Lovely Lady

20 Jul 2004

Right some of you may have notice that there's been a little bit of acid Bollocks (not bollox) from TE just now but I want to thank a lovely lady for turning me around at the edge of the abyss.
I've tried some SH cold turkey for a week or so (some regs will know how hard that can be) and then I return and can't relate to what's going on ( didn't help that someone was poking fun at Wales either - don't usually get upset but I thought why Wales? - still I guess he didn't mean any harm)
Anyway I was spotted by one of the beautiful people on here, who made contact and immediately realised that I was wrong - so thanks.
Right hi-jack away- although I'll understand if no-one wants to in view of Daz'n'lou's recent thread.

20 Jul 2004

Consider yourself hijacked.
And welcome back biggrin

20 Jul 2004

Hey TE I think that the dig at wales was just a bit of sheep shagger fun, same could be said for most rural areas, except perhaps NE Scotland and Whoosh , he is into muckle Cooos
worry not about it TE
the lady was having a laugh smile

you and I both know that welsh guys dont all go for sheep, and with that I am saying NO MORE, I have a welsh marriage cert!! there's lovely :twisted: :twisted:
GIlbert

20 Jul 2004

Tune

get back to talkin bollox man!!
Did I tell you what they call a Welshman with a stick up his arse btw?

20 Jul 2004

Did someone say hijack wink

*rumbles around looking for handcuffs, rope, chains, gags, blindfolds........
Hijack? This means I get to tie up LOADS of people right? :bounce:
Venusxxx

20 Jul 2004

Awwww TE

20 Jul 2004

Glad whoever this lovely lady is has cheered you up,its sooo much better to smile biggrin

Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

20 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Did I tell you what they call a Welshman with a stick up his arse btw?

Note to self- work on hijacking technique rolleyes

20 Jul 2004

dearest angel, i would be DELIGHTEd to know what this welshman is called!
lol
lol

20 Jul 2004

A taffy apple rotflmao

Well it was funny an hour ago rolleyes

20 Jul 2004

err i mean lol

21 Jul 2004

:therethere: .. hope you're feeling happier TE .... we all have off periods so I doubt anyone will hold it against you ...
Something else hopefully though :twisted:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by westerross
Right hi-jack away-

*runs in with balaclaver on*
MMMMMMHHHHHPPPPPPP..........mmmmhhhpp mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhpp............mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhppp
*realises he's got the balaclaver on backwards so turns it round*.......
*now has an eye where the nose should be and his forehead in the mouth hole* evil

:evil:
Bloody stupid balaclaver. Right, want me to shoot Davej this time? :mrgreen:
Seriously though. Everyone goes into a downer sometimes (and for the people that don't confused

:shock: :huh: Debbieweb I'm looking at you). Best thing I find is to just ride it out. For every low there's a high not too far in the future. :cheers:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
except perhaps NE Scotland and Whoosh , he is into muckle Cooos
GIlbert

Gil,
Around here they are hairy cooo's (Aberdeen Angus - proper name apparently) or as the local population call em heery cooo's.
Ooops 4got what I was posting (damn barman never bringing the drink on time & therefore losing my 4 sec attention span), wb TE whomever you maybe :rose:
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

Being of the Welsh persuasion, I think I have heard all the jokes and innuendo's about the Welsh and Welsh people.
You will never stop it, so live with it or become a very bitter and sour person.
Life is way to short to worry about the silly things.

21 Jul 2004

Don`t worry about it, they`re all a bunch of Northern Monkeys anyway......... wink

Venusxxx (the Southern Pansey) biggrin

21 Jul 2004

TE... you are one of the good guys!
I shall never forget your touching PM to me when I had my recent bereavement.
Nice to see you back, and may all your camels live and prosper.
Hxx

21 Jul 2004

TE... you are one of the good guys!
I shall never forget your touching PM to me when I had my recent bereavement.
Nice to see you back, and may all your camels live and prosper.
Hxx

21 Jul 2004

Now hang on here a bit........Tune gets a bit iffy with something (Jeez even I did that a couple of weeks ago)...........has a bit of a detox period with a touch of counseling(all well and good and shows how folk look out for each other)...............and I'm the one who is gonna get shot!!
Easy this is the second time you have threatened in a public forum to shoot me and I now feel it necessary to respond....
You have insulted the house of davej once too often easy and my reputation within the numpty, lulu, and plain idiot fraternity, has been severely tarnished, I now give you this...............davej pulls out a white glove from his pocket and......ssllaappp!!.....take that you....you....you....eerrmm...plug!! thats it....plug!! :sparring: c'mon!....c'mon!
Now then you chose the weapons and we will meet at dawn....second thoughts lets make it about 10am so I can have a lie in and a bowl of coco pops
Right your choice of duelling weapons are
stale french sticks
a 6 pack of crusty rolls at 10 yds
pea shooters at 5 yds
a set of childrens plastic swords with shields
4 week old cod tails
We will fight either to the death or given the type of weapons .....until we get bored and piss off down the pub. You may choose to bring along a pair of helpers to tend you but they cannot assist you once the duel commences duel

.........

21 Jul 2004

oooh a duel!
in the old days when u were both lads a lady would show her favour by dropping her hanky onto the lance of her favorite.
i dont have a hanky..... but i have a snotty tissue.. so there ya go, one each for you!

21 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
Now then you chose the weapons and we will meet at dawn....second thoughts lets make it about 10am so I can have a lie in and a bowl of coco pops

Poor Dawn ... she does get very innocently dragged into these davej/easy incidents ...
:twisted:

21 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
oooh a duel!
in the old days when u were both lads a lady would show her favour by dropping her hanky onto the lance of her favorite.
i dont have a hanky..... but i have a snotty tissue.. so there ya go, one each for you!

my dear WBB I had a much more romantic and misty picture in my mind of Easy and myself appearing in slow motion from out of an early morning mist clad in protective armour (well some pretend stuff like a cardboard box with holes in it for our arms but prettily coloured none the less) and presenting our weapons for you to bestow your favour in the form of silken handkerchief drawn from you cleavage and laid gently upon my extended lance.
.............instead you throw a claggy old snot rag at me...........the picture in my mind is shattered.

21 Jul 2004

Easy choose the PEA SHOOTERS.
Reason being whilst davej is talking to dawn I will substitute his frozen peas for mushy ones.
You get the frozen type therefore an EASY WIN!!!!
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

my dear davej, would it be possible for you to put you "extended lance" away please, it is NOT that kind of room!!!!!

21 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
Now hang on here a bit........Tune gets a bit iffy with something (Jeez even I did that a couple of weeks ago)...........has a bit of a detox period with a touch of counseling(all well and good and shows how folk look out for each other)...............and I'm the one who is gonna get shot!!
Easy this is the second time you have threatened in a public forum to shoot me and I now feel it necessary to respond....
You have insulted the house of davej once too often easy and my reputation within the numpty, lulu, and plain idiot fraternity, has been severely tarnished, I now give you this...............davej pulls out a white glove from his pocket and......ssllaappp!!.....take that you....you....you....eerrmm...plug!! thats it....plug!! :sparring: c'mon!....c'mon!

*easy watches Davej put his white glove on and bounce around in front of him with raised fists, then takes the white glove off him and eats it.....complete with hand* :eeek: :taz:

Quote by davej
Now then you chose the weapons and we will meet at dawn....second thoughts lets make it about 10am so I can have a lie in and a bowl of coco pops

We can's meet at Dawns. She's gon on holiday for 2 weeks.

Quote by davej
Right your choice of duelling weapons are
stale french sticks
a 6 pack of crusty rolls at 10 yds
pea shooters at 5 yds
a set of childrens plastic swords with shields
4 week old cod tails
We will fight either to the death or given the type of weapons .....until we get bored and piss off down the pub. You may choose to bring along a pair of helpers to tend you but they cannot assist you once the duel commences .........

Although I was very tempted by the plastic sword and shields, I'll go for pea shooters (with goggles, 'cos we don't want any little accidents do we? Health and Safety and all that).
As for helpers I'll bring the makers of my "peashooter" Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cue booming evil laught..... MWWWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

21 Jul 2004

Okay you two..................... you may have your weapons.... lol

:lol: :lol: , but what about your attire ? Seen as easy wants pea shooters, how about long shorts and briches, to go with the look ! smile

21 Jul 2004

I suggest:
Beachware - Flipflops, shorts, multicoloured hawiian shirts, sun glasses & hat
The WHOOSH Man

21 Jul 2004

i suggest naked.... that way we dont have to worry about any clothes gettng ruined.

21 Jul 2004

What are we using for ammo. Dried peas may be a little hard (H&S again) and spit-balls have their own H&S issues.
I suggest we retire to the pub early and settle this like men......... by drinking ourselves stupid and say "I love you. You're my best mate" and then falling over a lot. drinkies