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Sorry man, had to be done.
Now ZIS is amusink! Pepe, I may need your services (such as zey are) after all
Quote by Bandanaman
Sorry man, had to be done.

Jeeez B, get me off here, that ain't funny, even you ain't takin me serious now. I don wanna be danglin off yer goolies. Even the pink pants is better than this. B you gotta stop playin about, makin me look unserious - haven't you got some superheroing to do, something, anything, just get me off of here!
Now were ah not a donkey I would be ROFL now.
OK, well as you're back to normal...
So you think I look good in the pink number?
Quote by Bandanaman
OK, well as you're back to normal...
So you think I look good in the pink number?

I haf somesink pink you would look good in Bandana Man :twisted:
Quote by VunderVumman
OK, well as you're back to normal...
So you think I look good in the pink number?

I haf somesink pink you would look good in Bandana Man :twisted:
Hey thanks Vunder Vumman, I'll slip into it after these few world-saving errands i have to run wink
Saving ze vorld cums before me?? whip Ve have vays of making you stalk!!
Quote by VunderVumman
Saving ze vorld cums before me?? whip Ve have vays of making you stalk!!

No, I'm sorry, V V, I cannot be deterred from my sacred task.
I am incorruptible
I am incorruptible
I am incorruptible
I am incorruptible
I am incorruptible
I am incorrigible
Take me now!
Right, I've finished in the bathroom doing my hair and make up - so what are we doing this Saturday?
Quote by SuperBlonde!
Right, I've finished in the bathroom doing my hair and make up - so what are we doing this Saturday?

Lady i see that the bleach is still getting to your brain cells,maybe we need some immediate action to replace them somehow,hhmmmmm.
It is Sunday today!
Darling Dexter wrote :
It is Sunday today!

Oh dear Senor, I fear you may have fallen straight into the trap that SuperBlonde!has left !! :doh:
Do not worry, stand aside, I will gladly wrestle with SuperBlonde! and defend us both !! :rascal:
The Puss wink
ooh, is that a new beauty treatment?
yes please Dexter!
Senorita
I see through your thin disguise SuperBlonde! rolleyes
Your wicked word games will not work on me !! blink
On guard !! duel
I am coming to get you, I will be keeping the boots ON !! :rascal:
Puss wink
AARRRRGH !!!!!!!
Cough splutter, cough, ghrrrrch, arrrgggggggggggghhh, cough, wretch !!
" Sorry, fur ball " rolleyes
I will be back for you later !! bolt
Puss xxx wink
i'm a fur ball?
Boo Hooooooo!
/goes back into bathroom to do hair again
Quote by SuperBlonde!
ooh, is that a new beauty treatment?
yes please Dexter!

Lady it is a beauty treatment that will make you more beautiful on the inside!
All it entales is having a long very sharp needle put up your nose and some secret reapair work will commence and your brain cells will be fully restored!
*Holds Nose* you're not putting anything up there my friend!!!
Quote by Simba
*Holds Nose* you're not putting anything up there my friend!!!

Simba my friend i would not need to with such an intelligent animal as yourself,anyway if you were to get angry at me im sure you would eat me whole,gulp bolt
Whoooooossssshhhh!!!
(Sigh) Another day, another dodgy pair of knickers.
Tis the day of rest. As given to man by my father. You should not be doing any super-heroing today Bandanaman!
Jesus can you help me,im only little and although im extremely intelligent i dont understand all these ladies with the wobbly bits,could you please help me im not used to being confused!
Fear not Dexter my child!
Those wobbly bits are the works of Satan, given to women so that they may confuseth ye and geteth ye to spill your sticky white stuff upon the ground as did Onan!
Ye must think not of wobbly bits and sundry diverse other bits of womanhood. Ye must resist the temptations of the flesh and turn your mind to pure thoughts.
But if all else faileth...then have a wank my son...here you can borrow my copy of "Nuns with Buns"...go on get along now
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww just caught my nail in jesus's gown and it wont come off. Jesus you need to derobe or you are with me for the rest of the night :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
Do you fancy a threesome...? Beaker is quite good with pussies? He says tortoise shells are the best..?
Quote by Darling Dexter
All it entales is having a long very sharp needle put up your nose and some secret reapair work will commence and your brain cells will be fully restored!

Ooh, like a nose piercing? Ok, I'll have that please!
Are you lot still here? I thought you'd have all got bored and bogged off by now!
FFS, theres another cat here now. Oih Catwoman, go and catch that flying mouse. evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote by Offensive Man
Are you lot still here? I thought you'd have all got bored and bogged off by now!
FFS, theres another cat here now. Oih Catwoman, go and catch that flying mouse. evil :evil: :evil: :evil:

Hey master grumpy well ffs theres also a lot of men with pants on outside their tights as well :twisted: :twisted:
so Im taking up the offer of a threesome although actually its 4 because Ive had Jesus caught on my nail for a few hours now :shock: :shock:
Quote by Offensive Man
Are you lot still here? I thought you'd have all got bored and bogged off by now!
FFS, theres another cat here now. Oih Catwoman, go and catch that flying mouse. evil :evil: :evil: :evil:

oops didnt notice you wernt earing any pants ...................................bit drafty round your parts then offensive man do you need some warm fur to cover the tender joints :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I dont dig my nails in too far cool
ooh, I think I dropped something!
(bends over)
Is it over here.... or over here....
(wiggles left and right)