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I've driven the width of the country twice this evening (ok slight exaggeration there...but clocked up 400 miles) after 4 - 12 hr shifts this weekend because ES told me he was broken, never felt so bad in all his life, couldn't get out of bed etc.....
Could I come and look after him, mop his brow etc dunno
Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
Hasn't stopped him eating about 20 Easter Eggs since yesterday though has it?
FFS!!! mad :x
This is a very real and debilitating illness it is caused by the amouth of trama men cause their bodies whilst out hunting and gathering for the tribe.
Mop his brow well or you may starve this winter. worship
Quote by KcKat

Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
FFS!!! mad :x

Oiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You just consider yourself lucky to be a girl. You can't catch it.
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This is a very real and debilitating illness it is caused by the amouth of trama men cause their bodies whilst out hunting and gathering for the tribe.

He does spend a lot of time hunting redface surprisedops:
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Oiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You just consider yourself lucky to be a girl. You can't catch it.

Doesn't stop me having to suffer every ache, pain, sneeze and cough along with him....... :shock: :shock:
I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but he's contracted Venus's verbal diarrhoea on top of the Flu :eeek:
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I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but . . . . . . . . . . :eeek:

Well - if he's not using 'em, do you think you could hide the mileage and bring 'em up here?
bolt
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I've tried to stop him moaning by offering him my special pillows to rest on but . . . . . . . . . . :eeek:

Well - if he's not using 'em, do you think you could hide the mileage and bring 'em up here?
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Oooooooooooooooh!! They'll need plumping by the time I get there mind
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ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:
the chocolate will help him keep his energy up in this difficult time biggrin
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ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink
Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
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ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink
Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!
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ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink
Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!
I'll be at work. Soon. UNLIKE SOME mad evil :x :evil: rolleyes
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ARSE, My Tom Tom isn't working with Dambusters House in the house name :doh:

Well, you techies. I dunno. Sometimes the old fashioned way's the best.
Ready?(I'll leave the first bit out) M50, M5, M42, M1 Jct 29 you're there wink
Or borrow "someone" elses :shock: cool It brought us right to the front door yesterday.
lol, you'll be waiting at the junction? dirty stop out!
I'll be at work. Soon. UNLIKE SOME mad evil :x :evil: rolleyes
are you implying I'm lazy? oh well off to bed until midday it is then biggrin
I think that I am also going down with a case of man-flu...............but being the brave little soldier that I am, I will struggle on for as long as I can. lol :lol:
Earache and toothache here, kids still off school and just to make matters worse I have to work today :cry: (bloody rarity me working!)
In dire need of some sympathy!!! rolleyes
oh and you can keep the fecking chocolates - that's what started the toothache! evil
Lil Bunny, i think we need to :therethere: each other .
I am never ill, have only been ill once in last 3 years.
I am a machine lol
MikeC
I don't understand what this man flu is - is it different from bird flu? rolleyes
All men just need a good dose of a good woman (or another man) that should sort them out :twisted:
DB - I was at ES's bedside having finished work in London, got back to Welshie Wales only to turn around and drive back to Sussex - That's how ill he was!!!!
So can you revise my directions??? worship
Better still I'll call by and fetch the very lovely lady with the directions and we'll skip the afternoon off work :rascal: :twisted: :twisted:
If MikeC really is a machine, lets take him too :giggle:
Lucy - the chocolate had magic healing powers apparently, never known anyone go from death bed to tart mode so quickly before :eeek:
Normad & Lil Bunny :therethere:
MikeNorth - dunno I think Man Flu can be terminal, given the moaning and groaning, whimpering and whining coming from ES evil I know I know, I am such a bad nurse!
Voddy, if I'd got to Sussex before pub shutting time I'd have been there in a flash hunni. kiss drinkies
Quote by Sarah1448
All men just need a good dose of a good woman (or another man) that should sort them out :twisted:

Can't be done on the NHS though, unfortunately :cry: .
Im a man, and i laugh in the face of flu,
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Oh erm snivel,
erm oh im dieing
help me to my bed
:doh:
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I've driven the width of the country twice this evening (ok slight exaggeration there...but clocked up 400 miles) after 4 - 12 hr shifts this weekend because ES told me he was broken, never felt so bad in all his life, couldn't get out of bed etc.....
Could I come and look after him, mop his brow etc dunno
Diagnosis - MAN FLU!! OMG
Hasn't stopped him eating about 20 Easter Eggs since yesterday though has it?
FFS!!! mad :x

You have my sympathy Kc, nothing worse than a man with man flu surpriseduch:
Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle dunno
So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:
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Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle dunno
So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:

LOL my BF had the "man flu" earlier on in the year I bought him night nurse, lemsip plus, sudafed, olibas oil, cough mixture, I thought the overdose might do him good :gagged:
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Lilacgem....I went to the Pharmacist earlier and she diagnosed a sniffle dunno
So have bought him Night Nurse to take through the daytime to give my ears a rest :twisted: :twisted:

LOL my BF had the "man flu" earlier on in the year I bought him night nurse, lemsip plus, sudafed, olibas oil, cough mixture, I thought the overdose might do him good :gagged:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

worship Please, please tell me he's better now, the thought of this lasting beyond 2 days is unbearable!!!
Oh yeah he's better now (thank god!) but I'm sorry Hun it did take him over a week to get over it & he's a rock hard "trucker" too :grin:
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Oh yeah he's better now (thank god!) but I'm sorry Hun it did take him over a week to get over it & he's a rock hard "trucker" too :grin:

A WEEK??????
OMG........I'm off to post in LMU for a nurse for him :rascal:
Rock Hard Trucker :rascal: Ooooooooooooh!!!! I'll swap ya!!! :twisted: :twisted:
OVER a week!!!!! (I did say I sympathised with you!)
"swap" :shock: u got a rock hard "trucker" too :P
Oi, you lot!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
You shouldn't make fun of the sick!
I AM a "rock hard" you know what I mean? :P :P :P
Feelin' better already :lol2: :twisted:
Awww sorry ES I know how bad the man flu is :smoke:
I was just sympathising with Kc & I know all u truckers are rock hard :P
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Awww sorry ES I know how bad the man flu is :smoke:
I was just sympathising with Kc & I know all u truckers are rock hard :P

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