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Sex God
so can i have a brain transplant to go along with the personality by pass..... 
Sex God
Id have a holiday in the Carribean
Sex God
I was after a tan 
Doesnt that count ? 
Doesnt that count ? Sex God
Ok then Fab can have our 5 grand , hes gonna need way more than 5 to get his brain done .
Quote by blueblood1
I'd have to have a penis reduction
I don't believe in plastic surgery but seeing as it's a hypothetical question and theres money involved, I'll pay the (young, fit, well-endowed hunk of a ) doctor to throw me onto the table and yank my feet in the stirrups, or feed me medicine (
) and abuse my physical needs, or examine my fallopian tubes with his long-fingered surgeon's fingers.... twice a week for three years should do it. Quote by DeniseBabe
If you was given 5K what would you do to enchance your features/looks?
Well I broke one of my back teeth on a toffee a couple of months ago and judging by the charges my dentist makes, it would probably take 5k to fix the tooth :shock:
However, if there was any money left after that, I'd opt for liposuction on my fat arse and thighs
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok then Fab can have our 5 grand , hes gonna need way more than 5 to get his brain done .
thanks.. and i was going ask if you had a good night dogging... lol shan't bother now...
i was also going to suggest doing a deal with the clinic... you give the 5k... they give you 4k back... they are up a grand up for no work .. you bugger off on hols...get your tan....
but scratch that!!!
look like my brain is fine and working... just need the personality by pass.....
sean.......
Not unhappy enough with anything about me that I would consider it for - the bits I don't like I'll sort meself - ie losing weight. (Meaning it is such a great length to go to - not that I love every bit of myself lol)
BUT - have always felt a bit self concious about me chin. Got a real Kirk Douglas dimple going on - but surgery prolly not!
Kisses to Fab - don't change a thing matey!!!
Cathy x
BUT - have always felt a bit self concious about me chin. Got a real Kirk Douglas dimple going on - but surgery
prolly not!Kisses to Fab - don't change a thing matey!!!
Cathy x
Warming the Bed
I would look into getting some of my hair back on top and get my arse done like sunbunny because it looks lush and i would just stand and feel it all day 
Sex God
Quote by Vix
My boobs did cost £5K.
and compliments to your surgeon!!!!!
granted i have only ever put them away.... but i am sure a few can vouch for them when they have been "released in the wild"...
sean xxxxxxxx
Warming the Bed
Dont tempt me..well do really i would take you up on that offer you cant tell am more of a arse man myself and no that does not mean i am a total arse...some may agree millions would not
i would take you up on that offer you cant tell am more of a arse man myself and no that does not mean i am a total arse...some may agree millions would not Warming the Bed
If i had sunbunnys arse next to me i would need a opp on my eyes as they would be stuck on her ass
Sex God
Yep I will take the five grand, reckon that will buy me a remodelled nose and there might be enough left to tidy up some ropey areas around the eyes which are starting to look a bit rough.
Sex God
I don't think that would be enough. I'd probably need £500, Then I could have a whole new me transplant.
John :cry:
On a bit of a downer at the moment. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John :cry:
On a bit of a downer at the moment. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
boob reduction..like i stated before i am bum person myself but my god you have a nice chest...bad on the back i bet mind.
Sexlightened
I think it'd have to be a bum reduction. As even when I get back to the weight I'm happy at it's still too big. The other option would be a boob job to sort of even it out.
Hmmm I may need liposuction but I'd never have that done to only thing Id wanna have done is to have me eyes lasered so I didnt have to wear specs any than that I wouldnt fancy going under the knife or whatever if I absolutely didnt have to. you look like a sexy secretary clare in those specs you can take down dictation for me any time babe.
