Losing my PM virginity

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?" PM from an established member. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I feel I have finally "arrived". :lol2:
Seriously though (yeah, right :twisted: ), was there a pivotal moment when you thought "Yep, I like this place, I think I belong here. I think I'll stick around."?

Ice_Pie

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by HannahnAlex
Good for you Ice Pie... ,
How long you had to wait for that. ?
But did you take the offer.... :D :D :D :D
So we will have arrived ,when we have been asked for a shag from an established member......won't hold our breaths.....pmsl
:roll: :roll:
Alex

Well a chancer who signs up, PMs anything that moves, publicly whinges about the lack of response then disappears all on day one wouldn't count would they :lol2:
But when you get an actual, verbatim, never mind the hello, "fancy a shag?" from someone whose name you actually recognise... well, it's just so...
... moving. smile

Joking aside though, what I'm getting at is, when I first joined here, I wouldn't have been very comfortable with that kind of banter, but now there are people who can say anything they like to me and I can say anything to them, and it just made me realise that somewhere along the line, I became totally relaxed about being here and I do feel a sense of belonging.
It's nice. :D

davej

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Yes...the minute I sent that P.M. to you

EagerSlut

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Ooooooooooooh! I haven't had one of those yet. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
All mine come from chancers or from established members who want to know what the weather's like in whatever neck of the woods I'm in at the time sad

:(
Seriously though (as this is a serious thread) well done Ice, you've "arrived" at long last.
Watch that davej though, he's a bugger! lol

:lol:

:wink:

Jas_Tim

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Oooo you are a one - ya nowt but a hussy.
passionkiss

Jas
XXXXX

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?"

Ice
I have several in my pm box of these, should I copy them to you????????????
BTW fancy a shag??

Ice_Pie

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Oooo you are a one - ya nowt but a hussy.

Jas
XXXXX

You say the sweetest things. silly

assionkiss:
In the last two days I have been called tart, slut, and now hussy, by people whose opinions I care about a lot. Unfortunately, you're all wrong, more's the pity. I'm a wannabe hussy trapped in the body of a boring old fart. Ho hum. :twisted:

kazswallows

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?"

Ice
I have several in my pm box of these, should I copy them to you????????????

If copied ones count then
:thumbup:

Quote by Ice Pie
In the last two days I have been called tart, slut, and now hussy, by people whose opinions I care about a lot. Unfortunately, you're all wrong, more's the pity. I'm a wannabe hussy trapped in the body of a boring old fart. Ho hum.

So that wasnt you with your hand playing with my stocking tops and ring in a certain hotel room wink

HUSSY

:lol:

Vicky_uk

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

awwwwwwwww thats so sweet Ice
his hand was where kaz ? :shock: oooooooh ya tart

kazswallows

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
awwwwwwwww thats so sweet Ice
his hand was where kaz ? :shock: oooooooh ya tart

The only way you keep your innocence Ice is by pretending to forget your tart, hussy antics
lol

:lol:

but I really don't remember.

Sorry hun, but having a selective memory doesn't mean you're not a tart :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: kiss

Ice_Pie

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Sorry hun, but having a selective memory doesn't mean you're not a tart :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Selective? Honey, if I were doing the selecting, those are the bits I'd select to remember. :twisted:

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
awwwwwwwww thats so sweet Ice
his hand was where kaz ? :shock: oooooooh ya tart

Vicky_uk
Your mouth was where? the toothpaste was where? you tart............... lol

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?" PM from an established member. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I feel I have finally "arrived". :lol2:

You know in all the time I've been here - no established member has ever used that phrase in a PM to me!
confused

stussyboy

Warming the Bed

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Still awaiting my 1st 'Fancy a shag PM'.....Maybe i'll get one soon..? hump

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?" PM from an established member. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I feel I have finally "arrived". :lol2:

You know in all the time I've been here - no established member has ever used that phrase in a PM to me!
confused

I must be slipping, Alex. Fancy a

shag by the sea? :rascal:

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Tonight I got my first "fancy a shag?" PM from an established member. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I feel I have finally "arrived". :lol2:

You know in all the time I've been here - no established member has ever used that phrase in a PM to me!
confused

I must be slipping, Alex. Fancy a

shag by the sea? :rascal:
ooooooo
I've had an offer from one gentleman and one lady in PM!
and then sex on the beach with Marms! wink

My lucky day!
OK Chris - where are you taking me then? It's flippin cold here!

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
ooooooo
I've had an offer from one gentleman and one lady in PM!
and then sex on the beach with Marms!
My lucky day!
OK Chris - where are you taking me then? It's flippin cold here!

I understand that there is an Australian saying that means "I'm knackered.", this saying is "I feel like a shag on a rock!" How do you fancy finding out the veracity of this understanding?
(and joining the mile high club on the way)

naughtynymphos1

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

wish someone would PM me for a shag :cry:
i'm still deciding wether to hang about or not :lol2:

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
ooooooo
I've had an offer from one gentleman and one lady in PM!
and then sex on the beach with Marms!
My lucky day!
OK Chris - where are you taking me then? It's flippin cold here!

I understand that there is an Australian saying that means "I'm knackered.", this saying is "I feel like a shag on a rock!" How do you fancy finding out the veracity of this understanding?
(and joining the mile high club on the way)
You silver tongued devil you?
How could I ever resist such eloquence?
passionkiss

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
You silver tongued devil you?
How could I ever resist such eloquence?

You could at least try, futile as it may be, it'd be novel at least wink

Irish_Chopper

Sexlightened

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

I'm still a PM virgin however I did get a dude offering me a NS blowjob from my Add in the Men Seeking Women section... Illeteracy in this country I am begining to think is riff sad

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
You silver tongued devil you?
How could I ever resist such eloquence?

You could at least try, futile as it may be, it'd be novel at least wink

So you only want me for my novelty value then?
:cry:

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Irish_Chopper
I'm still a PM virgin however I did get a dude offering me a NS blowjob from my Add in the Men Seeking Women section... Illeteracy in this country I am begining to think is riff

Riff is quite erodite, I'll have you know.
Subtle, very subtle wink

Shit I hope those mistakes were intentional!

maidinheaven

Sexpert

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
wish someone would PM me for a shag :cry:
i'm still deciding wether to hang about or not :lol2:

Oh my dear,
Wethers don't have anything to hang about. Honest. Look it up.
Mollie

Irish_Chopper

Sexlightened

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'm still a PM virgin however I did get a dude offering me a NS blowjob from my Add in the Men Seeking Women section... Illeteracy in this country I am begining to think is riff

Riff is quite erodite, I'll have you know.
Subtle, very subtle wink

Shit I hope those mistakes were intentional!
You will notice that my spelling and grammar are terrible as I speed type and don't proof read posts, :(
*Rife

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Irish_Chopper
I'm still a PM virgin however I did get a dude offering me a NS blowjob from my Add in the Men Seeking Women section... Illeteracy in this country I am begining to think is riff

Riff is quite erodite, I'll have you know.
Subtle, very subtle wink

Shit I hope those mistakes were intentional!
You will notice that my spelling and grammar are terrible as I speed type and don't proof read posts, :(
*Rife
ad, rife, illiteracy...
Then if you refuse to spell things correctly, why pick up others that refuse or can't?

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'm still a PM virgin however I did get a dude offering me a NS blowjob from my Add in the Men Seeking Women section... Illeteracy in this country I am begining to think is riff

Riff is quite erodite, I'll have you know.
Subtle, very subtle wink

Shit I hope those mistakes were intentional!
You will notice that my spelling and grammar are terrible as I speed type and don't proof read posts, :(
*Rife
ad, rife, illiteracy...
Then if you refuse to spell things correctly, why pick up others that refuse or can't?
Erudite.

marmalaid

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Erudite.

I knew that redface

thanks for pointing that out kiss

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

woooooooohoooooooooooo (tm missy)
I have just got another one, shag me
Help who wants him, free to a good pm box! lol

Unknown User

0 likes 10 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
woooooooohoooooooooooo (tm missy)
I have just got another one, shag me
Help who wants him, free to a good pm box!

I'm still only on a total of 3 here! rolleyes

Mind you - Marm's sex on the beach AND mile high could count as 2!