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Male "Fag hags" ???????

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I need a descriptive name for something.
*Opening disclaimer.
This is meant in a light-hearted manner, but I mean it. It is not my intent to offend or cause any discomfort to the gay/bi/bisexualish (TM the very delectable PoshKate) girlies. WHY do I feel the need to say that dunno
On a serious (not for long) note, I have a massive amount of time for gay and bisexual women, and for some gay and bisexual men. I won't give reasons, because they sound (even to me) to be patronising and "ego (mine) massaging"
I've just said to HLB "Oh fuck, I'm flirting with a lesbian again"
She answered " rolleyes Ok dear :roll: " - In the same way she does when I ask such questions as
"Do you think I can get away with running round the garden nekkid ?"
or
"Baby ? Do you have a red thong that I could get into"
or when I tell her of avatar;s I think I/we could "do" for davej's Avatar Challenge thread.
You know the kind of thing.
So . . . it got me thinking (dangerous, I know) . . . . . . .
Am I a male Fag Hag ???
But more importantly, what would be the right "term" for a male fag hag ??????
Over to you . . . . . . . . . .
(I was going to ask HLB to "PC" this for me, but then I thought "Feck it - post and be damned" )
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clearly , from what you have said..........my idea would be
dykebuster.......... lol
lol......
There should be a few of mine along to tell you what they think.
I am off oot cruising the scene... so I will await with baited breath.
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by splendid33
clearly , from what you have said..........my idea would be
dykebuster.......... lol
lol......
There should be a few of mine along to tell you what they think.
I am off oot cruising the scene... so I will await with baited breath.

That sounds like a new type of hoover :lol:
How about a "Les Pest" rotflmao
lavabubble
Master of Sex
I have always referred to male fag hags as "Fruit Flies" cos they like hanging around lemons a lot redface
Our fave fruit fly is in NY at the mo, he'd better fetch us something good back wink
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by splendid33
clearly , from what you have said..........my idea would be
dykebuster.......... lol
lol......
There should be a few of mine along to tell you what they think.
I am off oot cruising the scene... so I will await with baited breath.

When there’s someone queer in your neighbourhood
Who do you call…………
Dykebusters! :karaoke:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
When there’s someone queer in your neighbourhood
Who do you call…………
Dykebusters! :karaoke:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dlep
Sex God
Dammie you never cease to amaze me....:giggle:
Unknown User
Don't worry, I amaze me too wink
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
.... what would be the right "term" for a male fag hag ??????

Working on the same principle as the Vampire stuff in Blade:
If they have been ‘turned’ it is possible to cure them, but if they are born Vampires then there is nothing you can do.
But I am not sure if your interest makes you a ‘familiar’ or a girlie-straightening version of Blade - which could be called Glade (and has the added bonus of making the room smell fresh too).
Do spikes flick out of your weapon? Or do you find yourself day-dreaming about a lesbian biting your neck?
Unknown User
You are an 'unthreatening' male who I would say is emotionally intelligent and doesn't see all attention from females as a sign that they want to screw you.
I can only speak for myself but I like being friends with you, flirting with you and having conversations with you about all kinds of bollox because sex, sexuallity and friendship is meant to be fun and that's what it is when I'm talking to you.
That's why the ladies love Dykebuster. wink
Unknown User
I love fruit fly........ but that actually makes me think more of the blokes ... that hang around me to get themselves noticed with my gay male friends who they have their eye on.
they start dancing with me... normally quite erotically... and then make eyes at my mates... which is very wearing after a while. Cos then the dykes think that I am a fag hag....ffs...
the miseries rolleyes