Was just perusing the NME and came across these classifieds, thought I would share them with you:
Under Wanted section:
SUEDE seek guitarist. Must have working knowledge of all David Bowie numbers 1972-74. Apply in Lipstick to B. Anderson, Godalming.
MARILYN MANSON requires band member. No weirdos please. Box 666.
HEAVY METAL BAND requires German speaker to advise on the correct use of umlauts.
MANIC STREET PREACHERS no longer seeking guitarist owing to massive upturn in sales.
DEF LEPPARD drummer offers wristwatch. No second hand. Will swop for Alvin Stardust's other glove. PO Box 713.
GARY BARLOW seeks time machine. Box 714.
BIG ISSUE NOS 1-473 Complete collection. Apply T. Handley c/o S. Ballet, Cardboard Box no. 27 Embankment.
NOEL SEEKS LIAM Where the Fuck are you? We're on stage in ten minutes!
QUORN FOR SALE 20 crates. Apply P. McCartney, Box 31, Sussex.
MICK JAGGER seeks AB Negative blood for paternity test. Boxes 66-96.
MANAGER required 'til end of week. Apply Geri Halliwell, Box 24.
WANTED 'Fantastic hits of the 70's', mint condition. Please forward to Boyzone composition department, Box 911.
HUMAN LEAGUE backing singers seek new positions. Would consider working as waitresses in cocktail bar, Box 993.
Under Personal Section:
CHRISSIE HYNDE seeks rock star husband for brief marriage. No time wasters or kinks members. Box 227.
NSM, GSOH, seeks vowel please, Carol, Box 44.
BLOKE in Corrs seeks attention. Box 95.
CHESNEY HAWKES seeks stalker to restore flagging career. Box 351.
HEADRILLAZ 'n' Da Lench Mobb seek spellchekka. Bokks195.
RUN DMC V JASON NEVINS
(Winner to play Bradford or Scunthorpe)
Have a good weekend folks!!!
Fran & Stu
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