Married ladies

13 Dec 2006

Quote by redpantherman
... Leroy/Red - You have about as much spine as an amoeba. Have you never made love to a married woman ?
Classy's gone into Boring mode
Rude comments about my preferences are fine by me...........it's a free forum.
Please continue with the insults and abuse, i find it very amusing.

Have I ever made lurve to a married woman??? :doh:
How can I reply to that without sounding like you in your 'cum-n-get-me-ladies' post?
Sorry mate I don't brag I don't boast.
A majority of single males on this site are far too big to lower themselves to that denominator
Does an amoeba even have a spine? dunno

Yes we do find you very amusing biggrin

Yup, i've taken the bait!
Im about to boast for you hunny......
Ugetsdissapointed: this guy's spine still has my scratchmarks running down it- yes, I am married, yes, I am a bloody good shag, and Im proud to have Redpantherman as a "hublet"- as he is much more than a FB.
I'll dissect the rest of your posts seperately.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
I'm not married nor am I single.
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful.

If you insist :rascal:
I do. :smug:
However I also insist that you bring the delectable Shireen with you so you two can show me how it's done. :lickface:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
At last a woman with an open mind. You are quite right of course - good and bad both ways. I was just making a general point about what I'd found. Generally married seem more focused. Everyone else took offence straight away. You are quite right Shireen.

there's a comment there who's gonna come up with it first?
My money is on Meaty....
Worng Leroy I will pick up on it first :lol2:
What defines focused?? dunno

Needy? :dunno:
I was heading along the lines of focused as they are having to do everything themselves as IDIOT here has no idea what he is doing!
Your replies were funnier tho....

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
I'm not married nor am I single.
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful.

If you insist :rascal:
I do. :smug:
However I also insist that you bring the delectable Shireen with you so you two can show me how it's done. :lickface:
But of course.....
Who else is gonna take the pictures :giggle:
Purely for research purposes you understand
*for research purposes see wank fodder*

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Mr-Powers
So which of you guys wants to take the pepsi challenge?.....your get to shag to ladies then decide which one was the better shag.....then we're tell you if she was the married one or the single one!

Oh ok then - I bet I can tell which is going through a trial seperation.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
Oh and look in the mirror too........why are you all on this site in the first place if not to widen your sexual horizons so stop being so friggin hypocritical. I'm talking about real life experience that I've had.....some of you ought to try and go down the local and get some of that yourselves by the sound of it.

:doh:
Ah well I tried to get this discussion on some sort of reasonable level rolleyes

I should have known by now that the general sport of "flame the newbie instead of guiding them towards being a valued member of this site" would ensue... :roll:
Post and be damned :roll:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by leroy1867
We shouldn't have any of the above done, cos then he will think we cared, and quite frankly folks, do any of us? I mean this is just delaying me going to name two fish and pump up a bicycle tyre! Not really keeping us entertained is he? God help the married women!! :lol:

oh the excitment, can I come watch?
Course you can hunny, see you soon, start thinking of names so you can help me, and its got to be more interesting than perpetuating this farce !!! :lol: :lol:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
I'm not married nor am I single.
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful.

yes you are married, look at your signature you dozy bint :doh:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not married nor am I single.
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful.

yes you are married, look at your signature you dozy bint :doh:
Shhhhhh... I was just using it as an excuse to get a shag! :roll:
:twisted:

13 Dec 2006

I see what you mean Shireen. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Perhaps I could have worded things a little differently. I admit that now but...........hey......the reaction ? Much too OTT if you ask me but I would say that wouldn't I.
nd now we find out "red" is shagging married women........he's one of those that will say anything to get his end away...........good luck to him.
I am suitably chastened.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
"flame the newbie instead of guiding them towards being a valued member of this site" would ensue...

'Newbies' aren't always flamed. confused

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
nd now we find out "red" is shagging married women........he's one of those that will say anything to get his end away

WTF??
I really ought to log off now. mad

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
Oh and look in the mirror too........why are you all on this site in the first place if not to widen your sexual horizons so stop being so friggin hypocritical. I'm talking about real life experience that I've had.....some of you ought to try and go down the local and get some of that yourselves by the sound of it.

:doh:
Ah well I tried to get this discussion on some sort of reasonable level rolleyes

I should have known by now that the general sport of "flame the newbie instead of guiding them towards being a valued member of this site" would ensue... :roll:
Post and be damned :roll:
But he's been using the site for nearly a year....not exactly a newbie.....considering some newer people were doing the flaming.....besides his original post was nothing but a brag!.......i mean do you know any guys on here that would say they would never go with a single girl again.....can we quote him on that?

13 Dec 2006

Quote by Kiss
I'm not married nor am I single.
Can somebody please teach me to f*ck properly. I'd be ever so grateful.

yes you are married, look at your signature you dozy bint :doh:
Shhhhhh... I was just using it as an excuse to get a shag! :roll:
:twisted:
well i think that shows uget was wrong, we've been married for 2 months and i've not even met you, never mind getting jiggy on the sofa.
married women are obviously a crap shag, unless someone wants to prove me wrong :rascal: :giggle:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
I see what you mean Shireen. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Perhaps I could have worded things a little differently. I admit that now but...........hey......the reaction ? Much too OTT if you ask me but I would say that wouldn't I.
nd now we find out "red" is shagging married women........he's one of those that will say anything to get his end away...........good luck to him.
I am suitably chastened.

Go Red!!
You really have no clue do you uget and I really do think you need to re-read all of this, no one was OTT or upset, we all have opinions, or is it only your opinion that is right? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Dec 2006

It feels prettyy hot from where I'm sitting........perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around. Oh what a wonderful thing testosterone is. Thanks for your support Shireen. Nice of you to stand up for me (literally speaking of course smile

).

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
..perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around...

:shock:
:gagged:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
..perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around...

Damn, he's sussed us out. things were fine with a few hundred thousand single males on the site but now theres just one too many
i'm off to join a monastry wave

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
...perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around. ...

I can see why you carefully selected your profile pics now - to reflect a deeper side of your character lol

:lol: :lol:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
I see what you mean Shireen. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Perhaps I could have worded things a little differently. I admit that now but...........hey......the reaction ? Much too OTT if you ask me but I would say that wouldn't I.
nd now we find out "red" is shagging married women........he's one of those that will say anything to get his end away...........good luck to him.
I am suitably chastened.

I really dont think so- I think you'll find he has a variety of ladies on the go- both married and single- who are attracted by his numerous charms. Yes, I will defend him to the hilt as he is a top guy and a friend to both myself and Mr winch.
I dont know leroy, but im sure he's a lovely guy too- and certainly not deserving of being called spineless just because his opinion differs from yours.
And BTW- you may wish to re read your posts, as in your first posts you did state that married women were better than singles, and then later denied it.
I have yet to see anyone being hypocritical.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
You can lock, ban or whatever..........there's nothing wrong with my post and the majority of abuse has been thrown at me as anyone reading this will see in no time.
Glad I promoted such a fervent debate......pity it was all have a go at "ugets" rather than anything constructive on the opinion I made.
Tarrah

I for one say"Don't go ugets!"
The forum is open to all...
anything controversal will be subject to a 'shooting gallery' biggrin

It takes a big man to post what you did...
even bigger to reply to your critiques... & it takes guys with balls the size of watermelons to stay...
Stay with us ugets... don't chuck yer toys out the pram...
show us yer watermelons :thumbup: :D

13 Dec 2006

I rather think that the debate of "married women vs single women" is a no brainer. To me, a woman is a woman in her own right. A piece of paper and a bit of metal on a finger does not define her as an individual or as a sexual person.
I mean should I be judged to be obnoxious, judgemental and single minded just because some other single blokes are perceived to be? (No, this isn't a knock at anyone, just the perceived opinion of single blokes in general.....)

13 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
..perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around...

Damn, he's sussed us out. things were fine with a few hundred thousand single males on the site but now theres just one too many
i'm off to join a monastry wave

Move over Meaty - there's a new 'bull' in town rotflmao

13 Dec 2006

And if you "invariably shag other mens wives" how do you know that single girls are no good?
RPM- careful, he'll be thinking you're trying to shag him if you're nice! lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie

We shouldn't have any of the above done, cos then he will think we cared, and quite frankly folks, do any of us? I mean this is just delaying me going to name two fish and pump up a bicycle tyre! Not really keeping us entertained is he? God help the married women!! :lol:

oh the excitment, can I come watch?
Course you can hunny, see you soon, start thinking of names so you can help me, and its got to be more interesting than perpetuating this farce !!! :lol: :lol:
hmm bill and ben...
dave and jim
flibble and flobble
hoddle and waddle
sheffield and wednesday
leroy and classy
classy and katie
erm anyone else.....

13 Dec 2006

Quote by PoloLady
..perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around...

Damn, he's sussed us out. things were fine with a few hundred thousand single males on the site but now theres just one too many
i'm off to join a monastry wave

Move over Meaty - there's a new 'bull' in town rotflmao

I'll be back, i'm taking the lead from Uget and i'm off to update my profile.
It looks like the best way to pull married women is to make your picture gallery look like a sales brouchure for a chippolata manufacturer :shock:

13 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
..perhaps I'm just further competition for the other red blooded mles around...

Damn, he's sussed us out. things were fine with a few hundred thousand single males on the site but now theres just one too many
i'm off to join a monastry wave

Move over Meaty - there's a new 'bull' in town rotflmao

I'll be back, i'm taking the lead from Uget and i'm off to update my profile.
It looks like the best way to pull married women is to make your picture gallery look like a sales brouchure for a chippolata manufacturer :shock:
Why can't I get the image of turkey necks out of my mind confused

13 Dec 2006

..........a truce. Tx for your comments red I am sure you are a grand guy.
You might have guessed I do like a good debate and all is only tongue in cheek. Kiss's cheek perhaps ? smile

I tell you all what.............I'll try and be a bit more diplomatic in future if you welcome me into the clan. No inauguartion ceremonies though.
As I said earlier I am sorry if I've upset anyone and I've learned my lesson about diplomacy (what ??!!) I look forward to contributing to future "sessions". :)
Now........any married ladies fancy a ...............................................coffee ??

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
I'm sorry but am I the only one offended by this? As a single fem, who is repeatedly praised for my 'performance', I can assure you it is not just married women who are 'absolutely sensational'. But maybe you should look at why the married women you meet are so good?
But where does your argument stand with divorced women? Surely they have been the 'sensational' married woman who is now lumped with the label of being single, but does that mean she forgets how to be sensational in the sack?

You're not the only one offended by this hun.
I'm single, was married so where does that leave me? dunno

As far as I'm led to believe, I'm still damn good in bed despite the now-single status. I'd give you references but discretion dictates I can't :giggle:

Quote by Dlep
To me, a woman is a woman in her own right. A piece of paper and a bit of metal on a finger does not define her as an individual or as a sexual person.

Dollop, I love you :inlove: marry me so I can become good in bed again :giggle:
btw, uget, welcome to the forums. Talk about baptism of fire :shock:

13 Dec 2006

Polo....really........I'm shocked smile

I must be careful what I say from now on in case i ever use that expression by mistake in the wrong company.......lmao