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Who keeps Over dosing me with marbles
It took me years to loose them.............. to become eccentric............ and now look what you’ve done................ I am becoming sane! mad ...I look back at me last few posts......... all I see is sanity sad
Ok I jump up and down a few times and get to loose some............ but before I no it........... Some one pops them right back in again.. :x
It’s not on ok!
So I want to no who is it?....................This mystery person
And whilst I am overdosed with the bloody things...
tell me also who changed this café in to a such a fast rate ......... that’s it like being in the chat room?...................... no wonder the mods are running around like chickens with there heads chopped off!
And I think.............. its about time we had a 1 hour a week starting this coming Monday at 21..00 hours to not post ...just to give them a brake!
And also again me house is looking tidy and organized :shock: :shock: :shock:
See what I mean....................I want to get back to not making any sense at all............. and start back posting in me big Red words!.....and me house back to how it used to be.......... untidy ............ and burning me dinner as I use to
And not only that some one has nicked me gold fish
And I have also lost 100 gold fish so far!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :x :x
So here we go
1........... who is it that keeps over dosing me with the marbals confused:
2 ........... who has nicked me gold fish :?:
3........ who is it that is treating this forum as a chat room............ so much that I cannot keep up :x
4..........And is any one in with me on next Monday...at hours (that’s 9 pm WBB) not to post for one hour so the mods can catch up!
Blimey Debbie,
I saw the Goldfish just a short while ago, they were heading for the Coast.
As regards the Marbles, I'll happily play with yours, as I lost all mine years ago.
21:00 hours on Monday, now what shall I do? Do I have to play by myself?
John
wink
Simple answers
1... they are not your marbles, they are the marbles of the voices in your head
2... you never had any goldfish!!! are you losing your marbles
3.... stop listening to the voices and you will be able to keep up
4... good idea we dont want the mods losing their marbles
Quote by Debbiewebs
See what I mean....................I want to get back to not making any sense at all............

You just managed it
Quote by davej

See what I mean....................I want to get back to not making any sense at all............

You just managed it
kiss i new i could relay on you ya bugger! passionkiss biggrin
Quote by Horous
21:00 hours on Monday, now what shall I do? Do I have to play by myself?
John
wink

yes to that biggrin
Don't you let it worry ya debs, I had a touch of the sensibles last week, fuckers sneaked it into me breakfast cereal when I wasn't looking next thing you know....... :shock: I started making a bit of sense, 14 bottles of Syrup of Figs it took to flush it through and there is still some floating around inside of me. Only half hour ago I typed out a post to stick into the moblie phone thread, but had to delete it cos it had a sensible point in there mad .......I reckon someone off here has been feeding us with sensible dust.
Quote by davej
.I reckon someone off here has been feeding us with sensible dust.

I no........ i agree.....so who is it! mad :x :x
Do you believe in sensible fairy dust Dave!.. dunno .... you no if you say no..... one fairy dies :cry:
Quote by Debbiewebs
.I reckon someone off here has been feeding us with sensible dust.

I no........ i agree.....so who is it! mad :x :x
Do you believe in sensible fairy dust Dave!.. dunno .... you no if you say no..... one fairy dies :cry:
Debbs you know I got fairies living with me and I've seen the dust it lays all over the surfaces round here..........run yer finger over anything flat and what do you get?.....dust!
Fairy dust and sensible dust aint the same though debbs.........and it's sensible dust that someone is sprinkilng on us, I never made a sensible post till a couple of weeks back but then it all got a bit eerm....you know whats the word ...........what horses have instead of feet?.......thats it .....aloof :dunno:
Quote by davej
.I reckon someone off here has been feeding us with sensible dust.

I no........ i agree.....so who is it! mad :x :x
Do you believe in sensible fairy dust Dave!.. dunno .... you no if you say no..... one fairy dies :cry:
Debbs you know I got fairies living with me and I've seen the dust it lays all over the surfaces round here..........run yer finger over anything flat and what do you get?.....dust!
Fairy dust and sensible dust aint the same though debbs.........and it's sensible dust that someone is sprinkilng on us, I never made a sensible post till a couple of weeks back but then it all got a bit eerm....you know whats the word ...........what horses have instead of feet?.......thats it .....aloof :dunno:
yep no what ya mean............. who ever it is babes!.when we find them what shell we do?
I say stuff some of the senible dust up there B*ms and hope that they fly away to never never land! biggrin
Us insane ones have to fight!.. :sparring: ............ it not on Dave!
we need
Neilin leeds
easy
sarge
warwick
Misschifie ( and i cannot spell her name even now :doh: )
Dawn
Mel
Mark
Ice pie
and them all
SO COME ON PEEPS where are you??
aaaargh
Ive just fallen through a hole in the space time continum
Who summoned me back from planet reality
It was you ya bugger Debbs
and here I was thinking Id escaped
Well whilst Im here may I say Goldfish, hijack , Southern gangster blah :shock:
Quote by warwick
aaaargh
Ive just fallen through a hole in the space time continum
Who summoned me back from planet reality
It was you ya bugger Debbs
and here I was thinking Id escaped
Well whilst Im here may I say Goldfish, hijack , Southern gangster blah :shock:

Oh, Warwick is back, where you been hiding??
I went to fetch a paper but due to my increasing levels of senility got lost on the way home :shock:
never mind seven weeks later here I am
where am I by the way confused:
I'd suggest MISSCHIEF holds a pow-wow and we can discuss the issues raised here and explore our...................er..................I mean............... the....................fundamentals of the matter. wink :wink:
There are striking similarities here between Deb's points and one or two things I'd noticed as well of late. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So as to maintain the progress we've made in clawing our way back to a healthy state of insanity, I'd suggest the venue should be in one of my favourite laybys. redface surprisedops:
In a thread a week or two back Dambuster was offering to make tea, so that takes care of the hot refreshments. Now who's gonna make the vodka jelly? :grin:
Please enclose an sae for full details.

bolt
Re: Missing marbles, disappearing goldfish, express cafe, etc...............
I didn't do it.
You can't prove it.
And if you can, I'll blame the voices
Blaming the voices doesnt stand up in a court of law Riff Raff :shock:
Not that Id know of course..and anyway how was I supposed to realise it was against the law rolleyes
It all ended well anyway as I got a full rebate on the wet suit and the custard stains werent as bad as we had originally feared. What with that and the traffic warden settling out of court it ended up ok :P
Quote by warwick
Blaming the voices doesnt stand up in a court of law Riff Raff :shock:

You're only jealous because the voices are talking to me smile