Are all dogs a bit mental?
Ours steals socks out of the washing and plays with em, rolls on his back moaning in ecstasy and barks like a nutter every time the door knocks, even if its someone he knows.
How mad is you dog?
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Mad dogs....
Quote by welikesinglemen
Are all dogs a bit mental?
Ours steals socks out of the washing and plays with em, rolls on his back moaning in ecstasy and barks like a nutter every time the door knocks, even if its someone he knows.
How mad is you dog?
I think dogging is mental - is that the same thing???
Sex... in public?
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
:notes:
Quote by helnheaven
Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
:notes:
As anyone considered the rights of socks?? Seems to me that that the left of socks is getting pre-eminence in this forum and we have to have a balance. Ying - Yang, tong, diddle eye po
Sex God
Our dog does a handstand while he's doing a wee 
Nicks mice off the cat and eats them that's if he's not too busy in a hedge catching the darn things himself. He poo's as he walks and kicks us off the settee literally when it's his bed time 
Nicks mice off the cat and eats them that's if he's not too busy in a hedge catching the darn things himself. He poo's as he walks and kicks us off the settee literally when it's his bed time 
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
:notes:
As anyone considered the rights of socks?? Seems to me that that the left of socks is getting pre-eminence in this forum and we have to have a balance. Ying - Yang, tong, diddle eye po
You're listening to croft aintcha :P
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Quote by firelizard
Our dog does a handstand while he's doing a wee
You sure that's the dog Fire and not Stormy
:lol: Quote by firelizard
Isn`t this thread speciesist ??
Speaking as an animal rights activist I think you should retract your statement about dogs being mental as it is offensive.
And, as to the theft of the socks, can you prove it ?? Have you complained to the proper authorities?
:notes:
As anyone considered the rights of socks?? Seems to me that that the left of socks is getting pre-eminence in this forum and we have to have a balance. Ying - Yang, tong, diddle eye po
You're listening to croft aintcha :P
Rock on croft! Always and ever and ever... Love Machine on CD player!!
Can I be sockist??? I've just authorise a pic of a bloke wearing Y-fronts and black socks and the pic is labelled 'do you think I'm sexy?' - my answer is unprintable!!
Sex God
Quote by flower411
And to all those wooly minded sock lovers out there who`ll star bleating about how we NEED the socks
I reckon we can do without em !!
Oi :boxing:
Dont start on the sheep, what they done wrong?
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Our dog does a handstand while he's doing a wee
You sure that's the dog Fire and not Stormy
:lol:No I've housetrained Stormy now apart from the odd mouse relapse :wink:
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Quote by Jags
I've just authorise a pic of a bloke wearing Y-fronts and black socks and the pic is labelled 'do you think I'm sexy?' - my answer is unprintable!!
Och!! cumon Jags leave Bilko's sock pic alone
:lol: im trying hard to train my dog.... with a little help from "the Dog whisperer" and "Doggy Borstal".....it takes time and effort every day.
I suppose when hes as strong as he is it is imperative. Some people are scared of him WITHOUT him jumping up at them or trying to mount their pampered pooches.
is he a bit mad????? yes he is........ but when i say "NO", "DOWN" or "WAIT" he knows i mean business.
its all training........ thank heavens for the above TV programmes. Barking,chewed furniture, ruined clothes, carpet and dog mess in the house are hopefully all things of the past.
My starting point is a 2 mile walk everyday....
I suppose when hes as strong as he is it is imperative. Some people are scared of him WITHOUT him jumping up at them or trying to mount their pampered pooches.
is he a bit mad????? yes he is........ but when i say "NO", "DOWN" or "WAIT" he knows i mean business.
its all training........ thank heavens for the above TV programmes. Barking,chewed furniture, ruined clothes, carpet and dog mess in the house are hopefully all things of the past.
My starting point is a 2 mile walk everyday....
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Time for bed methinks
Let me help you up the stairs
:kick:
:giggle:
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Quote by DeeCee
My starting point is a 2 mile walk everyday....
And next week youll start to take the dog with you, right?????
:lol: our dog who unfortunately died last week was crazy she did many a crazy thing. When she was younger she used to get her nose and paws under the fridge door and help herself to bacon etc well not just herself at that time we had two dogs and she used to take the food she had stolen to him who would stay lying in his basket. Also a couple of years ago I remember a time when Allen shouted her and she came running out of the kitchen and insteadof going around the coffee table she decided she would jump over it that was really funny to watch
Sex God
my (getting on a bit) dog still acts like a pup
she attacks the hoover everytime its on,
hides under the coffee table playing hide and seek with the son
if your sat with your legs crossed on the couch she reverses her arse onto your foot so her bits get massaged
if your doing anything and shes bored she comes and plonks herself on ya knee
tries to catch birds that are on the roofs of houses
loves going to the beach running into the sea then having a good shake right next to ya
i think full of character is what ya call it
she attacks the hoover everytime its on,
hides under the coffee table playing hide and seek with the son
if your sat with your legs crossed on the couch she reverses her arse onto your foot so her bits get massaged
if your doing anything and shes bored she comes and plonks herself on ya knee
tries to catch birds that are on the roofs of houses
loves going to the beach running into the sea then having a good shake right next to ya
i think full of character is what ya call it
I have a black Labradoor Retriever called (mad)Max who is as mad as a march hair.
Though i am currently thinking of giving up to the breed rescue center as i don't spend enough time with him since Mom and Dad passed away and finding myself a life and dont think i can cope. If he does go this will be the first time in my life without a dog.
Though i am currently thinking of giving up to the breed rescue center as i don't spend enough time with him since Mom and Dad passed away and finding myself a life and dont think i can cope. If he does go this will be the first time in my life without a dog.
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Never seen him wear socks - suspenders and black fishnets...yes!!8-)
I had heard that rumour :shock:
