Malaise

7 Oct 2004

I need your help, guys... smile

I've not been well for the best part of a week. Not going into too many details, but I've got Gallstones and feel like I've been quietly drifting away like the romantic heroine in a 1940s B&W movie...
I'd a tad better today, but still tender and face a few more days of generally drinking lots of boiled water, etc... Now to my problem.
I cannot for the life of me feel randy. I'm wading through the ads, doing what we Mods do, and even the biggest todger in the universe doesn't get my bits twitching anymore... Somehow I couldn't give a stuff if I never get laid again.
How do I rekindle my interest in the male form? dunno

Speak carefully, dear readers. My future lovelife depends on your answers...
Hxx

7 Oct 2004

In the words of the song -
"Momma said there'd be days like this,
There'd be days like this my momma said"
Bit repetitive isn't it, but all kinds of things can put one off sex, but so far the enthusiasm has always returned as I'm sure it will do with you.
Suggestions:
Get your roller out and paint the hall.
Buy a new pair of shoes
Go for a swim
Go to bed with an extra large size Cadburys Dairy Milk and stay there till you feel horny

7 Oct 2004

Chin up....
Your labido will return when you are over your illness
Till then concentrate on getting better and plan how your going to make up for lost time.
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7 Oct 2004

come and visit wigan its the new swinging capital apparently
we will all get your hunger back up and running
pamper yourself makes you feel goodb surprised

7 Oct 2004

Alledgedly, if you and your partner refuse to even touch eachother at all for a week, then the following week, you can kiss and hug, next week: snog and caress, and only on the week after that, you're free to do what you want... alledgedly, you'll both be gagging for it by then.
Go figure. rolleyes

7 Oct 2004

Hope you feel better soon.
I had something very similar and all I wanted to do was curl up and die but that's blokes for you as the Lady would say confused

Still we fairly made up for it when I was better!!

7 Oct 2004

Try not to worry about it too much.
Just concentrate on getting yourself better. Everything else will fall back in to place when the time is right. I know, the last thing on your mind is sex and that is where you should leave it for now.
Gill x

7 Oct 2004

Thanks, Guys!! smile

You lot are like my Mum - big and snuggly and always have a pair of M&S knickers boiling of the stove...
I love you all! :rose:

7 Oct 2004

Hi Heather, I'm sorry to hear that you have been unwell and still are feeling under the weather.
To get you in the mood, how about a lovely warm bath with some sexy smelling bath oil. After relaxing for a while, get out and wrap around yourself a lovely, thick bath sheet.
Then lay back on your bed with some sexy mags "For Women & Play Girl do it for me!" whilst playing with your rabbit.
Phew, talking about this is making me horny as hell, Dave_Notts where are you!!!

7 Oct 2004

In the words of the great god nike and also them bastards that own sweatshops to make shit trainers!!
JUST DO IT!!!!
apparentlyif you go off sex the best way is to just go for it and apparentlythe actual act can help you back on your way to being/feeling horny again!! APPARENTLY
Hope youre feeling better soon ;) X

7 Oct 2004

I wouldve thought the best thing to do is not worry about it,and give it time.
Youll probably find that one day youll be doing something really mundane and then just get the urge,and a warm feeling and just need it.
Dont worry about it oo much as stress can contribute so ive heard!

7 Oct 2004

I thought that too and didnt shag for about 2 years :cry: