Quote by Bandanaman
I can still see ya Banana! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Perv
Well you took ya blummin' underwear off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you expect??????
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Masked Ball II
:roll: :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:Quote by D0NKEY
They turned me into a white guy and made me wear stupid underwear.
Awww Shrek man ........ Ah hate to be the one to tell you ........ but you ain't never gonna pull the princesses in that gear!
You looking worse than Prince Charmings ugly brother, symbol Charming. White just ain't your colour man!
Shrek you gotta change man, you look just plain silly - how will ah be taken seriously as a noble steed now!
It's only temporary my noble companion. The spell will be deactivated when the great Sargius Bilikus waves his magic.... thingy.
Oh jeeeesuz Bandanna Shrek, whadya do that for. You can't walk around like that, even I can't focus on ya face now and I'm ya best mate man.
Put it away man, you'll have someones eye out in a minute.
Now Jessica, can I rescue you? You need rescuing? cos if ya do, I'm the one to do it - I have credentials now, ya know.
Put it away man, you'll have someones eye out in a minute.
Now Jessica, can I rescue you? You need rescuing? cos if ya do, I'm the one to do it - I have credentials now, ya know.
Quote by Offensive Man
By the way, Bugs Bunny - Nice tits, fancy a shag?
Hmmmm I've been here before .....
ACME (O.S.)
Are we going to play pattycake tonight?
JESSICA RABBIT
Marvin, I have a headache...
ACME
(hurt)
But you promised...
JESSICA RABBIT (O.S.)
Oh, all right. But this time take that
hand buzzer off...
So you wanna play pattycake with the rabbit huh?
Remember what happened to the last weasels that tried?
Several Weasles rush for the opportunity to frisk Jessica.
The head Weasle slaps the others away. Then WHEEZING
laciviously, he turns to the task. He starts to move his
hands over her body when Jessica stomps her heel on his feet.
JESSICA RABBIT
Get your hands off me, you little
rodent!
The Weasle hops away angrily
Ai Sarge ......... what have you done to ma mate Shrek, now I know he ain't everyones cup o tea but he sure as hell looked better than he does now. He looks as outta place as one of them gay dancers at a hen party, ah can't bear to look at him. You gotta sort him out man - he's gotta get a princess by Sunday.
slyly steps back one pace and holds Sarge in place by the foot
slyly steps back one pace and holds Sarge in place by the foot
Quote by D0NKEY
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Quote by Bandanaman
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Did you put them on the wrong way round? :doh:
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
Quote by JessicaRabbit
Jeezus Bandana, could't you put on some black boxers or sommink ......... Ah can't cope with this, it's stressin me out Bandanna, look at me man - got me twitch back an everything.
I'm really sorry old friend, but SuperHeroes are not allowed to wear black, and Superman has all the blue knickers. This is all they had left.
Did you put them on the wrong way round? :doh:
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
There's nothing on the back except a piece of string up my jacksy.
Quote by Offensive Man
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!
There's an F in them. An F ing over-ripe banana :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i hate to be the one to tell you Offensive Man ... but Bananaman has left yellow jizz all over your back :twisted:
:evil: :evil:Quote by Offensive Man
Ok, don`t me me read this entire thread. What have I missed?
Fick all, except for Banana Man jizzing on me back, some Kraut bird talking funny, a talking pony- horse -mule thing and this bunny here with the big tits.
Hey, your tits aren't bad, doYOU fancy a shag?
Do you have a great big cock, are gagging for it, can go like a steam train allllllllllllll night, and expect me to fall down at your feet at the very idea?
I`m all yours!
