so freckles just to finish off being rude....fancy a shag?...dont answer that well both be kicked out for abuse xxxx take care babe. nice bickering with you.
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* stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
oh, oh, so you're saying i'm a tart then are ya, not old?
Just messing with ya Ice :twisted:
oh, oh, so you're saying i'm a tart then are ya, not old?
Just messing with ya Ice :twisted:
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Quote by freckledbird
* stands with hands on hips, tapping foot*
oh, oh, so you're saying i'm a tart then are ya, not old?
Just messing with ya Ice :twisted:
Oh I do hope so!
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Hope I'm messing or hope I'm a tart
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Quote by freckledbird
Hope I'm messing or hope I'm a tart
Either will do.
Don't ever listen to me Tinted - I don't have the answers, just the right questions to ask.All I can say is. There are times when Kit does not want sex to be about her, but about me, and she gets most cross with me if I try and change her mind. Women sometimes enjoy giving pleasure as much as receiving it.
Of course - they do expect us to be able to figure out for ourselves what mood they are in!
lhk
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of course Kit, you mean you can't do that yet?
and Ice,
and Ice,
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Oops sorry Kit, yes I did mean Kat, and obviously he'll need instructions, he's a man 
I think I've pulled! Sex God
oooooo don't be getting all excited lol, it can't be good for you.
Feckity feck, I'm wondering what you can do now :shock:
Feckity feck, I'm wondering what you can do now :shock:
The menu is long and varied, from the delicate and tantilising fare of nouveau quisine, to the traditional and filling bangers and mash Sex God
and why ?
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hey I just thought, there might be a world record for this...or maybe we could make it a competition at the next SH party :shock:
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Quote by freckledbird
hey I just thought, there might be a world record for this...or maybe we could make it a competition at the next SH party :shock:
According to the Gormless Book Of Records, the unratified ejaculation distance submitted by a given record claimant, is always inversely proportional to the claimant's distance from the onset of puberty.
Pure coincidence of course. ;)
(These are not my words - I got them from Eyes Pie's Bolloxford English Dictionary ;) )
Sex God
don't you mean dicktionary
Quote by Ice Pie
According to the Gormless Book Of Records, the unratified ejaculation distance submitted by a given record claimant, is always inversely proportional to the claimant's distance from the onset of puberty.
Pure coincidence of course. ;)
(These are not my words - I got them from Eyes Pie's Bolloxford English Dictionary ;) )
I don't know what the ell your on about! But I'm bluddy wetting myself here!!!
Misschief - who conquerkylacturally thoroughly enjoyed being Eyes Pie, even for just a short that while :lol2:
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now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??
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lmao, you're in good company Misschief
Sex God
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now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??
Unfortunately not Freckle
I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??
Unfortunately not Freckle
I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Bluddy ell :shock: Specially not when driving!! Or would end up not only wetting myself but also crashing the car. I can shout a sneeze when driving, but no more than about .25 of a second
Have I got the wrong end of the stick?? I have haven't I
I've just typed all that out and now have a horrid feeling I've got the wrong end of the stick :undecided: Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
now are you sure you're wetting yourself and not gushing , Misschief??
Unfortunately not Freckle
I'm doing the same thing I do if I don't cross me legs, hold my breath and grab the desk when I do a big sneeze Misschief - played truant at pelvic floor lessons
As long as it's not when you do a "fifteen second sneeze" ;)
Bluddy ell :shock: Specially not when driving!! Or would end up not only wetting myself but also crashing the car. I can shout a sneeze when driving, but no more than about .25 of a second
Have I got the wrong end of the stick?? I have haven't I
I've just typed all that out and now have a horrid feeling I've got the wrong end of the stick :undecided:Um, slightly. The Fifteen Second Sneeze was a satirical play about human orgasm.
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Um, slightly. The Fifteen Second Sneeze was a satirical play about human orgasm.
Oh piece of cake - I can shout one of 'them' fifteen second sneezes easy peasy, driving or not :lol2:
Phew, redeemed
Misschief - sexy as ever
So, I refer you back to freckleface's question. :shock:
