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Quote by JudyTV
. Have you ever been to Liverpool?
Only on very rare occasions and only when absolutely necessary.
I live fairly close and often leave it to others to go there if at all possible. I for one don't know how some obscure Euro committee can give anyone such a tittle let alone Liverpool.
Like many others, frankly I still fail to see how they qualify for such a tittle and who invented such a thing in the first place anyway. Just my oppinion.
2008 is a long way off yet.
Judy
If you visit Manchester City
You will find it very pretty
Just two things of which you must be aware
Dont drink the water and dont breath the air..
Polluted, the city , see the crazy people there
Like lambs to the slaughter
They're drinking the water
and breathing the air. :wink:
it not all in Liverpool TG another 4 verses if you want them lol
Fred :wink:
Sex God
Quote by mark_nwest
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Quote by mark_nwest
did i say i was perfect? if i was on for punctuation lessons i would ask you, venus. I am obviously not perfect, i missed the extra p in opinion, i was talking about your tittle!
Oooh, I never wait to be asked! :mrgreen:
Judy`s `Tittle` was probably intentional on account of her fixation with tits. She might have told you that if you`d waited until asked for spelling lessons........
Now chill you daft bugger, I`m teasing! :moon:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
did i say i was perfect? if i was on for punctuation lessons i would ask you, venus. I am obviously not perfect, i missed the extra p in opinion, i was talking about your tittle!
Oooh, I never wait to be asked! :mrgreen:
Judy`s `Tittle` was probably intentional on account of her fixation with tits. She might have told you that if you`d waited until asked for spelling lessons........
Now chill you daft bugger, I`m teasing! :moon:
Venusxxx
i have a bag just like that.
I just don't like her condescending, narrow minded wafflings- thats all
Quote by JudyTV
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Thanks Dave, they always fluck up :P :P :P .... and venus
Its amazing isn't it? Its also very silly for people to build glass houses in Liverpool, whether it be a cultural city or not. The city of culture is a ongoing debate and very, very, questionable anyway not to mention somewhat of a joke.
Judy .......Fluck with a L was intentional.........
You dont say, however, i think you'll find it's an ongoing debate.
Quote by mark_nwest
i have a bag just like that.
I just don't like her condescending, narrow minded wafflings- thats all
Who? Me or Judy?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Perhaps you need to get to know us all a little better before you make such judgements? Just a suggestion, we are all pretty friendly really!
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by mark_nwest
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
Guess we havn't really got off on the right foot then Mark, never mind. Look as Venus said, people are just playing, why get aggresive, why not turn things to your advantage and interact with others in a similar way, it's a good oppurtunity to bump into more people through the thread.
Quote by davej
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
Guess we havn't really got off on the right foot then Mark, never mind. Look as Venus said, people are just playing, why get aggresive, why not turn things to your advantage and interact with others in a similar way, it's a good oppurtunity to bump into more people through the thread.
The smiley was placed to show i was joking but obviously you have all missed the point
Quote by davej
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
Guess we havn't really got off on the right foot then Mark, never mind. Look as Venus said, people are just playing, why get aggresive, why not turn things to your advantage and interact with others in a similar way, it's a good oppurtunity to bump into more people through the thread.
Yeah....just tell me to fuck off! (with a :P on account of you being new and all that ;) )
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
i think to get on the committee you have to think your a lot better than everyone, but were you would fail, is the fact you have to be able to spell.
found one for you Judy
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
Guess we havn't really got off on the right foot then Mark, never mind. Look as Venus said, people are just playing, why get aggresive, why not turn things to your advantage and interact with others in a similar way, it's a good oppurtunity to bump into more people through the thread.
Yeah....just tell me to fuck off! (with a :P on account of you being new and all that ;) )
Venusxxx
Venus did you get the qoute thingy wrong or are you asking me to tell you to fuck off with a :lol: I'm happy to oblige, but you wouldn't take a blind bit of notice
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'm holding you responsiblr for this madam..................................YES YOU Venus
You've been that aggressive lately it's rubbing off on everyone.
Now bend over and take it like the tart you are
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Yes! I knew I`d get what I deserved sooner or later!! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by mark_nwest
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
The smiley was placed to show i was joking but obviously you have all missed the point
That wasn`t the statement which worried me!
No matter, let`s start again...
Wanna shag?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Depends
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I`m sorry, Jas is right of course, I`ve been exploring my dom personality, and am waiting for a new job to start..........in the interim I`ve been driving everyone nuts!
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Yeh nice 1 mate. Here is the missing H - stick it up your ar$e
The smiley was placed to show i was joking but obviously you have all missed the point
That wasn`t the statement which worried me!
No matter, let`s start again...
Wanna shag?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Depends
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I`m sorry, Jas is right of course, I`ve been exploring my dom personality, and am waiting for a new job to start..........in the interim I`ve been driving everyone nuts!
Venusxxx
Forgiven, but its time to say farewell i think. Too much abuse, ill just go and crawl back under the rock i came from :cry: :cry:
Sex God
FFS I thought Mark made a very well balanced entry into the Forum and seems like a genuine nice guy.
I think I'd have been a bit riled at the intemperate response about Liverpool from Judy if I lived there. There is no tongue-in-cheek in that post. Within minutes he's surrounded by a group with a pack mentality biting chunks of flesh out of his arse.
I really HATE it when posters refer to another in the third person merely to try and make them feel excluded.
I've gotta say in view of the characters involved I am very surprised.
Rant over.
I think I'd have been a bit riled at the intemperate response about Liverpool from Judy if I lived there. There is no tongue-in-cheek in that post. Within minutes he's surrounded by a group with a pack mentality biting chunks of flesh out of his arse.
I really HATE it when posters refer to another in the third person merely to try and make them feel excluded.
I've gotta say in view of the characters involved I am very surprised.
Rant over.
Noooooooooooo! If you do that then I`ll be in trouble with the mods, and, and, and they`ll do nasty and suspect things to me, tar and feather me, and possibly tie me to somewhere very public wearing a sign that says `nasty SH bully bitch` :shock: :shock: :shock:
Then I will cry :cry:
Venusxxx
Then I will cry :cry:
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
FFS I thought Mark made a very well balanced entry into the Forum and seems like a genuine nice guy.
I think I'd have been a bit riled at the intemperate response about Liverpool from Judy if I lived there. There is no tongue-in-cheek in that post. Within minutes he's surrounded by a group with a pack mentality biting chunks of flesh out of his arse.
I really HATE it when posters refer to another in the third person merely to try and make them feel excluded.
I've gotta say in view of the characters involved I am very surprised.
Rant over.
Ok Tune, I get your point. Loudly. I stepped over the mark. It wasn`t `pack mentality`, it was me being me. I like making people laugh. Normally I try to be so over the top it`s seen as an obvious parody. Screwed up. I`ll tone it down in future.
Venusxxx
no symapthy card- i am actually going to go off here for good. (awaits post saying well you said that before). When i said i was going back under my rock, i say rock, its more of a slum really, no central heating and mice everywhere. Anyway need to get some sleep before i go out tonight to rob houses or mug an old lady. Plus its giro day tomorrow so ill have to be up early.
Sex God
Quote by westerross
FFS I thought Mark made a very well balanced entry into the Forum and seems like a genuine nice guy.
I think I'd have been a bit riled at the intemperate response about Liverpool from Judy if I lived there. There is no tongue-in-cheek in that post. Within minutes he's surrounded by a group with a pack mentality biting chunks of flesh out of his arse.
I really HATE it when posters refer to another in the third person merely to try and make them feel excluded.
I've gotta say in view of the characters involved I am very surprised.
Rant over.
Tune I've been back through the thread and found my five posts.
1 A one liner at misschief plus the hello
2 A one line response to MrFC..(.completely off topic)
3 Spotted a post error in a post by Mark where he was pointing out a posting error to someone else (what can I say.....I couldn't resist)
4 A very calm reply to what was an aggresive(however poorly disguised)response to 3 above.
5 A response to Venus(completely off topic)
Why have I bothered? Because I care if folk like you, are upset by them and can't see that they are no more than an oppurtunity for people to come back and bounce off me with some banter, then clearly I've either changed my style without knowing it, or the cafe has changed that much that my style is now out of date.
We may well have read the thread differently tune, but I just don't see what you see. I see an oppurtunity for Mark to get stuck in straight away with a bit of banter, if that oppurtunity is discarded in favour of aggression, so be it.
Response 1. Me being nice
Response 2. Me being an arse
Response 3. Me being an offensive arse
Response 4. Me being a flippant arse
Response 4. Me being a clever arse
Response 5. Me being a smart alec arse but trying to maintain banter arse
Response 6. Me being a little stung, and defensive, but wondering if it was all my fault arse
Response 7. Me trying to make up for it arse.
Response 8. Me trying for a clean slate arse
Response 9. Me being a tart arse and hoping Jas wasn`t too pissed off arse
Response 10. Me being contrite and trying to salvage arse
Response 11. Me trying to tone down aggression and play with others arse
Response 12. Me having an `oh bollocks` arse and trying to diffuse my effect arse.
Response 13. Me feeling cuntish and taking some responsibility arse.
Conclusion?
Having established that I spammed the poor sod`s thread 13 times, perhaps it would be best for everyone if I became even more close and personal with my arse ;) ....besides, it`s kind of interesting down here, in a kind of dark and pervy way........ :rascal:
Nowt to do with anything Tune said.......I don`t need too much of an excuse to get intimate with my arse :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Response 2. Me being an arse
Response 3. Me being an offensive arse
Response 4. Me being a flippant arse
Response 4. Me being a clever arse
Response 5. Me being a smart alec arse but trying to maintain banter arse
Response 6. Me being a little stung, and defensive, but wondering if it was all my fault arse
Response 7. Me trying to make up for it arse.
Response 8. Me trying for a clean slate arse
Response 9. Me being a tart arse and hoping Jas wasn`t too pissed off arse
Response 10. Me being contrite and trying to salvage arse
Response 11. Me trying to tone down aggression and play with others arse
Response 12. Me having an `oh bollocks` arse and trying to diffuse my effect arse.
Response 13. Me feeling cuntish and taking some responsibility arse.
Conclusion?
Having established that I spammed the poor sod`s thread 13 times, perhaps it would be best for everyone if I became even more close and personal with my arse ;) ....besides, it`s kind of interesting down here, in a kind of dark and pervy way........ :rascal:
Nowt to do with anything Tune said.......I don`t need too much of an excuse to get intimate with my arse :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Master of Sex
Whoops, looks like another thread going down the plughole fast...
....is it too late to say hello and welcome ?
....is it too late to say hello and welcome ?
Sex God
I saw this thread and thought this guy has got it reight, excellent first post, which you just wanted to read, had a bit of banter with the regulars, took the piss and had the piss taken. Then suddenly out of the blue, he takes offence at someone taking the mickey out of Liverpool. Bloody hell mate, I live down the road from Liverpool and know the area pretty well. I also know that the majority of the 'Scousers' I have met have the most fantastic sense of humour and certainly know how to take the piss out of others! At the end of the day we are all entitled to our own views about people and places and it would be a very boring place if we all liked the same things. Surely the appeal of swinging is the variety and differences in the people you meet!
Venus and Judy (two of the most prolific posters, who make some very sensible contributions to posts, but who also know how to enjoy themselves) were just having a bit of a laugh with you. DaveJ, who is the funniest person alive (soz) was also just joining in the banter, Tune essence jumped to your defence, Mancbabe gave her impression of Liverpool (agree with mancbabe, it is great for shopping), Jas-Tim joined in with banter etc etc etc. How many other new posters can say they got this much attention on their first post?
Just let it go, start again and forgot the whole bloody incident! Life is much too short!
Venus and Judy (two of the most prolific posters, who make some very sensible contributions to posts, but who also know how to enjoy themselves) were just having a bit of a laugh with you. DaveJ, who is the funniest person alive (soz) was also just joining in the banter, Tune essence jumped to your defence, Mancbabe gave her impression of Liverpool (agree with mancbabe, it is great for shopping), Jas-Tim joined in with banter etc etc etc. How many other new posters can say they got this much attention on their first post?
Just let it go, start again and forgot the whole bloody incident! Life is much too short!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Venus and Judy (two of the most prolific posters
OI! Who are you calling prolific?! I`ll have you know I`ve never been caught prolificating in all my life
:x :x (time to stop picking the scab)
Hi, mark_nwest, welcome to the site, dive in, get yourself known. The Cafe is where most of the fun and banter is, I hope you have fun here!
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll have you know I`ve never been caught prolificating in all my life
Bloody chance to prolificate would be nice!
Are we talking about the same thing or have I got it wrong again?
