Masked Ball II

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VunderVumman
I know vair eet ees........ but you haf to bend over and leek my loffly boots before I veel tell you

How the f**k do I get yer boots to leek? Never mind leeking 'em - they taste purty good.
Aaaaaargh!

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VunderVumman
I know vair eet ees........ but you haf to bend over and leek my loffly boots before I veel tell you

Eh you haven't got any boots on! What've I been licking this last half hour?
Aaaaaargh!

23 Jul 2004

Yahahahahaha I vondered how long it vud take you you stupid little man. But now my stockeengs are all vet. I sink you should slowly peel zem from my lecks. :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

Why are you talking like that you silly cow? :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

[uh! Dead

23 Jul 2004

Tch another seely little man. I sink you know I am not a cow. Do you see udders? Or is it just ze mirrors?

23 Jul 2004

Oy ya poncey tart!! I can't see any udders cos theres only me and you in here. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Oh, and that dead Tune thing on the floor. :shock:

23 Jul 2004

You cad, Sir! You bounder! Control your tongue or feel the lash of my mighty bandana!

23 Jul 2004

Fick me!! It's Banana Boy!! How goes it Boy Blunder? Are ya right for a ficking good kicking?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Offensive Man
Fick me!! It's Banana Boy!! How goes it Boy Blunder? Are ya right for a ficking good kicking?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Bandana, you oaf. rotflmao

And that's Mister Bandana Boy to you.
I dunno, they'll let anyone in here these days. rolleyes

23 Jul 2004

Well I come in here and it's all full of boobs and muscles rolleyes

Am I the only Ass around?

23 Jul 2004

Aha! My trusty steed has arrived. Now I am invincible!

23 Jul 2004

Oh Bandana Man
You do what you can
With your costume and cape all so bright.
Come on you big girl
Give us a twirl
You aint no great man - you're a gob-shite!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Am I the only Ass around?

No Donkey, I'm afraid zat Offensive Man beats you in ze ASS stakes.
May I be so bold as to ask if its true vot zey say about Donkeys?

23 Jul 2004

Bandanaman ...
I have no idea why .. I haven't the foggiest who you are but you remind me of Enrique Iglesias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS .. I's also had rarza a lot to drink ..... hic! drinkies

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Aha! My trusty steed has arrived. Now I am invincible!

Shrek??? Is that you Shrek ......... what they done to you man!!!

23 Jul 2004

Well hello there, Mister Offensive
You seem to be feeling quite pensive
It took far too much time
to come up with that rhyme
Guess your vocab is not that extensive.

23 Jul 2004

Quote by JessicaRabbit
Bandanaman ...
I have no idea why .. I haven't the foggiest who you are but you remind me of Enrique Iglesias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Missus Rabbit has blown my cover! mad

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Bandanaman ...
I have no idea why .. I haven't the foggiest who you are but you remind me of Enrique Iglesias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! Missus Rabbit has blown my cover! mad

:doh: ... and I thought it was just a banana I was eating ....

23 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Aha! My trusty steed has arrived. Now I am invincible!

Shrek??? Is that you Shrek ......... what they done to you man!!!
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear. sad

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Well hello there, Mister Offensive
You seem to be feeling quite pensive
It took far too much time
to come up with that rhyme
Guess your vocab is not that extensive.

Yer dead right yer great poof!! Is this that cafe place where us single blokes come for a shag? What is it ..................... Stinging Heaven?

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.

Nobody made you wear stupid underwear ... you chose it ... there is proof too .......
I thought underwear was banned in this place?

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Offensive Man
Is this that cafe place where us single blokes come for a shag?

Don't be obtuse. You get shag in a carpet store.
(Not very bright is he?)

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Is this that cafe place where us single blokes come for a shag?

Don't be obtuse. You get shag in a carpet store.
(Not very bright is he?)
Pfffft ..... they arrested us for that!!!!!! not quite the same as dogging you know ...

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Aha! My trusty steed has arrived. Now I am invisible!

Well I can still see ya Banana Man ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

Quote by JessicaRabbit

They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.

Nobody made you wear stupid underwear ... you chose it ... there is proof too .......
I thought underwear was banned in this place?
OK, I'll take it off... that better?

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VunderVumman
Am I the only Ass around?

No Donkey, I'm afraid zat Offensive Man beats you in ze ASS stakes.

Oih Kraut, don't think I didn't hear that evil

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.

Awww Shrek man ........ Ah hate to be the one to tell you ........ but you ain't never gonna pull the princesses in that gear!
You looking worse than Prince Charmings ugly brother, symbol Charming. White just ain't your colour man!
Shrek you gotta change man, you look just plain silly - how will ah be taken seriously as a noble steed now!

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Offensive Man
I can still see ya Banana! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Perv

23 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.

Awww Shrek man ........ Ah hate to be the one to tell you ........ but you ain't never gonna pull the princesses in that gear!
You looking worse than Prince Charmings ugly brother, symbol Charming. White just ain't your colour man!
Shrek you gotta change man, you look just plain silly - how will ah be taken seriously as a noble steed now!
LMAO ..... I even read that in donkey's accent ....