Man Flu

28 Mar 2005

:eeek:
I've driven the width of the country twice this evening (ok slight exaggeration there...but clocked up 400 miles) after 4 - 12 hr shifts this weekend because ES told me he was broken, never felt so bad in all his life, couldn't get out of bed etc.....
Could I come and look after him, mop his brow etc dunno

Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
Hasn't stopped him eating about 20 Easter Eggs since yesterday though has it?
FFS!!! mad

:x

28 Mar 2005

This is a very real and debilitating illness it is caused by the amouth of trama men cause their bodies whilst out hunting and gathering for the tribe.
Mop his brow well or you may starve this winter. worship

28 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat

Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
FFS!!! :x

Oiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You just consider yourself lucky to be a girl. You can't catch it.

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Chamone
This is a very real and debilitating illness it is caused by the amouth of trama men cause their bodies whilst out hunting and gathering for the tribe.

He does spend a lot of time hunting redface

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Quote by dambuster
Oiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You just consider yourself lucky to be a girl. You can't catch it.

Doesn't stop me having to suffer every ache, pain, sneeze and cough along with him....... :shock: :shock:
I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but he's contracted Venus's verbal diarrhoea on top of the Flu :eeek:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat

I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but . . . . . . . . . . :eeek:

Well - if he's not using 'em, do you think you could hide the mileage and bring 'em up here?
bolt

28 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but . . . . . . . . . . :eeek:

Well - if he's not using 'em, do you think you could hide the mileage and bring 'em up here?
bolt

Oooooooooooooooh!! They'll need plumping by the time I get there mind
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

29 Mar 2005

the chocolate will help him keep his energy up in this difficult time biggrin

29 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink

Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool

It brought us right to the front door yesterday.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink

Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool

It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink

Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool

It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!
I'll be at work. Soon. UNLIKE SOME mad

:x :evil: rolleyes

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink

Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool

It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!
I'll be at work. Soon. UNLIKE SOME mad

:x :evil: rolleyes

are you implying I'm lazy? oh well off to bed until midday it is then biggrin

29 Mar 2005

I think that I am also going down with a case of man-flu...............but being the brave little soldier that I am, I will struggle on for as long as I can. lol

:lol:

29 Mar 2005

Earache and toothache here, kids still off school and just to make matters worse I have to work today :cry: (bloody rarity me working!)
In dire need of some sympathy!!! rolleyes

oh and you can keep the fecking chocolates - that's what started the toothache! evil

29 Mar 2005

Lil Bunny, i think we need to :therethere: each other .

29 Mar 2005

I am never ill, have only been ill once in last 3 years.
I am a machine lol
MikeC

29 Mar 2005

I don't understand what this man flu is - is it different from bird flu? rolleyes

29 Mar 2005

All men just need a good dose of a good woman (or another man) that should sort them out :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

DB - I was at ES's bedside having finished work in London, got back to Welshie Wales only to turn around and drive back to Sussex - That's how ill he was!!!!
So can you revise my directions??? worship

Better still I'll call by and fetch the very lovely lady with the directions and we'll skip the afternoon off work :rascal: :twisted: :twisted:
If MikeC really is a machine, lets take him too :giggle:
Lucy - the chocolate had magic healing powers apparently, never known anyone go from death bed to tart mode so quickly before :eeek:
Normad & Lil Bunny :therethere:
MikeNorth - dunno

I think Man Flu can be terminal, given the moaning and groaning, whimpering and whining coming from ES evil

I know I know, I am such a bad nurse!
Voddy, if I'd got to Sussex before pub shutting time I'd have been there in a flash hunni. kiss

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
All men just need a good dose of a good woman (or another man) that should sort them out :twisted:

Can't be done on the NHS though, unfortunately :cry: .

29 Mar 2005

Im a man, and i laugh in the face of flu,
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Oh erm snivel,
erm oh im dieing
help me to my bed
:doh:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
:eeek:
I've driven the width of the country twice this evening (ok slight exaggeration there...but clocked up 400 miles) after 4 - 12 hr shifts this weekend because ES told me he was broken, never felt so bad in all his life, couldn't get out of bed etc.....
Could I come and look after him, mop his brow etc
Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
Hasn't stopped him eating about 20 Easter Eggs since yesterday though has it?
FFS!!! :x

You have my sympathy Kc, nothing worse than a man with man flu surprised

uch:

29 Mar 2005

Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle dunno

So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle
So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:

LOL my BF had the "man flu" earlier on in the year I bought him night nurse, lemsip plus, sudafed, olibas oil, cough mixture, I thought the overdose might do him good :gagged:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle
So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:

LOL my BF had the "man flu" earlier on in the year I bought him night nurse, lemsip plus, sudafed, olibas oil, cough mixture, I thought the overdose might do him good :gagged:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

worship

Please, please tell me he's better now, the thought of this lasting beyond 2 days is unbearable!!!

29 Mar 2005

Oh yeah he's better now (thank god!) but I'm sorry Hun it did take him over a week to get over it & he's a rock hard "trucker" too :grin:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Oh yeah he's better now (thank god!) but I'm sorry Hun it did take him over a week to get over it & he's a rock hard "trucker" too :grin:

A WEEK??????
OMG........I'm off to post in LMU for a nurse for him :rascal:
Rock Hard Trucker :rascal: Ooooooooooooh!!!! I'll swap ya!!! :twisted: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

OVER a week!!!!! (I did say I sympathised with you!)
"swap" :shock: u got a rock hard "trucker" too :P

29 Mar 2005

Oi, you lot!!

:smackbottom:
You shouldn't make fun of the sick!
I AM a "rock hard" you know what I mean? :P :P :P
Feelin' better already :lol2: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

Awww sorry ES I know how bad the man flu is :smoke:
I was just sympathising with Kc & I know all u truckers are rock hard :P

30 Mar 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Awww sorry ES I know how bad the man flu is :smoke:
I was just sympathising with Kc & I know all u truckers are rock hard :P

:shock: