a list of all the names of people who are last on the threads and try 'em fer heresy!!!

Nobody ...................... excpects the Swinging Inquisition ! ! ! !

14 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
Oooooh I like this idea......
Can I take the confessions?
Pwetty pwetty purleeeeeease?? :twisted:

Blimey! Get me in the confessional and it could take some time :shock: Bring sandwiches for a few days

14 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster

Nobody ...................... excpects the Swinging Inquisition ! ! ! !

Oh NO not the Swinging Inquistion.....
thier chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise thier two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficency... thier three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fantical dedication to the mods... thier four main weapons are ...

14 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster

I think we should send the SHInquisition to page two to make a list of all the names of people who are last on the threads and try 'em fer heresy!!!

Nobody ...................... excpects the Swinging Inquisition ! ! ! !

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm sure the one on the left is wearing an edible posing pouch!! :giggle:

14 Jul 2006

Oh My Jags! I go away for less than a day and already my religion has reached the middle ages :shock:

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Feklar
thier chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise thier two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficency... thier three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fantical dedication to the mods... thier four main weapons are ...

. .. . fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fantical dedication to SH, and edible posing pouches . . . . . their fivemain weapons are . . .

14 Jul 2006

forgive me admin for i have sinned. it has been 6 hours since my last post.
today i was trying to masturbate, but got distracted by a tv program. i prommise not to let this happen again.
i shall go and read two swingers stories and give a donation to a sauna club as my penance!
amen

14 Jul 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
forgive me admin for i have sinned. it has been 6 hours since my last post.
today i was trying to masturbate, but got distracted by a tv program. i prommise not to let this happen again.
i shall go and read two swingers stories and give a donation to a sauna club as my penance!
amen

you deserve more that that if the programs were "The Jeremy Kyle show" followed by "Trisha Goddard"........ bolt

I am off to do my penance... i have to write "I love all the people who complain in the forums about the chatroom not working" one thousand times..... smile

that will teach me the meaning of "love thy neighbour" apparently......
sean xxxxxx

14 Jul 2006

Quote by Chardonnay
Where else do you suggest people vent off and moan about the chat room???

it was only suppose to be a flippant remark so if you took it the wrong way then I apologise,
but if you want a serious answer... then maybe the 10 locked posts on the same subject on the first 2 pages might be a little bit of a giveaway.... that and the chatroom Q&A sticky at the top which is full of the subject........
okay so I'll change the thousand lines of ""I love all the people who complain in the forums about the chatroom not working" to "I love all the people who compains about the ad section in the forums" smile

15 Jul 2006

Wow this thread has even stretched to theological debate now!! wink

Soon we'll have the SHecumenical calendar!! lol

15 Jul 2006

Have we been taken over by tesco's?
smile

15 Jul 2006

Quote by Chardonnay
Oh im piddling me pants :lol:
Nice to start the day off with a giggle

<<<<<<<<<<<<<< goes for a cold shower and a lie down silly

hwoar:

15 Jul 2006

Right, im back, in me robes & ready.
Feklar & Sassy need to get confessing..........
Sarah & myself will administer the punishments...........
you lot can provide the shouts of "stone 'em"
"give 'em the lash" etc.......... :twisted:

15 Jul 2006

Jehova

15 Jul 2006

Did someone say Jehova?
I heard that!

15 Jul 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
Where else do you suggest people vent off and moan about the chat room???

it was only suppose to be a flippant remark so if you took it the wrong way then I apologise,
but if you want a serious answer... then maybe the 10 locked posts on the same subject on the first 2 pages might be a little bit of a giveaway.... that and the chatroom Q&A sticky at the top which is full of the subject........

Yes the Chatroom people should be able to have a rant, but having a page full of the same threads in The Cafe just means the forum is ruined.
Now this thread is one of the best I've seen in the forum recently so let's not turn it into yet another chatroom thread. There are plenty of others for you to choose from. Take your pick lol

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Now then
smackbottom

Fabio & Chardonnay.
You are in danger of breaking the first of the Swinging Heaven Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not kill threads
wink

15 Jul 2006

Don't panic HLB... I'll save you from eternal damnation lol

OK... moving the Swingers religion on, we're going to need some Swingers miracles. So, to start off, who would you like to ressurect to the Swingers way, and why?
For me it would have to be someone like Cleopatra. She was beautiful and powerful, and wasn't afraid of snakes :giggle:

15 Jul 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Don't panic HLB... I'll save you from eternal damnation
OK... moving the Swingers religion on, we're going to need some Swingers miracles. So, to start off, who would you like to ressurect to the Swingers way, and why?

Well being as you said you wanted miracles, I'll vote for converting Mary Whitehouse :giggle: