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marmalaid
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Marmalaid
Total Amount of Posts: 1976
Posts per Day: Ratio improving biggrin
Reason for Leave: Diving
Location of Leave: A boat in the Orkneys
From (Last Posting Day): Friday. 19th August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday, 29th August 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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Date Friday. 19th August 2005

Going diving :D wish me luck everypeeps!!!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
APPROVED!!
Have a dive for me!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
APPROVED!!
Have a dive for me!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I'll see if I can find an old boiler or two to go down on for you cool
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Typical Leave me to do all the paperwork
Men
Steph wink
Have fun honey and leave everything to me (then again you usually do hehehehe just make sure you are back ready to party)

Yeah, I did, and look how late you made me get my application form in, and I've still got packing to do!!!!
Vix
Sex God
Holidays are for lightweights.
(which, at my current girth, is possibly why I don't get to go on them) lol
bluexxx
Sex God
Have fun Marms, send us a postcard rotflmao
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Have fun Marms, send us a postcard rotflmao

It'll be soggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
And that's just the way Blue has come to expect things from me ;-)
I'll see what I can come up with...
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Marmalaid
Total Amount of Posts: 1976
Posts per Day: Ratio improving biggrin
Reason for Leave: Diving
Location of Leave: A boat in the Orkneys
From (Last Posting Day): Friday. 19th August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday, 29th August 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature
Date Friday. 19th August 2005

Going diving:D wish me luck everypeeps!!!
are you diving the wrecks in scapa flow? dunno
should be fun, heard some of the tales from guys at my diving club, enjoy it :thumbup:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by johneboy
Location of Leave: A boat ( ) in the Orkneys

are you diving the wrecks in scapa flow? dunno
should be fun, heard some of the tales from guys at my diving club, enjoy it :thumbup:
Shit, you're not supposed to tell people where I'm going, you'll be telling them that I'll be staying aboard the MV KARIN next, and probably breakfasting in Stromness on a few mornings. Then you'll be telling any local women that really need the visit of a Midland swinger up around there that I may or may not be contactable via my private secretary ;-) if I can get a signal up there.
You indiscreet bastard!!!
Chris!
mr__powers1
Sex God
don't mention the Jaws film's! :shock:
DreamerHelen
Sex God
Have lots of fun Marms and don't forget to come back to us!! wink
marmalaid
Sex God
Thanks for your wishes one and all, I'll keep myself a diary and take some piccies for y'all :-)
I doubt somehow that the anecdotes will match up to those of Dave and Alex;
See ya cool
Unknown User
only ever dived in warmer climate me..yes I'm a wimp....diving in scotland..gona be bloody cold matey....and you know what the cold does to your bits !!!
give it a streach each night to get it back into shape mate.....
tallnhairy
Sex God
Bastard! wink Thought you were leaving for a sec in a long term way and was just about to dive into the car and hold you back!!...
Phew.. well suppose we can let you slink off for some diving smile Have fun matey and look us up on your return biggrin
Sarah
Sex God
Marms
Have fun and stay safe lol
postie
Sex God
Have a good holiday Marmalaid... sounds a bit cold for my liking, but hope you find plenty of "muffs"... while you are diving....
someone had to say it........... rolleyes
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by postie
Have a good holiday Marmalaid... sounds a bit cold for my liking, but hope you find plenty of "muffs"... while you are diving....
someone had to say it........... rolleyes


and it just had to be you!
Unknown User
Quote by marmalaid
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Marmalaid
Total Amount of Posts: 1976
Posts per Day: Ratio improving biggrin
Reason for Leave: Diving
Location of Leave: A boat in the Orkneys
From (Last Posting Day): Friday. 19th August 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday, 29th August 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature
Date Friday. 19th August 2005

Going diving :D wish me luck everypeeps!!!
Have a great holiday Marmalaid....... the Orkneys will be a little chilly.... take your thickest jumpers..... lol
equi-princess xxx
postie
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Have a good holiday Marmalaid... sounds a bit cold for my liking, but hope you find plenty of "muffs"... while you are diving....
someone had to say it........... rolleyes


and it just had to be you!
before you did... nerrr!
and ......Larry Grayson WTF!