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Ok so we had a week off work, never gave work a thought till u have to go back, but where are the bloomin keys to open up???????????????
What have you lost nad where is the most unusual place you found it?
My door keys - found in America! confused :? :?
Succulent, beautifully cooked chicken breast - under my bed in the cat's mouth.
My marbles (still missing) :doh:
My temper (usually recovered at the bottom of a G&T glass) :beer:
My kids? - oh no they're still here rolleyes
The will to live (found after visiting the forums) lol
Car keys found in the peg basket ( but only after the AA had gained access to the car for me) rolleyes
A lost library book found in the lining of a 3 seat settee when I dismantled the settee to take it to the tip...
I put a fifty pound note somewhere safe in the house a few years ago & can I hellers like remember where that bloody safe place is now :doh:
Quote by hisandhers
I put a fifty pound note somewhere safe in the house a few years ago & can I hellers like remember where that bloody safe place is now :doh:

prob in the book that you donated to the charity shop biggrin :D
of course you do realise that you are gonna get lots of offers to help look for it too lol :lol:
Quote by tigernlynx
I put a fifty pound note somewhere safe in the house a few years ago & can I hellers like remember where that bloody safe place is now :doh:

prob in the book that you donated to the charity shop biggrin :D
of course you do realise that you are gonna get lots of offers to help look for it too lol :lol:
thats a thought wink We've actually put an ad up for tomorrow however not having much joy at the min. I may change it to 'Help find the Fifty quid' & I shall make sure their is an award given out to the finder male or female :rascal: