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Awwwwwwww aren't they cute
Dawn :silly:
I just hate it when women say that.
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I just hate it when women say that.
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I just hate it when women say that.
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Pardon me for being metaphysical so early in the week, but I feel it's important to know such things.
Like how does the spiral of the telephone cord spontaneously change direction half way down and you have to unravel the whole thing to get it back to how it was? Is it practical jokers from the nth dimension? :shock:
Pardon me for being metaphysical so early in the week, but I feel it's important to know such things.
Like how does the spiral of the telephone cord spontaneously change direction half way down and you have to unravel the whole thing to get it back to how it was? Is it practical jokers from the nth dimension? :shock:
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Quote by Ice Pie
Like how does the spiral of the telephone cord spontaneously change direction half way down and you have to unravel the whole thing to get it back to how it was?
That one has always been a mystry to me :cry: ......... and I have tried unravelling it but it never works for me....... are there some magical words you need to say whilst doing it?
: Quote by Countess
Awwwwwwww aren't they cute
Dawn :silly:
I just hate it when women say that.
Ice sorry but.........................................................Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww aren't they cute :twisted: :twisted:
(it's blue not green)Thank you Countess
IcePie who is probably STILL wearing dark glasses to help his hangover :lol: Dawn :silly:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Awwwwwwww aren't they cute
Dawn :silly:
I just hate it when women say that.
Ice sorry but.........................................................Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww aren't they cute :twisted: :twisted:
(it's blue not green)Thank you Countess
IcePie who is probably STILL wearing dark glasses to help his hangover :lol: Dawn :silly:
I was NOT hungover. I am much too young to get hangovers. I was wearing dark glasses to hide the bloodstains I acquired when forcibly removing my contact lenses, having forgotten that I had actually removed them several hours previously.
If you see my retinas anywhere, be a love and pop them in the post for me would you?
Quote by Ice Pie
If you see my retinas anywhere, be a love and pop them in the post for me would you?
They could be in my bra or I may have lost them. You see I found these little clear discs and I thought they were some new invention to stop nipples doing that sticky out thingy when it gets cold.
Probably in the washing machine now
Dawn :silly:
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:laughabove:
I take it Dambuster helped you with your contacts then? he tried to help me after I'd taken the bluddy things out. :lol: :lol:
(Sorry DB, but you're NEVER going to live that one down. :twisted: :lol: :lol: )
I take it Dambuster helped you with your contacts then? he tried to help me after I'd taken the bluddy things out.
:lol: :lol: (Sorry DB, but you're NEVER going to live that one down. :twisted: :lol: :lol: )
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Quote by Alexandra
:laughabove:
I take it Dambuster helped you with your contacts then? he tried to help me after I'd taken the bluddy things out.
(Sorry DB, but you're NEVER going to live that one down. :twisted: :lol: :lol: )
Easy - why were you wearing Ice's contacts?
OMG did anyone get a pic of easy's eyes? PLEASE tell me someone got a pic!
:shock:
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Quote by Ice Pie
:laughabove:
I take it Dambuster helped you with your contacts then? he tried to help me after I'd taken the bluddy things out.
(Sorry DB, but you're NEVER going to live that one down. :twisted: :lol: :lol: )
Easy - why were you wearing Ice's contacts?
OMG did anyone get a pic of easy's eyes? PLEASE tell me someone got a pic!
:shock:
I don't think anyone did, but I should have one by the end of the week. I'll post an edited version of it up if you like.
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Noooooooooooo, not those freaky UV glowy eye thingies....... you know you freaked me out with them in, I couldn't stop staring at you to make sure you really weren't evil
before Easy becomes all scary again
before Easy becomes all scary again Sex God
Quote by little gem
, I couldn't stop staring at you to make sure you really weren't evil
And there was me thinking it was my winning smile (with extra teeth) and my "8" penis".
:lol: :lol:I'm hurt Gem, hurt. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Quote by easy
, I couldn't stop staring at you to make sure you really weren't evil
And there was me thinking it was my winning smile (with extra teeth) and my "8" penis".
:lol: :lol:I'm hurt Gem, hurt. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Not as much as that would hurt me! 8 inches...... cor blimey! I'm only little me you know! ;)
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Quote by little gem
, I couldn't stop staring at you to make sure you really weren't evil
And there was me thinking it was my winning smile (with extra teeth) and my "8" penis".
:lol: :lol:I'm hurt Gem, hurt. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Not as much as that would hurt me! 8 inches...... cor blimey! I'm only little me you know! ;)
:? strange I'd heard Neil was hung like a donkey. :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
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Quote by easy
, I couldn't stop staring at you to make sure you really weren't evil
And there was me thinking it was my winning smile (with extra teeth) and my "8" penis".
:lol: :lol:I'm hurt Gem, hurt. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Not as much as that would hurt me! 8 inches...... cor blimey! I'm only little me you know! ;)
:? strange I'd heard Neil was hung like a donkey. :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yeah i am! huge i am! :smug: i'm in the NSVVWECCAIABS category
((( not so very very well endowed category cos actually it's a bit small!
)))fortunately for me gem isn't called little for nowt! :bolt:
n x x x :P
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swaggers in with imaginary carpets under her arms, proud to not have a bucket
Oy Neil! don't give away all your secrets will you!I thought you were tiny not small, but now I have heard that easy is quite hung like a donkey I may have to give this new thing of being filled up a go! ;)
Oy Neil! don't give away all your secrets will you!
I thought you were tiny not small, but now I have heard that easy is quite hung like a donkey I may have to give this new thing of being filled up a go! ;) Sex God
Quote by little gem
swaggers in with imaginary carpets under her arms, proud to not have a bucket
Oy Neil! don't give away all your secrets will you!
me? secrets? on here? can't have secrets cos everybody spills 'em for me! :roll:<<< runs off to trawl through his spam for them pills and stuff if it's gonna be like that!! >>>
n x x x :P
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Neil mate don't get one of them vacuum developer things 'cos all they do is build up your right arm :lol: :lol:
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Vacuuming, now, that reminds me,
Where did that goldfish go!
Where did that goldfish go!
