MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES

14 Jan 2005

OK This was sent to me bye a lady friend, so if easily offended please go no further.
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes thatâ€™s why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
lol

:P

:shock:

:) :o

14 Jan 2005

Quote by bobbyb
OK This was sent to me bye a lady friend, so if easily offended please go no further.
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes thatâ€™s why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
Woman: No that was your mother they were talking about!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Woman: No I am just making room for your ego!
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Woman: Do they allow retards to drive now?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Woman: Yes. Now do you want to suck my cock or not?
CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Woman: Make sure you part my piles first!
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Woman: Don't worry hun. With a cock that small I am sure I will fall off!
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Woman: and you mis-heard me. I said you're talking out of your ass! And by the way your cock looks tiny in those trousers!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
Woman: So you are into necrophillia then? Well at least she won't have complained about how small your dick is!
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
Woman: And you are the asshole that could't even pull the fat ugly bitch. See ya I'm off for a shag!
:P :shock: :) :o

14 Jan 2005

I am sure this post will have made you very popular with the ladies from this site! rolleyes

:doh:
Happy wanking! rotflmao

14 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I am sure this post will have made you very popular with the ladies from this site! :doh:
Happy wanking!

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
ouch! i didn't really like to say! needed a woman's touch maybe? :lol2: ;)
n x x x ;)

14 Jan 2005

I thought they were funny. I thought Polo's were funny too. Why is it ok for women to diss men but not for men to diss women? confused

14 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
I thought they were funny. I thought Polo's were funny too. Why is it ok for women to diss men but not for men to diss women?

Define `diss` and I`ll decide if it`s unacceptable.......... :rascal: :twisted:
Venusxxx

14 Jan 2005

hahah class! lol

14 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I thought they were funny. I thought Polo's were funny too. Why is it ok for women to diss men but not for men to diss women?

Define `diss` and I`ll decide if it`s unacceptable.......... :rascal: :twisted:
Venusxxx
Um.. no. I am scared now and I have changed my mind. Need a beer babe? Foot massage? Anything?

14 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
I thought they were funny. I thought Polo's were funny too. Why is it ok for women to diss men but not for men to diss women?

Section 1aragraph 3 of the Piss-Taking Code Of Ethics
Piss-taking is offically an equal opportunities activity. It is an offence to discriminate or apply positive-discrimination when authorising piss-taking.
I follow the code of ethics - I do not discriminate. I take the piss out of anyone regardless of gender. It's just some people of a particular gender are easier to take the piss out of that others.
Section 1:paragraph 16 of the Piss-Taking Code Of Ethics
All participants in piss-taking enter the activity at thier own risk. By participating you will automatically be agreeing concent for all other active piss-takers to rip the piss at will.
lol

14 Jan 2005

Thank you all & you will be pleased to know that it WAS a LADY friend of mine who sent me this item in an e-mail LOL
Bobby
Motto Im Always In The Shit Only The Depth Varies confused

14 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
OK This was sent to me bye a lady friend, so if easily offended please go no further.
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes thatâ€™s why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
Woman: No that was your mother they were talking about!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Woman: No I am just making room for your ego!
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Woman: Do they allow retards to drive now?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Woman: Yes. Now do you want to suck my cock or not?
CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Woman: Make sure you part my piles first!
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Woman: Don't worry hun. With a cock that small I am sure I will fall off!
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Woman: and you mis-heard me. I said you're talking out of your ass! And by the way your cock looks tiny in those trousers!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
Woman: So you are into necrophillia then? Well at least she won't have complained about how small your dick is!
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
Woman: And you are the asshole that could't even pull the fat ugly bitch. See ya I'm off for a shag!
:P :shock: :) :o

OMG!! Ive suddenly had flash backs from my old local!

14 Jan 2005

One that I've heard used:
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: No.
Man: That's ok, it was a toss up between a dance and going for a piss anyway.
Steve

14 Jan 2005

Thank you all & Pololady I like the ones you put on well done. And Bye the way i am not sooking up to you lol.
Always In The Shit Only The Depth Varies wink

14 Jan 2005

Quote by bobbyb
Thank you all & you will be pleased to know that it WAS a LADY friend of mine who sent me this item in an e-mail LOL

Have you seen my ad? Injury Laywers Fuk You.
I specialise in swinging related injury claims. If as a result of posting your friends email contents you suffer from RSI (repetative strain injury) in the wrist (through having to rely on self relief) I could get you compensation!
lol

14 Jan 2005

Thats one i owe you Voddy hunny & just for that You aint Getting it. Humph i'l caber tossy ya No seeing the Beastie under ma Kilt fir you bye ra way.
Always In The Shit Only The Depth Varies
:cry: wink

:twisted: :P smile

14 Jan 2005

Its A KILT No a Skirt It a Symbol of Scottish Heritage & Pride So there na na na na na :twisted:
Always In The Shit Olny The Depth Varies wink

14 Jan 2005

watch out voddie it might spit at ya :shock:

14 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I thought they were funny. I thought Polo's were funny too. Why is it ok for women to diss men but not for men to diss women?

Define `diss` and I`ll decide if it`s unacceptable.......... :rascal: :twisted:
Venusxxx
Diss = Small town in Norfolk lol

14 Jan 2005

Thank you Vicky babes for that reply wink

& as for that offer Voddy all i can say is HELP! confused

Always In The Shit Only The Depth Varies.