mariah carey.............

27 Apr 2006

now having just watched her new video(with snoop dogg) i have to say that despite more fashionable names climbing up such ladders as the FHM top 100 one,she still cuts it with me big time,its been a love affair now for as long as i can remember(15 years maybe?) and the thing is she don't look no different today!!! i would fancy the pants off her even if i was a woman..........i'm sure most wil agree that they wouldnt kick her out of their swinging bed/duvet in living room lol

27 Apr 2006

sorry hun, but she would get a big :kick: from me lol
xxx

27 Apr 2006

jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now you do shock me would she get on if she made up a couple with me??
i'm game if she is. :twisted:

27 Apr 2006

well maybe she could hold my coat? lol

27 Apr 2006

wouldnt that leave both me and her holding your coat?? lol

27 Apr 2006

na not for me either but I don't just go for looks I go for personality. She has a proper attitude I don't like, & she loves herself but she can sing

27 Apr 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
wouldnt that leave both me and her holding your coat??

fine by me!

27 Apr 2006

Big nope from me too ...... she's gotta be the most uncomfortable woman around confused

Every picture of her, she always looks like shes desperately trying to keep a smile on her face while breathing in and keeping her tits facing the right direction :? You can almost see the concentration in her face!! Due to that, her fabulous smile never quite reaches her eyes sad

Not only that, why does she always have to shout and bawl all her songs :? She's got one hell of a voice - but why shove every note in each line so it just sounds like she's screeching dunno

Can't she save notes for other songs or something, why use em all up in that token middle scream in every song :?
Sorry, she does nowt for me.
Now, make me 20 years younger and gimme Charlotte Church :twisted: :happy:

27 Apr 2006

Or keep me the same age and gimme Annie Lennox :twisted: :bounce:

27 Apr 2006

ooooops i have been shot down in flames here
and been left holding the coats with my fantasy figure who no-one fancies....
sod holding the coats....i'm getting me coat!!!!!!!!!!!! confused

27 Apr 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
ooooops i have been shot down in flames here
and been left holding the coats with my fantasy figure who no-one fancies....
sod holding the coats....i'm getting me coat!!!!!!!!!!!!

No no no, look on the bright side ........... you've got her to yourself :lol2:

27 Apr 2006

i didnt want to appear greedy though surprised

well i'd shag it anyway,i hope she doesnt read this forum!!! :cry:

27 Apr 2006

nope

28 Apr 2006

There's one vote missing up there ! ................Minger !!!!!!
Get my drift? Mariah ' why sing 1 note when 17 will do' Carey poke

28 Apr 2006

There's so many names for this woman lol

She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

28 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
There's so many names for this woman
She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

Agreed (apart from the Madonna bit as she can't sing either) Mariah Carey sings like a strangled cat evil

28 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
There's so many names for this woman
She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

Agreed (apart from the Madonna bit as she can't sing either) Mariah Carey sings like a strangled cat evil

Who said anything about singing :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
There's so many names for this woman
She has got a very big attitude problem, loves herself too much
and EVERY note used in EVERY song? Human dog whistle :lol:
Give me Madonna any day :P

Agreed (apart from the Madonna bit as she can't sing either) Mariah Carey sings like a strangled cat evil

Who said anything about singing :rascal:
Sorry our mistake, as neither Madonna or Carey do anything for us, physically, was just thinking about her singing.
Now, she may be, largely, 'off the plot' but the voice I love is Sinead O'Connor and happen to think she looks rather cute too biggrin

28 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
Sorry our mistake, as neither Madonna or Carey do anything for us, physically, was just thinking about her singing.
Now, she may be, largely, 'off the plot' but the voice I love is Sinead O'Connor and happen to think she looks rather cute too

Madonna has got better with age.
Another favourite is Sheryl Crow... Great voice and songwriter and very sexy.
The other one though HAS to be............ Kylie!! worship

:love: :lickface: boink

:smitten: :rascal:

28 Apr 2006

I'd shag her, but I wouldn't want to hang around and have to talk to her afterwards.

28 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
Human dog whistle

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Missy
Human dog whistle

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Had to come back and read that post again - haven't stopped laughing yet!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple

Sorry our mistake, as neither Madonna or Carey do anything for us, physically, was just thinking about her singing.
Now, she may be, largely, 'off the plot' but the voice I love is Sinead O'Connor and happen to think she looks rather cute too

Madonna has got better with age.
Another favourite is Sheryl Crow... Great voice and songwriter and very sexy.
The other one though HAS to be............ Kylie!! worship

:love: :lickface: boink

:smitten: :rascal:
Guess we have to have a very different idea about 'types'..could never see the appeal of Kylie, far too tiny (in all respects, including that bum everyone goes on about...which is, let't be honest, non-existant :shock: )

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Missy
Human dog whistle

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Had to come back and read that post again - haven't stopped laughing yet!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Glad i put a smile on someone's face today :lol:

28 Apr 2006

Well to be honest as a red blooded male (last time I checked) I'd have to shag the poor disillusioned warbaler however thats all shes's bloody well getting. Just think, Imagine living with her it''d be ego boosting Mariah songs on the stereo all fookin day :dry: on top of that just imagine if it went wrong, her argueing with me in 17 differant octaves :scared: I'd rather listen to freddy krueger running his nails down his black board colection lol

:lol:

28 Apr 2006

Bet she don't have alot of crystal in her house.... :scared:

:rotflmao:
You can just hear her now sheddy.......
Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 17 octaves in one word
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

28 Apr 2006

.........And a garden full of dogs howling....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by southukcouple
You can just hear her now sheddy.......
Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 17 octaves in one word
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

My ears are bleeding at the thought of it :scared: :uhoh: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

28 Apr 2006

I reckon she is fit as feck even if she looks like getting a hernia holding it in & sticking them out!
as for the 17 octaves?
Only one way to sort that out n shut her up for a while...
blast

:rascal: :spit: hump

but dont forget the :gagged: :twisted:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
just imagine if it went wrong, her argueing with me in 17 differant octaves :scared:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You've set me off again :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh god, I thought it was just me that thought a barrel full of octaves being screamed at you was a tad too much in one chorus confused