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Im struggling to understand why this poor man/woman (?) is the object of ridicule here in the SH cafe.
I obviously dont know him/her so what is it that causes him/her to get picked on nearly everyday.
Does he/she (?) smell?
Does he/she (?) have nits, crabs suffer from real bad PMT?
Is he/she (?) really horrible and nasty
Does he?she (?) have bad breath or wear smelly/crusty underwear
Or is it cos he/she (?) smaller than everyone else and easier to pick on???
Help me out here cos I dont have a clue. All I see is those innocent eyes rolling around and of late the little green face obviously caused by illness, the stress the SH forumites is causing is now starting to tell.
I think we should have a be nice to MARKZ thread and here it is.
Im sure all your lovely comments will be gratefully received
Oh come on now you must have SOMETHING nice to say rolleyes
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rolleyes
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lol lol lol
Errrrrrr he's from Bedfordshire - is that nice enough? biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Errrrrrr he's from Bedfordshire - is that nice enough? biggrin

He stays there too! That's even better!!!!!! wink
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Well when MarkZ said "If you want me, put my name in your sig," I obliged :smug:
Thats pretty damned nice!
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Well when MarkZ said "If you want me, put my name in your sig," I obliged :smug:
Thats pretty damned nice!

Well I thought it was nice of you too biggrin
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Errrrrrr he's from Bedfordshire - is that nice enough? biggrin

Never been to Bedfordshire, well not the place. Been when sent as a kid confused up the stairs to
Quote by blonde
Errrrrrr he's from Bedfordshire - is that nice enough? biggrin

He stays there too! That's even better!!!!!! wink
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Naughty cornflake! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
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Naughty cornflake! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

Sorry! redface redface redface redface redface
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Naughty cornflake! smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

Sorry! redface redface redface redface redface
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lol No you're not!
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lol No you're not!


No, you are right. I am not sorry! :smoke:
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confused is the correct answer b?
do i win a prize if im right lol
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confused is the correct answer b?
do i win a prize if im right lol
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lol I dont know but when I find out I will let you know and award prize accordingly lol
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confused is the correct answer b?
do i win a prize if im right lol
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As Markz himself would say:
back of the net.
lol
you all want him don'tcha? rolleyes :giggle:
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confused is the correct answer b?
do i win a prize if im right lol
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As Markz himself would say:
back of the net.
lol
So far then Markz is male
He lives in Bedfordshire
He has a sense of humour
Now Im getting somewhere
Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes
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Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes


Wrong! :smug:
Its a take the *pish* out of you thread! rolleyes
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Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes


Wrong! :smug:
Its a take the *pish* out of you thread! rolleyes
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maybe I'll bleech my hair blond and look the part too....... rolleyes
maybe! rolleyes
his name is in my sig.................
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he dont travel north................. rolleyes
both very nice things about markz :twisted:
Quote by blonde
Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes


Wrong! :smug:
Its a take the *pish* out of you thread! rolleyes
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Now do I look like someone who'd do that to someone??
Think carefully lol
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Think carefully lol

Errrrrrmmmmmmmm! :confused2: :doh:
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Quote by blonde
Oh a look at me thread......... rolleyes


Wrong! :smug:
Its a take the *pish* out of you thread! rolleyes
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Isn't every thread? wink
I think we ought to ave a "we love markz thread" sticky
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