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Quote by splendid_
My inhibitions.
Come on then, who's first???? :twisted:

me, me wink
I lost my virginity... yeah, I know. Hard to believe.
and if you find it, keep it. It will be very old and damaged by now.
Unfortunately once a 'virginity' has been lost it is almost impossible for it to be replaced as they are easily broken.
This also applies to those lost after consuming excessive amounts od alchohol.
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Quote by Mr_mrs_joy
My confidence , am currently job hunting and it would help a great deal if i could find it
Joy

Confidence hmmmm let me see yes I have some here. One is coated in self belief (if they don't employ you its their loss not yours)
One is coated in bullshit (guarenteed to baffle brains)
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My hand, it's ok, I've got another one left though. phew.
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Quote by Sixfootsix
My hand, it's ok, I've got another one left though. phew.

May I suggest you visit a second hand shop
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Quote by keeno
My hand, it's ok, I've got another one left though. phew.

May I suggest you visit a second hand shop
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:doh:
Willow_female
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Ok I have looked down the back of the sofa it’s not there, mind you I am a bit richer now lol….
Keeno……. You wont find it in the tiny items section…… it’s too big for there – you cheeky bugger…….
Six… I have an idea where your havd might be… see me later ;)
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well i seem to have lost sum time, everytime i get on here, time just flies by.
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Quote by swinger29
well i seem to have lost sum time, everytime i get on here, time just flies by.

Swinger your lost time is hidden in the text. The cheeky bugger has out foxed you.
Failing that try a herb garden....there's always plenty of thyme there
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oh god yes it was there all the time lol
Willow_female
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I lost this thread.....
But have found it now......
westerross
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have lost an hour! rolleyes

That's the last Sunday in March. You can have the one I found at 2am this morning if you really do feel short.
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by westerross
I have lost an hour! rolleyes

That's the last Sunday in March. You can have the one I found at 2am this morning if you really do feel short.
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arrr but it is and should only be where has that hour gone?
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Am I just confused? redface
It is to early in the morning to think! rolleyes lol
westerross
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have lost an hour! rolleyes

That's the last Sunday in March. You can have the one I found at 2am this morning if you really do feel short.
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arrr but it is and should only be where has that hour gone?
In that case you've just lost 2 hours gel! You must be in a parallel universe. No wonder you thought it was quiet on the Forum.
We'll send out a search party.
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My sanity - think it disappeared about the same time as my marbles.
If found reward offered lol