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Marmalaid's leave application. - I missed the plane!

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Name: .............. Marmalaid
Total Amount of Posts: .............. 2,400 ish
Posts per Day: .........
Reason for Leave: ........... SCUBA Diving
Location of Leave: ..... Sharm el Sheikh, in the Sinai desert, Egypt.

From Saturday, 5th November 2005
Until Saturday, 12th November 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
your going scuba diving in the desert? :shock:

Yep, wanna come? It keeps the water out of my ears!
Quote by marmalaid
your going scuba diving in the desert? :shock:

Yep, wanna come? It keeps the water out of my ears!
would love to hang on just packing wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
would love to hang on just packing wink

You wanna pack for me whilst you're at it? I haven't started yet.
Is this an open invitation marms lol cause i could do with a holiday and i'd love to watch ya in the water wink
Quote by givemeahug
Is this an open invitation marms lol cause i could do with a holiday and i'd love to watch ya in the water wink

The more the merrier, I'd love to have you along to GMAH, we'd finally get to meet.
Why don't you join me in the water? You have a cossie don't you?
:wink:
Who said anything about a cossie wink :twisted: yes i have one and me bloody boobs keep falling out :shock: .....when u picking e up then marms and u know im always welcome to the thought of meeting u at long last.....just let me know when your down my way and we can meet up or u could just come round for a nice cuppa :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
You have a cossie don't you?
wink

Is it really necessary?? :wink:
Quote by givemeahug
Who said anything about a cossie wink :twisted: yes i have one and me bloody boobs keep falling out :shock: .....when u picking e up then marms and u know im always welcome to the thought of meeting u at long last.....just let me know when your down my way and we can meet up or u could just come round for a nice cuppa :twisted:

Just as I'd hoped, properly behaved cossie! Maybe we should go skinny dipping from a beach near you?
Quote by TallFunLondon
You have a cossie don't you?

Is it really necessary?? :wink:
It's an Arab country, of course it's needed ;)
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
long as he dont have my biccys give me a hug lmao

Absolutey! Now, what are you on about?
Im sure i could drop some biccies off on the way past yuors lol
can we pack our rope, whips and vibes and come :twisted:
Oh, would they have a plug socket there as i quite often have to charge certain things up :twisted:
Hope you have a great time there
Shaz x
Have a brill time !!!
Are you going to see a shipwreck or the wild life ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you for submitting your leave application, medearie.
This is living proof of it's necessity - now I know you're off on your jollies, I'll not be worried sick, coz you're not posting, and therefore annoying you with messages on your phone, etc.
Yes, I have been worried sick about a site member before, only to find out later, he was working a double shift and not able to get to a 'puter/phone for 48 hrs.
He's banned now, but that's another story.
Shall I stop whittering, now?
Quote by sharon_2005
can we pack our rope, whips and vibes and come :twisted:
Oh, would they have a plug socket there as i quite often have to charge certain things up :twisted:
Hope you have a great time there
Shaz x

There is a luggage weight limit of 20kilos you know, and don't forget to turn off all electrical devices during take offs and landings!
Quote by blonde
Have a brill time !!!
Are you going to see a shipwreck or the wild life ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Both, there are some decent shipwrecks out there, probably the most famous is the , a WW2 cargo ship full with motorbikes, cars, a train, various arms and armaments.
The wildlife is great there too, hammerhead sharks are seen there, but not usually this time of year, nor this far north. Some of the corals here are pretty impressive, I have a vivid image of an enormous (probably about 6 feet or so) fan coral (looks like a fan standing up oddly enough) waving in the swell. I also remember swimming past a stately turtle, swimming in the oposite direction. Fantastic!
Make me wish i learnt to swim
F
Quote by Vix
This is living proof of it's necessity - now I know you're off on your jollies, I'll not be worried sick, coz you're not posting, and therefore annoying you with messages on your phone, etc.

The lovely, caring Vix kiss thanks hun smile
Quote by nealfiona
Make me wish i learnt to swim
F

No worries, you have your own Mae West life jacket.
Quote by nealfiona
Make me wish i learnt to swim
F

Makes me wish you'd learned to swim too! :rose:
Quote by marmalaid
This is living proof of it's necessity - now I know you're off on your jollies, I'll not be worried sick, coz you're not posting, and therefore annoying you with messages on your phone, etc.

The lovely, caring Vix kiss thanks hun smile
That better not be sarcasm, or I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! lol
:love: :kiss:
Quote by marmalaid
Both, there are some decent shipwrecks out there, probably the most famous is the Thistlegorm, a WW2 cargo ship full with motorbikes, cars, a train, various arms and armaments.
The wildlife is great there too, hammerhead sharks are seen there, but not usually this time of year, nor this far north. Some of the corals here are pretty impressive, I have a vivid image of an enormous (probably about 6 feet or so) fan coral (looks like a fan standing up oddly enough) waving in the swell. I also remember swimming past a stately turtle, swimming in the oposite direction. Fantastic!

So, so jealous !!!
Maybe you should organise an SH scuba weekend ? would be brill !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
So, so jealous !!!
Maybe you should organise an SH scuber weekend ? would be brill !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It would be brill, I agree, but how many people are qualified? I think it'd be a bit of a niche thing.
What I will do is next time I go abroad to do it I'll advertise it to see if anyone wants to join me. If anyone wanted to get qualified before hand there are at least a few of us who could advise on where to go or what to look out for.
Also, during the summer I plan to do a bit more around the uk during the weekends, like I did before SH started stealing my weekends biggrin so if anyone wanted to come I'm sure we could sort something out, but UK diving is a bit different to the Red Sea!
Chris
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Well marms i'd come along if i could afford it that is lol ....have fun and take some nice pics...be careful honey dont want anything to happen to u before i get me mits on ya :twisted:
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Wow - looks fantastic!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Have a great time and let us know all about it on your return. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Hope it pisses down and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your underpants
nope not jealous here not atall rolleyes
Quote by warwick
Hope it pisses down and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your underpants
nope not jealous here not atall rolleyes

In the desert? Are you ma... oh, it's you :roll:
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Have fun! Wish I was going - better than Wraysbury, which is where I'll be this weekend!
Say hello to Shark Reef for me!
...and have a Sakara in the Camel for me, if you're staying in Sharm...
:thumbup:
Quote by phil_osopher
Have fun! Wish I was going - better than Wraysbury, which is where I'll be this weekend!
Say hello to Shark Reef for me!
...and have a Sakara in the Camel for me, if you're staying in Sharm...
:thumbup:

Will do!
I thought you lot used the overpriced and over subscribed Stoney from London, not familiar with Wraysbury.
I want to try out " " sometime soon, 2 metre deep underground reservoir, totally dark aparantly. It's also only about 10 mins from my work!
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
have a great time, am really jealous have wanted to learn to scuba drive but have never had the time, maybe next year
susie xxxxxxxxxxx
ps still waiting to see the pics you took of me at the NE munch

Have sent them on to your registered email address biggrin
Chris
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