Masked Ball II

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Simba
Fine, so I won't eat anyone......what's on the buffet then?

I'm going straight for the dessert... Bandana Split biggrin

24 Jul 2004

Right I'm off to take a leak! Where's the bogs..anyone?

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Jesus
Right I'm off to take a leak! Where's the bogs..anyone?

Changing wine into water are you Jeez?
Neat trick. biggrin

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Jesus
Listen Betty, my child! I know your living in the stone age and as far as ur concerned I haven't been born yet! But now you have heard my name you will be saved!
Now doe's anyone want to see my party trick...?

Barney take me, I have an idea for a name if I concieve....

24 Jul 2004

What a day ..... this heat ain't no good for a donkey, how can ah be a noble steed in this weather. Ah've given myself a hEEt rash n all, look! Bought on by stress, all of it.
Pleeeeese tell bandanna the smile that was humping Odious man yesterday - well he's sniffin Bandannas groin. He don't listen to me anymore, we's best friends n all.

24 Jul 2004

Donkey, zair you are at last! I haf been vaiting for a ride all night! (For veeks actuelly!)

24 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
What a day ..... this heat ain't no good for a donkey, how can ah be a noble steed in this weather. Ah've given myself a hEEt rash n all, look! Bought on by stress, all of it.
Pleeeeese tell bandanna the smile that was humping Odious man yesterday - well he's sniffin Bandannas groin. He don't listen to me anymore, we's best friends n all.

My nobel steed :inlove: I have wonders for your rashes and such. smile

As for that Bandanna man. evil

take no head. biggrin

Come to my cave and I will give you the recovery that you need. :)

24 Jul 2004

Vunder Vumman - ah maybe steedly and manly, but ah got this rash ........ see! It's itchy and everything man. How's a donkey supposed to perform like this. Ah need some TLC, yeah that's what ah need. How about some TLC Vunder Vumman.

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Jesus
Now does anyone want to see my party trick...?

Oh go on then, get it over with...

24 Jul 2004

Quote by betty rubble
My nobel steed :inlove: I have wonders for your rashes and such. As for that Bandanna man. take no head.
Come to my cave and I will give you the recovery that you need. :)

She LOVE me. She got a cave n comforts n beds n ointments!!! Ah'm comin Betty - now you ain't that dragon dressed up in sweet clothes are ya. Cos jeez her breath just ain't no good for a heat rash of this degree.

24 Jul 2004

Quote by betty rubble
[As for that Bandanna man. take no head.

I wasn't planning on giving him head in the first place.

24 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Vunder Vumman - ah maybe steedly and manly, but ah got this rash ........ see! It's itchy and everything man.

I know vair I can get some lotion Donkey. I'm sure Offensive Man can help me out..... :wanker:

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
giving him head

From vot I hear your mous vud need to be so big to fit him zair in Bandanaman. Vhy you sink I chat to him?? :twisted:

24 Jul 2004

Psssst, Vunder Vumman...
Vant to see vot der Ãœberhero iss vearink unter zer kilt? wink

24 Jul 2004

Back from the lavs.
Regarding that water into wine anybody fancy a top up then?

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Psssst, Vunder Vumman...
Vant to see vot der Ãœberhero iss vearink unter zer kilt?

Mmm BandanaMan, now you are speakink my lanvage!!!

24 Jul 2004

Oh, I dunno though, maybe tartan isn't really my colour. Lemme see if I can find that nice little pink number I had on yesterday...

24 Jul 2004

I vill try zis vine you speak of Jesus. It cannot be vorse than Liebfraumilch I'm sure

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Jesus
Back from the lavs.
Regarding that water into wine anybody fancy a top up then?

Yes, but what about the grub? I brought five loaves and two fishes...

24 Jul 2004

Ah Bandana Man, what you done, you've gone historical now. That couldn't have been a better idea if I had thought that up myself ah tell ya. People will surely take you seriously, real serious I mean, the princesses will be queuing up for ya ShrekBandanna.
Can you help me, I've got potions and ointments all over me - Ah ain't never gonna be steedly with these smells and this greased up fur.

24 Jul 2004

Now Shrekbandanna - that just ain't funny you know, ain't funny at all, can ya seem me laffin, no you can't, that ain't funny man. You made me look a right ass then by exposing yer pink piece just as I commented on how butch and historical you looked.
Ma reputation is in tatters.

24 Jul 2004

Donkey greased up or not I have seen you in your finery........what a steed.
Please don't tell Barney redface

But I just love a steed. :boo:

24 Jul 2004

Well let me deal with the wines first! Just pee in your glasses.....and behold it is turned into wine! My best party trick!
As for the loaves and fishes let it be done! You got the munchies then? Ah well the lord shall provide!

24 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Can you help me, I've got potions and ointments all over me - Ah ain't never gonna be steedly with these smells and this greased up fur.

Try one of these biggrin

24 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Now Shrekbandanna - that just ain't funny you know, ain't funny at all, can ya seem me laffin, no you can't, that ain't funny man. You made me look a right ass then by exposing yer pink piece just as I commented on how butch and historical you looked.
Ma reputation is in tatters.

I'm sorry Donkey old buddy, but rules are rules and I couldn't get me knickers on outside my kilt.

24 Jul 2004

I ave to say.....noperson luves as you say ....like a frenchman.....I am pepe le pew...amour!

24 Jul 2004

Quote by pepe le pew
I ave to say.....noperson luves as you say ....like a frenchman!

Zis is not true monsieur le pew. Unt I vud not sleep viz a skunk, I need somevon far better endowed zan zat!!

24 Jul 2004

Go ahead, skunk - make my day! lol

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Can you help me, I've got potions and ointments all over me - Ah ain't never gonna be steedly with these smells and this greased up fur.

Try one of these biggrin

You turnin me into a laughin stock B - when will this be overrr, then we can go back to the swamp and live happy ever after.
Jeeeez Pepe, you need to go where ah'v just been. Ah don wanna hurt no feeling, but you smellin like my other end about an hour ago, before I looked like this.

24 Jul 2004

Donkey my friend, if you don't get that fluff brushed down PDQ, I'm going to take you out of the steeding business, put my kilt back on and use you for a sporran. It's just not you brother, not you at all. confused