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Quote by Offensive Man
Mmmmmmmm, how to set a mouse trap for a flying mouse? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Where's Banana Man when you need him? rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Easy - you use Cheddair cheese. :roll:
Well slap my thigh, it's Banana boy. I wondered when you would show up. Have you come sniffing round this Betty Trubble Bird? evil :evil:
Opens door which has been locked and dusted over for years and years... climbs stairs up to a forgotten and dusty room... :shock: :shock:
Fuck me.. it's Toy Story or is it Mary Poppins ???? All the toys are out playing. At least they are playing nicely, no tears, no arguing and plenty of hugging going on.
Sneaks out again and leaves them to it....
Meanwhile back in the laboratory...
Bunson Hunnydew and his faithful sidekick try to develope a lurv potion to make everyone happy...
unfortunately Beaker innadvertantly mixes the viargra with the penis enlargement potion, and Buson Hunnydew cant get out the door for another 16 hours...
can the world survive...?
Can beaker fight the crimewave alone...?
Will Bunson be able to tie up his laces without poking out his eye...?
All is yet to be...?
Tune in to the next thrilling installment!
Did someone mention potions..
I could do with something to drink, I'm rather dry from running around after Barney and bang no I meant Bam Bam.
See I need something to calm me down, Potions please. redface
Affair d'amour? Affair d'coeur? Je ne say quois ... je vis en espoir. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm ... un smella voo feenay ... (Hums)
I say old bean...we dont need any smelly pussies on here...?
I bet the beaker potion would make your prancing leaps a bit uncomfortable pepe and I think betty got it right the first time...?
sniff sniff sniff !!!!!!! confused
Barney have you put out the rubbish yet? The warm nights are bringing out the smell of the leftovers. :?
Where's Dino when you need him, I thought we had him on loan for a couple of weeks. rolleyes
That dino SURE has a long tongue too? Is he a LAP DOG....? wink
Quel es? ... Ahhh ... la belle femme skunk fatale!! Tch-tch
That's just not cricket old bean using the language of love..
The old club has gone down hill since we let in these cross channel chappies
Thats better..now you are talking in the language of the world!
Launage of love, what is that?
I know that when Barney presses up against me when I'm cooking the dinner that the covers are not needed when we go to bed, oooooooh what an animal , he he he :giggle:
I would NOT know...
Me and missus hunnydew NEVER undress in the light and it just isnt proper stuff. All that naked flesh and grunting and moaning and that is just taking off ones boots.
Ah, that's better.
Amazing what a change of underwear will do to revitalise you.
I don't think the pink was really me.
Hello my children, tis Jesus here! I have cum amongst thee! For this is the 2nd cumming of the lord!
I thought I would visit your Swinging Heaven and see how it compareth with mine fathers old gaff! Hmmm...not bad! Better than all those boring peoples on clouds playing harps all day long!
But I think this place needth livening up a bit...
There you go...that's more like it! A few party cherabim to get the party swinging..but don't tell my dad I borrowed them! wink
Now did I hear someone wanted a drink?
Yes but you have them the wrong way around surely? It should say F for front and B for Back?
Jesus, What a strange name! rolleyes Did your mother have no other choices?
Favorites around here at the moment are:
Barney kiss
Betty ( being myself of course! redface )
Fred ( cheeky chap he is )
Wilma ( ooh so much my best friend, and so much style )
as for the animals not so much choice there confused
This bandanaman has mush for brains. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Should he have gone for the label that sez F for front, and B for back.
Ummmmm !!! or did he really want someone to do it for him. :twisted:
Okay If you want me too. I will. :twisted:
Hello everybody,
I can't sleep and have just been warming some milk and having a cookie to help me sleep.
My robot is keeping me awake by lasering everything in sight and is giving poor Dexter a headache,as for DeeDee she is sat in her room singing songs and is making me angry now!
:idea: An idea i may just send the robot to keep DeeDee amused,he he he he he............
Listen Betty, my child! I know your living in the stone age and as far as ur concerned I haven't been born yet! But now you have heard my name you will be saved!
Now doe's anyone want to see my party trick...?
Aha people for me to eat......with my manly lion roar I jump into the fray....
Oi Simba! Doesth thou not know the Lion shalt lie with the lamb! Now desist!
But I don't want to lie with no lamb.....I want to eat and bite ...... it is in my nature after all!!
Well go and partake of the buffet repast then! Like everybody else! Tis a celebration not a carnage...
Now does anyone want a drink!
Quote by betty rubble
This bandanaman has mush for brains. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Should he have gone for the label that sez F for front, and B for back.
Ummmmm !!! or did he really want someone to do it for him. :twisted:
Okay If you want me too. I will. :twisted:

Betty, hunny, I don't make the rules ok? I'm a superhero, and the rules of superheroism are quite clear:
Section A. Identification. Rule 5 sub iii: "All superheroes must have the first letter of their name somewhere on their costume."
Section B. Clothing. Rule 2 sub ii: "Except in dodgy late twentieth century remakes, lascivious thoughts among the audience are to be discouraged by the wearing of external undergarments." (Commonly known as the Kinickers On The Outside rule.)
I was just economising. confused
Fine, so I won't eat anyone......what's on the buffet then?
I think Betty Boops' on the buffet right now! Quite a spread I see...