Lost Herd of Hugs!!!

22 May 2007

I seem to have lost a herd of hugs :undecided:
I didn't pack any for David and he needed them this morning, so I had this bright idea of sending him up a herd late last night, so he would get them in time cool

Trouble is, I haven't a clue where the bluddy ell they've got to dunno

They were supposed to be travelling between Southampton and Manchester. I know they got as far as Warwick Services...

I have no idea where they got to after that, whether they reached their intended destination, or whether they're still wandering about a bit lost looking, or even if they now have a trio of toilet critters with em confused

Trouble is with sending a herd of hugs all that way, is, well, as lovely as they are, they're only simple little things, I don't know if they got there.
So if anyone between here and Manchester has spotted a rather lost looking herd of hugs, can you please please get them to David in the pub near Manchester, getting rather tipsy!
Careful about approaching said hugs tho, due to the rather large amount, you might get a bit inundated :? And be very careful of the bear hug, cos you'll never get out of it's clutches.
They might well of got there, or David might even of spotted them and fetched em, I don't know, I can't phone him until later. So if you see them, as I said, please give em to their rightful owner...
Or if you see David sat in a pub, completely surrounded by, and trying to tend to, a massive herd of hugs, can you please not laff or point at him lol

and maybe give him a hand - like splitting off the toilet critters from the herd :?
Thanks everso biggrin

22 May 2007

Did you tell 'em not to turn left at the Severn Bridges. They've been known in the past to enter Wales (we let 'em in free 'cos they're nice see) and then turn into cwtches.
I thought I picked upon the news that a toilet critter had got into an argument at the Toll bridge with one of the toll colectors late last night 'cos the collector said ' please' and the critter got all stroppy and said 'I only want to spend a penny FFS!!' I understand an altercation broke out in which a toilet brush was thrown - I may have got that bit wrong.
I shall keep an eye out for 'em.
My commission on their return is 5% wink

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22 May 2007

If they only got as far as Warwick, he'll have bagged them ready to trade for goldfish by now!
If you forgot hugs for David, does that mean he'll be in need of lots of hugs?
Oh and Choon, hugs are scared of that bloody bridge as well! :scared:

22 May 2007

Quote by westerross
Did you tell 'em not to turn left at the Severn Bridges. They've been known in the past to enter Wales (we let 'em in free 'cos they're nice see) and then turn into cwtches.
I thought I picked upon the news that a toilet critter had got into an argument at the Toll bridge with one of the toll colectors late last night 'cos the collector said ' please' and the critter got all stroppy and said 'I only want to spend a penny FFS!!' I understand an altercation broke out in which a toilet brush was thrown - I may have got that bit wrong.
I shall keep an eye out for 'em.
My commission on their return is 5%
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Chooon :lol2: I sent hugs!!!!!! I can't have em turned into cwtches :shock: David will go all Charlotte Church on me rolleyes

he's bad enough as it is when her names mentioned silly

hwoar:
Could you do me a favour, keep 5% as cwtches for yourself passionkiss

and send the rest on reformed as hugs.
Don't send em back over that bridge in single file tho, they've got to stay as a herd or they'll never figure out the way confused

Any other formation will do, so long as it's a minimum of two a breast! cool

Quote by Freckledbird
If they only got as far as Warwick, he'll have bagged them ready to trade for goldfish by now!
If you forgot hugs for David, does that mean he'll be in need of lots of hugs?
Oh and Choon, hugs are scared of that bloody bridge as well! :scared:

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OMG, hopefully they'll use the toilet critters in exchange for goldfish, instead of part of the herd :shock: Can't be having them dwindle like that!!! David'll be called allsorts of weird names if he ends up with nowt but a flock of goldfish :undecided:
FB, yep, he would like em. Would like em from you whether he needs em or not :lol2: :passionkiss:

22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
FB, yep, he would like em. Would like em from you whether he needs em or not :lol2:

Would he indeedy? :twisted:
PM en route to his inbox biggrin

22 May 2007

:cry:
:cry:
:shock:
redface

ops:

I found two wandering the street outside my house and took them in, fed them, watered them and then used them. I'm now trying to reinvigorate them so they can be sent off again once I've downloaded a google map for them!
SORRY.
:oops:

22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
David will go all Charlotte Church on me

:rotflmao: Just had a vision of David singing with the voice of an angel!!

Quote by Freckledbird
Oh and Choon, hugs are scared of that bloody bridge as well! :scared:

Not when they're coming in my direction they're not -or so I'm told :twisted:
Oh and talking about two a breast.... wink

David and I - a Bristol each as I recall!!
Missy - you couldn't generate a bear cwtch could ya? Just the thought makes me feel weak at the knees.
I suppose David will want to send a herd back. So why don't you arrange for both herds to meet half way split into two halves - mix and match - and then both herds will know the way back!
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22 May 2007

Quote by Jags

I found two wandering the street outside my house and took them in, fed them, watered them and then used them. I'm now trying to reinvigorate them so they can be sent off again once I've downloaded a google map for them!
SORRY.

No need to be sorry. Missy produces everlasting hugs!
None of this disposable stuff from this girl - pure terrycloth genuine hugs!
Mind you, I guess, they might be a bit out of breath after the Jags hug! :shock:
wink

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22 May 2007

Quote by Jags
I found two wandering the street outside my house and took them in, fed them, watered them and then used them. I'm now trying to reinvigorate them so they can be sent off again once I've downloaded a google map for them

Jags, you've not only fed them, you've watered them ...... and on top of that you've used them?
Talk about over indulged hugs, how're they s'posed to waddle off to David now they're all full up n satisfied.
Google map? You can give em a private plane and I don't think them hugs would want to budge even if they could manouvre their over indulged hugginess :shock: passionkiss

OK 5% and 2 down - but there's still plenty for David. Beginning to understand about how wilderbeast migrate confused

22 May 2007

you need a Hugherd Dog! lp

22 May 2007

>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>
confused

22 May 2007

Quote by westerross
:rotflmao: Just had a vision of David singing with the voice of an angel!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If you have ever heard David sing - you would appreciate my screams of laughter at that comment :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by westerross
Missy - you couldn't generate a bear cwtch could ya? Just the thought makes me feel weak at the knees.

Errrr Chooon, you and your bright ideas poke

Just found a bit of a problem, language barrier thing me thinks confused

You see, I just tried to turn a Bear Hug into the Welsh "Bear Cwtch" ..... but ended up with something along the lines of "Blair Witch" :scared:
Nothing compared to bringing it back over the bridge - just turns back to a Bear Hug you might think........ yeh right rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

22 May 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>

Oh look who walked in!!
You can just be done with it ..... and chuck me up to Manchester!!!!! :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 May 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
you need a Hugherd Dog!

I need a what??? oooooooh yeh I like it :rose:
But it looks like Bungle from Rainbow!! :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 May 2007

Don't know about a herd, and maybe I'm going all soft and goey.. but will this do??

22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>

Oh look who walked in!!
You can just be done with it ..... and chuck me up to Manchester!!!!! :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
yes but as muddle you were torpedo shaped but as yourself your not quite as arodynamic :giggle: bolt

i might pay for that one

22 May 2007

Quote by jaymar
Don't know about a herd, and maybe I'm going all soft and goey.. but will this do??

OMG I love them :inlove:
But, en route, won't they eat the other hugs, Huggy Bear and Hugherd dog? :undecided:

22 May 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
>>>>> wonders if it's still sunday >>>>>

No!! That's a hird!! rolleyes

:roll:

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22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
Don't know about a herd, and maybe I'm going all soft and goey.. but will this do??

OMG I love them :inlove:
But, en route, won't they eat the other hugs, Huggy Bear and Hugherd dog? :undecided:
lol

especially if hugherd dog gets stuck in between them! :cry:

22 May 2007

I think thatLP's Hugherd dog has been up to something it shouldnt with one your the toilet critters, cause look what I just found huddled on my door step

I will send them on their way, but at least they havent got far to go.

22 May 2007

Quote by westerross

I found two wandering the street outside my house and took them in, fed them, watered them and then used them. I'm now trying to reinvigorate them so they can be sent off again once I've downloaded a google map for them!
SORRY.

No need to be sorry. Missy produces everlasting hugs!
None of this disposable stuff from this girl - pure terrycloth genuine hugs!
Mind you, I guess, they might be a bit out of breath after the Jags hug! :shock:
wink

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Oh, I LOVE everlasting hugs! Bit like that huge gobstopper I bought once as a kid, lasted me for about 3 months worth of 'sooks' before I got to the little aniseed ball in the middle.
Do the hugs have an aniseed middle too???
:P :P

22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
I found two wandering the street outside my house and took them in, fed them, watered them and then used them. I'm now trying to reinvigorate them so they can be sent off again once I've downloaded a google map for them

Jags, you've not only fed them, you've watered them ...... and on top of that you've used them?
Talk about over indulged hugs, how're they s'posed to waddle off to David now they're all full up n satisfied.
Google map? You can give em a private plane and I don't think them hugs would want to budge even if they could manouvre their over indulged hugginess :shock: passionkiss

OK 5% and 2 down - but there's still plenty for David. Beginning to understand about how wilderbeast migrate confused

The point is that, after making their way so far north of Manchester, they remain here with me so that I can make full and sustained use of them. They've snuggled under the duvet (the winter Hungarian Goose one not the summer light wool one) and are snoring away quite loudly and contentedly. I don't want to disturb them. They are so sweet too!
Would hedghog food do for them or do I need to send out for Imas?
:silly:

22 May 2007

I found a couple earlier when Dai called over for tea but we used them all up, sorry redface

22 May 2007

Quote by Jags
Oh, I LOVE everlasting hugs! Bit like that huge gobstopper I bought once as a kid, lasted me for about 3 months worth of 'sooks' before I got to the little aniseed ball in the middle.
Do the hugs have an aniseed middle too???
:P :P

Boy am I glad about that - cos the the way you've just treated those two hugs, they're not going anywhere lol

And yes they're full right up in the middle, sadly not with aniseed, but with 22 bottles of wine :twisted: cool

8-) 8-)

22 May 2007

Quote by Missy
And yes they're full right up in the middle, sadly not with aniseed, but with 22 bottles of wine :twisted: 8-) 8-)

HUSH YOUR MOUTH!
My little delicate slumbering hugs don't need to hear about adult naughty behaviour from whatever source. I really hope you're learnt the error of your ways and have desisted from alcohol since? Temperance is a virtue!!
I've continued to be very very naughty indeed... learn from my misfortune.
:inlove: :inlove:
:crazy:

22 May 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I found a couple earlier when Dai called over for tea but we used them all up, sorry

Sassy!!!

OK, I'll let you off, they went to good use :rose:
Just to fill people in. Just over a year ago, David came through for me in trumps ....... although he trumps all the time :undecided: I don't mean then niffy ones, proper big style he was there :inlove:
This week, it came for me to do exactly the same thing, for the same reasons - and the bastards at work wouldn't let me mad

So hence sending him a herd of hugs last night.... and trying to shepherd them from afar to where he's at confused

Thanks to you guys helping me out here - he's so far got 5% less, welsh accents, 2 down, a couple out, 3 toilet critters, two hugging polar bears, a Huggy Bear, two of the cutest puppies (thanks NWC for your puppies :twisted: )a Hugherd dog that looks like Bungle and a herd of hugs winding their way up to him :happy:
Thank you passionkiss

22 May 2007

Quote by Jags
Would hedghog food do for them or do I need to send out for Imas?
:silly:

No No No!!!!
Never feed a Hug-on-the-Run Llama!!
certainly never after midnight...
and MOST definately not after a money related altercation as mentioned previously re: bridge crossings!
these normally lovable little critters can turn nasty at the drop of a hat if the circumstances are right...
*spend a penny* indeed!
any more than that and there can indeed be ructions!
Remember Trafalgar Square circa 1990?
lp

22 May 2007

I did my specialist hug herding whistle out of my back door just now,
'my back door' isn't a euphonium by the way..
unfortunately i must of been a bit off key as this is what turned up

hope you can make use of all those ducks!

22 May 2007

Warmer!!!

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It's not even one or two!!!! :rotflmao:
Mind you, they'll be alright'up north - don't they call everyone Duck up there? They'll feel very wanted indeed with people calling them all the time cool

:happy: I just hope he doesn't get banned from the pub he's in if this lot turn up tonight :shock:

22 May 2007

As long as he doesn't say ''anyone fancy a duck''
he should be fine :shock: