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You don't fancy a quick grope now do ya?? Call it practice for ya for later :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now you've gone and torn it Catwomanhere!
I told you no to toucheth the hem of my robe!
What were you trying to do...copeth a grope of the the son of the Lord!
Here removeth your claw!
Claw? Claw? Did someone say claw?
Grrrrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwwlllllllllllll......LoL (sorry, it was the best I could do)
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Now you've gone and torn it Catwomanhere!
I told you no to toucheth the hem of my robe!
What were you trying to do...copeth a grope of the the son of the Lord!
Here removeth your claw!

meeeooooooooooow so you woke up at last. Anyway I lifted the robe while you were asleep and hoho hum hum they never wrote in your book about THAT did they :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oi! Watcheth your claws Simba! My robe is already shreddeth enougheth!
Tis turning into a veritable orgy here!
Quote by Simba
Claw? Claw? Did someone say claw?
Grrrrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwwlllllllllllll......LoL (sorry, it was the best I could do)

come here simba and let me rub myseld against you. It wont hurt really. By the way how old are you? :twisted: :twisted:
Now you know that ain't fair. Ah'm stuck with these hooves and you all got sharp claws.
Jesus, wasssup man, you got a fat lip or somin, that's sure is a lisp you have there. We need to get that sorted for you.
No body wants to dance with me :upset:
Right i'll be over at the punch bowl if anyone wants me
drinkies
Leela
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Now you know that ain't fair. Ah'm stuck with these hooves and you all got sharp claws.
Jesus, wasssup man, you got a fat lip or somin, that's sure is a lisp you have there. We need to get that sorted for you.

Donk my god you are well hung but the eye oh the eye Im sorry mmmmeeeoowwwwwwwwwww purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cant look you in the eye as it keeps rolling :shock: :shock: :shock:
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meeeooooooooooow so you woke up at last. Anyway I lifted the robe while you were asleep and hoho hum hum they never wrote in your book about THAT did they :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

It is written that thou cannot look upon the hind parts of the Lord without there being consequenceth!
ooh, punch bowl?
(takes a sip)
Oooh, I'm Sooooooooooo drunk!
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meeeooooooooooow so you woke up at last. Anyway I lifted the robe while you were asleep and hoho hum hum they never wrote in your book about THAT did they :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

It is written that thou cannot look upon the hind parts of the Lord without there being consequenceth!
Dont you know Jesus under this beautiful outer skin purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr theres a nun lurking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
catwoman knows shes got a split personality
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Jesus, wasssup man, you got a fat lip or somin, that's sure is a lisp you have there. We need to get that sorted for you.

Donkey, do not mocketh the Lord!
I'm used to handling donkeys remember, and have ridden many! Take care I do not mount you also!
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Donk my god you are well hung but the eye oh the eye Im sorry mmmmeeeoowwwwwwwwwww purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cant look you in the eye as it keeps rolling :shock: :shock: :shock:

Catwoman, don't go starin at my eye like that. A steed needs a bit of privacy to go to the bathroom. What does a steed need to do for a bit of privacy round here.
Ohhhh catwoman, now look what you done. ah can't go now. The bladder is full, but there ain't nothin comin out. Quit that starin. Ah gotta have privacy, it didn't say nothin about no privacy when I agreed to this, nothin at all.
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Dont you know Jesus under this beautiful outer skin purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr theres a nun lurking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Then lurketh no more sister and be prepared to receiveth the Lord!
Kneeleth before me!
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I'm used to handling donkeys remember, and have ridden many! Take care I do not mount you also!

jesus, you gotta sort yourself out man, you gotta world to save - you need to know the difference between moun-ting and mountain ..... You didn't see Isaac Newton comin down from mounting with his ten commandments now did ya, no he came down from the mountain.
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Donk my god you are well hung but the eye oh the eye Im sorry mmmmeeeoowwwwwwwwwww purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cant look you in the eye as it keeps rolling :shock: :shock: :shock:

Catwoman, don't go starin at my eye like that. .
Donk ppppppppppuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let me rub your eye my sweet................................ look thats better you're flowing already :twisted: :twisted:
Right, de-masking time !!!!!! smile
Have a quick guess at who was who before I post the list !!!!!!!
confused :? :? :?
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I SAID I'M SOOOOO DRUNK!

This fem is competition she wants to get the attention of a donkey and a holy man
hissssssssssssss
Never fear for I am here.
Does anyone want to come and hide behind my wings :twisted:
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Right, de-masking time !!!!!! smile
Have a quick guess at who was who before I post the list !!!!!!! confused :? :? :?

apart from the fact I am gonna wet myself it was so funny and I wish I had been here earlier I havent got a buddy clue :shock: :shock: :shock:
Awwww Batfink rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Great timing and great words just as the Sarge said times up :lol2:
Well I know who I was but I haven't got a clue who anyone else was.... wink
Story of my life redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Although I've been kept so busy elsewhere :twisted: , I didn't have time to join in properly :cry:
Maybe next time biggrin
Nope, I had no clue either rolleyes
Thought Offensive man was TE
And found out who Vunder Vumman was by the accidental post in the proper name :lol2: which was quickly deleted
No Fair Misschief....you had Mod Privileges!!! LoL.....
Donkey, you have your nouns and verbs mixeth uppeth!
And twas Moses that descendeth from the mountain with thee ten commandments, does thou not knoweth the book of the Lord!
Very very funny. Been reading the posts and laughing out loud lol :lol:
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No Fair Misschief....you had Mod Privileges!!! LoL.....

LOL DH ...... I didn't use the mod privileges cos I really wanted to play along.