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Lost Herd of Hugs!!!

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Quote by LondonPlaything

...Thora Hird coming up the rear :shock:

There's a scary thought! :shock:
but strangely exciting!
lp
:huh:
That is just sick and wrong I tell you :shock:
Quote by Missy
right I've found these beggers causing chaos on the M60....

are they yours Missy, cos there's a few very upset traffic cops who want a word with you about the mess they caused on the anticlockwise bit between j27 and j28. evil :evil: :evil:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Easy!! Clean yer ears out you plank :rotflmao:
Hugs, not rugs!!!! Them rugs are nowt to do with me, I never sent a herd of rugs up. I would never let rugs out by themselves :shock: Even more daft than hugs, they just keep laying down confused :? :?
*gets rid of rugs sharpish before the old bill catch him with them*
How the hell do you get rid of a heard of rugs. :? :? :? :?
:idea:
*sweeps rugs under rug*
:smug:
So it's hugs that are on the loose you say.... ooooo that's not good, especially up here in Manchester. They could cause chaos by going round and hugging random Mancunians and making them ....... happy. :shock: :shock: :shock:
God only knows what would happen then.
Plus what about the hugs? How would they survive in Manchester with all the scallies picking on them and robbing them?
Nope there's only one sensible option to take here.......

Sorry Missy, but it really is the kindest way (plus I know a bloke who can get the rifle and ammo cheap ;) )
I heard a rumour that these had escaped again and were the real cause of all the traffic problems we have been having in Manchester today, so if anyone has seen Missy's herd of hugs, please can you let her know wink
I heard the traffic problems today were people getting to the wigan munch early and hoping to snowed in. I just hope there will be enough of the hugs to go round wave
lp
lp

Found these wandering around, will they do?
Quote by Sarah

Found these wandering around, will they do?

They look very well herded!! C'mere and give me a sample and I'll tell ya whether they'll do (not that I have a doubt you understand!! :smitten: )
Ah - this thread - those were the days when I posted without trepidation!!
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I found one of the little critters.....

:thumbup:
Quote by westerross

Found these wandering around, will they do?

They look very well herded!! C'mere and give me a sample and I'll tell ya whether they'll do (not that I have a doubt you understand!! :smitten: )
Ah - this thread - those were the days when I posted without trepidation!!
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Totally agree with Chooon there, what a well behaved flock they are worship
They must've gone to a hug finishing school or something, unlike the scruffy (now a rather wild huggy) herd...... last seen in Manchester (probably causing traffic mayhem as NWC encountered confused ) sneaking into the back row of the printworks cinema :shock:

A fine example of good mannered, well behaved hugs! kiss

well behaved?
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__

well behaved?
lp

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No no no LP smackbottom Thats just out of context photography......
The hug was using its ninja hugtoface technique to thwart the evil Freddies escapades :cool:
Quote by Missy

well behaved?
lp

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No no no LP smackbottom Thats just out of context photography......
The hug was using its ninja hugtoface technique to thwart the evil Freddies escapades :cool:
my goodness... Ninja-Hugs?
I am seeeeeeriously impressed.
Bruce Hug... Enter the Hugon!
eeee-Yah!
lp
I found some hugs down here. A few very kind people sent me some after my recent loss and I've been gathering them up biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I found some hugs down here. A few very kind people sent me some after my recent loss and I've been gathering them up biggrin

Just incase there's room for one more....
with love, compassion and empathy... this is specially to you :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
And anyone else who needs one right now ( whenever they read this post>>>:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
infact... theres just been a knock at the door.... the herd have arrived in Manchester....this lot want spreading out :
hugs to all :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere::therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Thanks Deecee kiss
The best thing about hugs is no matter how big the herd is, there's always room for one more biggrin
Have I got it right here? Theses hugs were found needing a place to stay so I directed them here.
are they salt & pepper shakers?
Doesthe pepper-pot have a face full of eyes, is that why Mr Pepper has his face away from us?
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
are they salt & pepper shakers?
Doesthe pepper-pot have a face full of eyes, is that why Mr Pepper has his face away from us?
lp

You might be right Lp, To my trained eye they are all based upon the famous Amish cruet set thus :-

Oh and thses are the iddy biddy cruet set dogs to almost complete Mr & Mrs Salt & Pepper pots family.

Now where I wonder are those naughty little pot children?
Oh I dont know Mr Lost... even after the Amish pictured above I have my concerns about Mr Pepper-pot.
I see him turning around with a multi-punctured face... five holes making a circle and one in the centre...
a pantagram bored into his face... the devil himself... preparing to hug me into his firey, though well seasoned damnation.
...... interesting!
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
are they salt & pepper shakers?
Doesthe pepper-pot have a face full of eyes, is that why Mr Pepper has his face away from us?
lp

That'd make Mr Salt a bit of a dickhead - surely not!
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he has more than one eye
lp
If anyone finds the herd of hugs can you please send them over to me? It was my best friend's funeral today and I could sure use a few hugs :cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
If anyone finds the herd of hugs can you please send them over to me? It was my best friend's funeral today and I could sure use a few hugs :cry:

Just found a decent size herd at Chiswick Roundabout. I have shoo-ed them onto the M4 in the general direction of Cardiff. They were going a fair lick so should not need much further encouragement before at least Windsor or maybe even Reading. If anyone catches up with them on the M4 give them a poke to keep them going all the way.