Married ladies

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
Oh FFS....
I was waiting for another of the "newbie bashing" mob to arrive :roll:
Do you really think the newbies get bashed? I didn't, I took a bit of a grilling with a posting or two but in general I think newbies get a good welcoming.
Well done Fabio for trying to stir it all up again :roll:

In Fab's defence I don't think he's the type to intentionally stir things up, he's prob. read the first thread and saw red and kind of exploded which is what a lot of us did. :roll:
I really think if Ugets had of posted a completely different thread then he would have been responded to differently, we all now agree his thread was the commencement of a battle ground, but then again, if all threads were sweetness and light - what a boring world we would live in.. :shock:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
... if all threads were sweetness and light - what a boring world we would live in.. :shock:

He still scares me! :shock:

14 Dec 2006

We've always found that married men are farbetter in bed than single ones so I guess there's some form of correllation here - oh, and their penises are ALWAYS bigger too :rascal:
OK, we need a study I think....so....if all the single men could line up on that side behind Classy, and all of the married ones on this side behind Polo (go in height order as then there's no squabbling as to who goes first) and we can test you all out.... I'll be the 'control' and stand in the middle and that means I have to try you all - it's a hard job but somebody's got to do it wink

We will report back with the results in the next couple of days... lol

"8 out of then owners said their cats preferred Whiskas"
:wink:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
...OK, we need a study I think....so....if all the single men could line up on that side behind Classy,

rpm stands up real close to Classy!
...If I'm quick enuff bloke wont get a look in biggrin

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

...Im proud to have Redpantherman as a "hublet"- as he is much more than a FB.

Excuse me? :shock: lol

Just for the lovely FB, I'll rephrase- he's like FB, but with added cock.
kiss

14 Dec 2006

Quote by winchwench
Just for the lovely FB, I'll rephrase- he's like FB, but with added cock.

Freckledbird had her 'cock' out at her party lol

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Just for the lovely FB, I'll rephrase- he's like FB, but with added cock.

Freckledbird had her 'cock' out at her party lol

Bet it got henpecked! rolleyes

sorry, that was dire.......the coats already on......

14 Dec 2006

RPM - It was just for a joke mate, you know a bit of fun (that's not sexual fun by the way). Guess I have a warped sense of humour.
By the way how can someone have a "warped" sense of humour. Does that mean you have a "very quick" sense of humour as in Star Trek ? Or worse still "Bent" as in that bloke who warps his spoons (Geller wasn;t it ?). There are lodsa sayings like that which actually mean very little when you interpret them. Anyone got another ?

14 Dec 2006

Quote by ugetswotuc
RPM - It was just for a joke mate, you know a bit of fun (that's not sexual fun by the way). Guess I have a warped sense of humour.
By the way how can someone have a "warped" sense of humour. Does that mean you have a "very quick" sense of humour as in Star Trek ? Or worse still "Bent" as in that bloke who warps his spoons (Geller wasn;t it ?). There are lodsa sayings like that which actually mean very little when you interpret them. Anyone got another ?

puts head in hands and shakes head!

14 Dec 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...OK, we need a study I think....so....if all the single men could line up on that side behind Classy,

rpm stands up real close to Classy!
...If I'm quick enuff bloke wont get a look in biggrin

Bloke doesn't get a look in when Classy is around anyway, better 'mouth' action, I really do need to teach him how to do it!! I'm turning his gay mates bi, and his bi mates straight!! Poor bloke, finally he has some competition lol

:lol: :lol: Stand as close as you like rpm :D

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Just for the lovely FB, I'll rephrase- he's like FB, but with added cock.

Freckledbird had her 'cock' out at her party lol

I'd forgotten about that! :shock:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Just for the lovely FB, I'll rephrase- he's like FB, but with added cock.

Freckledbird had her 'cock' out at her party lol

I'd forgotten about that! :shock:
is there something you want to tell me Freckledbird? confused

14 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
...OK, we need a study I think....so....if all the single men could line up on that side behind Classy,

rpm stands up real close to Classy!
...If I'm quick enuff bloke wont get a look in biggrin

Bloke doesn't get a look in when Classy is around anyway, better 'mouth' action, I really do need to teach him how to do it!! I'm turning his gay mates bi, and his bi mates straight!! Poor bloke, finally he has some competition lol

:lol: :lol: Stand as close as you like rpm :D
Bitch-cow :twisted:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
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Bitch-cow :twisted:

Now is that any way to speak to your favourite bi-bait? kiss

Watch and learn babe blast

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

Bloke doesn't get a look in when Classy is around anyway, better 'mouth' action, I really do need to teach him how to do it!! I'm turning his gay mates bi, and his bi mates straight!! Poor bloke, finally he has some competition :lol: :lol: Stand as close as you like rpm

Bitch-cow :twisted:
Some days you're just sooooooogay :giggle:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Bloke doesn't get a look in when Classy is around anyway, better 'mouth' action, I really do need to teach him how to do it!! I'm turning his gay mates bi, and his bi mates straight!! Poor bloke, finally he has some competition :lol: :lol: Stand as close as you like rpm

Bitch-cow :twisted:
Some days you're just sooooooogay :giggle:
"You love it mate"... as they say in Essex :lol:

14 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

Bloke doesn't get a look in when Classy is around anyway, better 'mouth' action, I really do need to teach him how to do it!! I'm turning his gay mates bi, and his bi mates straight!! Poor bloke, finally he has some competition :lol: :lol: Stand as close as you like rpm

Bitch-cow :twisted:
Some days you're just sooooooogay :giggle:
"You love it mate"... as they say in Essex :lol:
never could learn to speak essex, think it's cos i have the correct number of chromosones wink

14 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
Now is that any way to speak to your favourite bi-bait?