Sorry man, had to be done.
Now ZIS is amusink! Pepe, I may need your services (such as zey are) after all
OK, well as you're back to normal...
So you think I look good in the pink number?
Right, I've finished in the bathroom doing my hair and make up - so what are we doing this Saturday?
ooh, is that a new beauty treatment?
yes please Dexter!
i'm a fur ball?
Boo Hooooooo!
/goes back into bathroom to do hair again
*Holds Nose* you're not putting anything up there my friend!!!
Whoooooossssshhhh!!!
(Sigh) Another day, another dodgy pair of knickers.
Tis the day of rest. As given to man by my father. You should not be doing any super-heroing today Bandanaman!
Jesus can you help me,im only little and although im extremely intelligent i dont understand all these ladies with the wobbly bits,could you please help me im not used to being confused!
Fear not Dexter my child!
Those wobbly bits are the works of Satan, given to women so that they may confuseth ye and geteth ye to spill your sticky white stuff upon the ground as did Onan!
Ye must think not of wobbly bits and sundry diverse other bits of womanhood. Ye must resist the temptations of the flesh and turn your mind to pure thoughts.
But if all else faileth...then have a wank my son...here you can borrow my copy of "Nuns with Buns"...go on get along now
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww just caught my nail in jesus's gown and it wont come off. Jesus you need to derobe or you are with me for the rest of the night :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
Do you fancy a threesome...? Beaker is quite good with pussies? He says tortoise shells are the best..?
ooh, I think I dropped something!
(bends over)
Is it over here.... or over here....
(wiggles left and right)