Unfortunately i'm not, but say you won £1million on the lottery, what would you spend it on, and in this you're not allowed to give any away, as we're all greedy sods...
For me..
£500,000 spent on my local Ice Hockey Team, buying them out.
£250,000 on a house and a new car.. nothing too flash..
Ad the rest would be split between a damn good holiday on some random beach (probably spending most of it in the shade) a visit to a few casinos and paying off debts.
Pretty boring for me, but I bet there are a few who would spend it a little less sensibly.
Pay my debts then get the rest converted into pound coins and delivered so I can just look at it - for days.
Then make them take it back and turn it back into electrons in my bank account.
Then design my own house - a fantasy house with EVERYTHING I want in it.
1)Let the interest build for a few months while I find the perfect number 4)
2)Pay my debts
3)Pass my test and buy a car
4)Buy a building to renovate and live in
5)Buy some chickens and build a chickenopolis for them
Until the last 2 years I'd have used it to buy flats and rent them, living comfortably off the rent every month. But thanks to Mr GB I'll now probably spend it on beer, ciggies and high-class call girls before dying destitute and alone in a gutter somewhere, surrounded by children singing musical tunes.
1. Pay off my debts
2. Buy a little house
3. Go on a decent holiday
4. Pay off my family's mortgages
5. Take a year off work to write a book