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WilmaFlintstone
Sex God

I have been having a little sort out. You know the usual spring clean type thingy (only this is on a much smaller scale)
(Note to Jags – I am not over doing it OKAY!!
I have come across some items that most certainly do not belong to The Flinstones clan and would be grateful if you could help me to find their owners.
I have some idea as to whom they may belong but these are only guesses.
1 tube of Olay daily cleanser eye make-up removing cream – (sort of remember MrsFC taking Sarges make-up off with this)
1 tub of Body Butter – I know this one is MrsFC’s but not sure as she left it on purpose.
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) – own up Tim!
1 pair of sunglasses
1 large bottle of Listerine mouthwash
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge and glove thingies – Jags you were the last here so they must be yours
and last but most certainly not least a very lacy black thong size 10 (I wish they were mine but alas they do not fit so I shall not go to the ball) :mrgreen:
So come on all you party people claim your property and stop cluttering up my home!!!
Oh I nearly forgot someone left a very untidy cave creature in the armchair who demands the remote control and pesters me to be fed and watered all the time. He even asked for sex once! rolleyes
Love
Wilma
X x x x
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
1 tube of Olay daily cleanser eye make-up removing cream – (sort of remember MrsFC taking Sarges make-up off with this)

Ahemmm!! I seem to recall Mrs FC blinding me in one eye with this !!!! confused :? :? :? :?
westerross
Sex God
I've never been to your house Wilma but I'll put in a bid for the Listerine (unless Roger wants it?).
Can anyone tell me 6 things you can do with body butter? (PMs will do). My mind is racing and I want to speed it up.
RSAB2
Sex God
The Oil of Ulay eye cleanser might be mine Wilma......
<<<goes off to bathroom to check>>>
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Unknown User
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
1 pair of sunglasses
1 large bottle of Listerine mouthwash

The sunglasses might be mine...........I can't find mine anywhere.
The Listerine is definitely mine............. redface
If you find the owner of the size 10 lacy black thong can I deliver it back to them personally. :twisted:
Steve
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
If you find the owner of the size 10 lacy black thong can I deliver it back to them personally. :twisted:

Cheers Steve ........................ I think that may be mine!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
Bilkes typed:
Cheers Steve ........................ I think that may be mine!!!
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
If you find the owner of the size 10 lacy black thong can I deliver it back to them personally. :twisted:

Wilma reduces herself to a liquid diet - you will go to the ball, you will got the ball!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Oh by the way, I washed the socks but not the thong :rascal:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone

I have been having a little sort out. You know the usual spring clean type thingy (only this is on a much smaller scale)
(Note to Jags – I am not over doing it OKAY!!
I have come across some items that most certainly do not belong to The Flinstones clan and would be grateful if you could help me to find their owners.
I have some idea as to whom they may belong but these are only guesses.
1 tube of Olay daily cleanser eye make-up removing cream – (sort of remember MrsFC taking Sarges make-up off with this)
1 tub of Body Butter – I know this one is MrsFC’s but not sure as she left it on purpose.
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) – own up Tim!
1 pair of sunglasses
1 large bottle of Listerine mouthwash
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge and glove thingies – Jags you were the last here so they must be yours
and last but most certainly not least a very lacy black thong size 10 (I wish they were mine but alas they do not fit so I shall not go to the ball) :mrgreen:
So come on all you party people claim your property and stop cluttering up my home!!!
Oh I nearly forgot someone left a very untidy cave creature in the armchair who demands the remote control and pesters me to be fed and watered all the time. He even asked for sex once! rolleyes
Love
Wilma
X x x x

My dear Wilma I left that for you incase you needed it. Your caveman hubby could rub more into your sun burnt shoulders, if you needed it.
tut tut !!!! :roll: Try and help someone out .................
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
1 tube of Olay daily cleanser eye make-up removing cream – (sort of remember MrsFC taking Sarges make-up off with this)

Ahemmm!! I seem to recall Mrs FC blinding me in one eye with this !!!! confused :? :? :? :?
Stop whingeing !!!!!!!! evil See try and help someone else and thats the thanks I get !! hmmm !!!! :? :?
Jags
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
(Note to Jags – I am not over doing it OKAY!!
And yes, if the glove thingies are green they are mine - sponge isn't though!! lol :lol:
Sorry for littering your house with unclaimed goods - you can bet your life the size 10 thongs ain't mine :cry:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Okay so far we have accounted for:
Listerine - Steve G (sorry Tune)
Sunglasses - Steve G
Olay make-up removal - Mrs RSAB2
Coconut stuff - now mine - thank you MrsFC
Green glove thingies - Jags
Outstanding:
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) – own up Tim!
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge
1 tardy Caveman
Under negotiation
Size 10 black lacy thong - so far Steveg is the highest bidder
Should they not be claimed in the next 7 days the remainder will be sent to the lost property in the sky. Well actually I'll just put them in the bin.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
RSAB2
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Outstanding:
1 tardy Caveman

I'll take him off your hands as well if you'd like! : poke
Quote by the delicious Wilma
Size 10 black lacy thong - so far Steveg is the highest bidder

Now obviously these were mine loon - I wish - but if Steve would like them!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Jags
Sex God
Left a white lacy bra though... but you can have that, couldn't take the creaking!!
redface surprisedops:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Left a white lacy bra though... but you can have that, couldn't take the creaking!!
redface surprisedops:

FFS Jags!!! The kids have been sleeping in that for weeks now!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Funny how the tardy looking caveman soon spruced himself up when he was claImed by MrsRSAB2. rolleyes
Creaky white bra now belongs to me. Took me a while to prize it off the kids but they said the creaking kept them awake anyway. lol
Now I really do not want to throw away these trainers as they are in good condition so go check your cupboards and see if they are yours.
Mrs RSAB2 as you seem to have a fondness for cave creatures I have two little ones that go with the tardy one - any offers? :high-smile:
Come on Tim own up to the lipstick, I have the pictures to prove it. :swingingchair:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
RSAB2
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Mrs RSAB2 as you seem to have a fondness for cave creatures I have two little ones that go with the tardy one - any offers? :high-smile:

I'm no good with kids!!!
Mrs RSAB2xxx :angel:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Just as I thought the list was diminishing, what do I find?
1 game of Trivial Pursuit
1 game of Jenga
1 20 sided dice
Gonna hire a container at this rate. rolleyes
Why couldn't you have left the electric shock game, I liked that one lol :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'm supposed to be resting you know :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
wave for the Trivial Pursuit
:wave: for the Jenga
Couldn't fit them in the car cos it was full to bursting with bottles of wine - something had to give!! lol :lol: :lol:
Fair trade no robbery.... :happy: :rose:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
1 pair of sunglasses

If they are Oakleys...............They're MINE!
Erm, dont let the fact that we've never been to your house confuse you with the fact this may be my only chance to own a pair! wink
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
But if they belong to Oakley then they can't be yours - can they? :confused2:
Oakley step forward or your glasses are to be collected (in person) by Silk & Big G.
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
westerross
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
But if they belong to Oakley then they can't be yours - can they? :confused2:
Oakley step forward or your glasses are to be collected (in person) by Silk & Big G.
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

If Oakley lives in the cupboard under the stairs why does she need shades? Honestly - some people!
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
But if they belong to Oakley then they can't be yours - can they? :confused2:
Oakley step forward or your glasses are to be collected (in person) by Silk & Big G.
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Silk stands in front of Wilma's glory hole. 1. To protect the possibility of owning a pair of Oakleys and 2. phoarrrrrr............. the view is lovely!!!!
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Tune darling, what makes you think that Oakley is female? :grin:
Silk - you'll get poked in the eye if you are not careful. poke
Love
Wilma
x x x x
westerross
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Tune darling, what makes you think that Oakley is female? :grin:
Silk - you'll get poked in the eye if you are not careful. poke
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!

redface My mistake! Thought it was Oakley's glory hole not yours!
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by westerross
redface My mistake! Thought it was Oakley's glory hole not yours!

But Oakley is a................. :gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Jags
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone

redface My mistake! Thought it was Oakley's glory hole not yours!

But Oakley is a................. :gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
...wanker??? confused :?
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Oh No he's not he's a ............ :gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Jags
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Oh No he's not he's a ............ :gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

...banker???????
lol :lol: