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Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:
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Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x So you're the rabied swine who has given me a sore throat??
Need ya chest rubbing? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
Must be Man Flu, your on here posting arent ya, not dieing in bed?! Obviously not as bad as your making out!! rolleyes biggrin wink
Quote by maz
Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x So you're the rabied swine who has given me a sore throat??
Need ya chest rubbing? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
lets rub each others chest hun smile :wink:
I believe my chimney to be female.
Quote by djcouple
Hi all Dave here xx
All i can say is am of work with man flue as Jane calls it, but if you women got it it would kill yas its BAD girls :cry:

mad :x :x :x :x :x :x So you're the rabied swine who has given me a sore throat??
Need ya chest rubbing? wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
maz xxx
lets rub each others chest hun smile :wink:
biggrin You do mine first :wink:
red runs in with the vick and tissues :twisted:
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Must be Man Flu, your on here posting arent ya, not dieing in bed?! Obviously not as bad as your making out!! rolleyes biggrin wink

lol
jane sat me at the pc this mornin hun iv not got the strenth to go the toilet
come home Jane quick innocent
I had the flu bug last week, but i struggled on!!
Only took one day off work and that was a Sunday!!
Stop moaning , get some paracetamol and get on with it!!
Yes, I've got man flu too. Well, a slight cold but I'm fond of making moutains out of molehills. And I've had two days off work, so that's good cool
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I'm fond of making moutains out of molehills.

Can you come round to my place as I have a big erection to put up outside. wink
My sympathy goes to you. Nobody deserves a proper man flu.
I was laid up in bed for about 6 days last time. Injuries I can cope with. Strange germy shit I can`t seerampaging through my body and I`m reduced to a blubbering wreck.
It`s just bad and wrong! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
I was laid in bed for about 6 days last time.

How do you catch this flue thing?
flue1 Audio pronunciation of "flue" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fl)
n.
1. A pipe, tube, or channel for conveying hot air, gas, steam, or smoke, as from a furnace or fireplace to a chimney.
So it would seem that if you want the flueit would be a good idea to get a Corgi registered fitter in!!
flu doesnt exist in my book, 35 yrs old I must have had it before with all these so called flu epidemics. Ive never been laid up in bed before, i've had bad colds which may have been flu but im not all poofy about it!!! get up and get going, its all in your head!!!!
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flu doesnt exist in my book, 35 yrs old I must have had it before with all these so called flu epidemics. Ive never been laid up in bed before, i've had bad colds which may have been flu but im not all poofy about it!!! get up and get going, its all in your head!!!!

I guess you have never had flu then. You are lucky.........there were 20 million people who died from flu between 1918-19. It was the biggest pandemic of influenza.
So if you got up and were not "poofy" about it......then you probably had a cold (more commonly known as Man Flu).
Oh.......and your point was................
Dave_Notts
I`ve had `proper` flu just the once, years ago. It wasn`t nice, I ached all over, severely. The second time I thought I might be coming down with the flu it turned out to be Glandular fever. That wasn`t nice either, especially when I turned bright yellow as a result! Spent the best part of last year sleeping, recovering from viral fallout, and had to shelve most of my plans for working and college. It whipped my arse.
I get flu jabs and have been immunised for a certain strain of pnuemonia. It`s well worth doing. I`ll be getting vaccinated against Hep B soon too, that is probably the most important one of all in this lifestyle. I picked up the info on it on Monday. Apparently it is 100 times more contagious than HIV. One hangnail up your arse and you could be infected.
Venusxxx
dont worry about hepititus venus yer gonna die on the 20th of august smile :) :)