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Lost Herd of Hugs!!!

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westerross
Sex God
Quote by Warmer
I did my specialist hug herding whistle out of my back door just now,
'my back door' isn't a euphonium by the way..
unfortunately i must of been a bit off key as this is what turned up

hope you can make use of all those ducks!

I think we'd better send David a few crates full of oranges to go with that lot.

Just a thought, but - if they all got up and flew off, do you think the bloke at the back would feel a bit stupid??
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross

Just a thought, but - if they all got up and flew off, do you think the bloke at the back would feel a bit stupid??

Nah, 'cos then he'd be able to get back to herding hugs instead of getting caught up in a duck jam lol
Missy
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
No No No!!!!
Never feed a Hug-on-the-Run Llama!!
certainly never after midnight...
and MOST definately not after a money related altercation as mentioned previously re: bridge crossings!
these normally lovable little critters can turn nasty at the drop of a hat if the circumstances are right...
*spend a penny* indeed!
any more than that and there can indeed be ructions!
Remember Trafalgar Square circa 1990?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That picture! :rotflmao:
LP!! :rotflmao: You've got mixed up with the toilet critters and the hugs!! Luckily it was only 3 toilet critters the hugs saved from a life of grime, to join the herd.
The little sods have blended in a bit too well tho :undecided:
Would Bungle hugherd dog be able to sniff em out? confused
Unknown User
I found this bear hug in the freezer biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
... duck jam lol

That a bit like coronation chicken then?
I think there's a possibility that the hugs may have ended up in Shropshire on their way up to Manc. Lots of huggable things in Shropshire and they may very well have gone to visit their cousins on the way.
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Sarah
Sex God

Is this of any use??
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sarah

Is this of any use??

rolleyes They're already free - Missy's trying to find them! lol
Missy
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I think there's a possibility that the hugs may have ended up in Shropshire on their way up to Manc. Lots of huggable things in Shropshire and they may very well have gone to visit their cousins on the way.
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Oh blimey :shock: I hope they haven't found any stairs or the hug herd will have trebled by the time they get to Destination David confused :bounce:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Oh blimey :shock: I hope they haven't found any stairs or the hug herd will have trebled by the time they get to Destination David confused :bounce:

:shock: You mean you didn't get them neutered before you sent them on their way?
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Sarah

Is this of any use??

Excellent :happy:
Might have to change the slogan if the hugs are in Shropshire with stairs tho
Three Hugs for the price of two :shock:
Think the hugs might need to stop off to buy some Huggies nappies :lol2:
rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
Would Bungle hugherd dog be able to sniff em out? confused

only if going undercover!!!!
don't tell a soul....shhhhh

lp
Missy
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
Would Bungle hugherd dog be able to sniff em out? confused

only if going undercover!!!!
don't tell a soul....shhhhh

lp
Oh no!! I'm gonna have to get away for a few minutes - nearly bluddy wet myself then!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
LP, speechless isn't normally a thing I do very well - but, well, but, oh I can't stop laffin!! :rotflmao:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

Is this of any use??

rolleyes They're already free - Missy's trying to find them! lol
You reckon? Someone just gave me this.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by westerross
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>
confused rotflmao

No!! That's a hird!! rolleyes :roll: wink
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I've just seen this!!!
So added to the herd of hugs, there's now a Thora Hird!! :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>
confused rotflmao

No!! That's a hird!! rolleyes :roll: wink
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I've just seen this!!!
So added to the herd of hugs, there's now a Thora Hird!! :shock:

lp
Missy
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
Ms Hird is not as angelic as she would have us believe!
Thora Hird has the Blood of Hugs on her hands!!!!

lp

It all adds up :shock:
Thaw a herd :shock:
Frozen hugs ready to defrost and liquidise for a nightly tipple - the fountain of youth type thing :shock:
I'm appalled :shock:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Ms Hird is not as angelic as she would have us believe!
Thora Hird has the Blood of Hugs on her hands!!!!

lp

It all adds up :shock:
Thaw a herd :shock:
Frozen hugs ready to defrost and liquidise for a nightly tipple - the fountain of youth type thing :shock:
I'm appalled :shock:
What we need is a hero to save the herd from Hird.
Or is it a hiro to save the hird from Herd??
:undecided: dunno
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Missy
Sex God
Quote by westerross
What we need is a hero to save the herd from Hird.
Or is it a hiro to save the hird from Herd??
:undecided: dunno
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Noooooooooooo!!!
If this herd of hugs reaches David tonight, it won't matter if he's had a drink or not, he'll think he has - especially when he sees all his hugs (n stuff confused ) and then Thora Hird coming up the rear :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Missy
...Thora Hird coming up the rear :shock:

There's a scary thought! :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

...Thora Hird coming up the rear :shock:

There's a scary thought! :shock:
but strangely exciting!
lp
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything

...Thora Hird coming up the rear :shock:

There's a scary thought! :shock:
but strangely exciting!
lp
:shock: if you say so loon lol
Unknown User
Ok anyone who has posted on this thread step away from the thread .. prostrate yourself on the floor and wait for the men in the white coats. They understand how you are suffering and they know how to cure it. :beer: We are all here for you and we will help. :grin:
ps does my avatar count as a hug? lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by buckingfabe
ps does my avatar count as a hug? lol

Hmmmmmmmm well someone else posted ducks so if they count, yours must :lol:
Missy
Sex God
rotflmao Bucks, I've been waiting for you! :lol2:
Yep, send the avatar along, it looks like a pretty fine huggy avatar to me cool 8-) 8-)
It's a fine moment indeed, Bucks gets all fluffy and huggy to David :shock: :lol2:
:rose:
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well if the daft sod didnt have this propensity for going to far off foreign places you could have sent him round tomorrow morning on his way to work and I could have passed on your hugs in person Missy. And yes David when you read this it was a threat. Do not think that I have gone all soppy and huggy just cos Missy has :twisted:
Missy for gawds sake stop trying to ruin my reputation poke
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>
confused rotflmao

No!! That's a hird!! rolleyes :roll: wink
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I've just seen this!!!
So added to the herd of hugs, there's now a Thora Hird!! :shock:

shes definitely part of the herd she has a glass of wine in her hands :giggle:
davidmad4it
Warming the Bed
Wow :shock:
I've had hugs in my time but never such a rabble like the ones that showed up on Tuesday night (what was with the toilet critters confused ) As weird as they were they were the best hugs ever - in true SH style passionkiss
Thank you to everyone who helped - it was much appreciated biggrin
PS - Does Thora come with her stairlift - having a bit of trouble getting upstairs! rotflmao
easy
Sex God
right I've found these beggers causing chaos on the M60....

are they yours Missy, cos there's a few very upset traffic cops who want a word with you about the mess they caused on the anticlockwise bit between j27 and j28. evil :evil: :evil:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by davidmad4it
PS - Does Thora come with her stairlift

:shock: :shock: Dunno! Does it vibrate? Best ask her I reckon.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by easy
right I've found these beggers causing chaos on the M60....

are they yours Missy, cos there's a few very upset traffic cops who want a word with you about the mess they caused on the anticlockwise bit between j27 and j28. evil :evil: :evil:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Easy!! Clean yer ears out you plank :rotflmao:
Hugs, not rugs!!!! Them rugs are nowt to do with me, I never sent a herd of rugs up. I would never let rugs out by themselves :shock: Even more daft than hugs, they just keep laying down confused :? :?