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Masked Ball III - IT'S ON NOW !!
hi all biging up to ma m8's
ne1 else into dogging
if so plz mail me durin scul hrz
thatz the onlee time i have acses to skhool puterz
cum on girlz i havent beeen spayed!!!!
if i reely likez u i will splash out on dinz (mc d's are doing 2 cheeseburgers for the price of 1 at the mo!!)
p.s. i is vwe and v sperienced so u can't luze!!
ne1 else into dogging
if so plz mail me durin scul hrz
thatz the onlee time i have acses to skhool puterz
cum on girlz i havent beeen spayed!!!!
if i reely likez u i will splash out on dinz (mc d's are doing 2 cheeseburgers for the price of 1 at the mo!!)
p.s. i is vwe and v sperienced so u can't luze!!
Quote by Bag_Puss
Florence you are such a tart :shock: :shock: :shock:
Let MY new friends settle in before you try shagging them :shock:
Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat, I've had thirty years of being banged by a Spaced out Rabbit, a Shaggy dog and a fecking Snail. Let me at the new talent :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Famous five what are you looking for?
I'm happy to do Anne or George, Dick and Julian can watch but if you want to involve Timmy thats sick!!
Florence nice jugs, care to pm me photos of them uncovered?
Bag_Puss Hi hun i assume you are a fem as you have puss in your name ;)
Cookie sorry m8 but i know you are straight, but if you have Miss Piggys phone number please pm me it
Sorry muffin, bulgaria and max you have nothing to offer me
George whilst i accept your camp lifestyle im sorry but i am not interested
I'm happy to do Anne or George, Dick and Julian can watch but if you want to involve Timmy thats sick!!
Florence nice jugs, care to pm me photos of them uncovered?
Bag_Puss Hi hun i assume you are a fem as you have puss in your name ;)
Cookie sorry m8 but i know you are straight, but if you have Miss Piggys phone number please pm me it
Sorry muffin, bulgaria and max you have nothing to offer me
George whilst i accept your camp lifestyle im sorry but i am not interested
Quote by Florence
Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x How dare you :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you'd had the pleasure of playing with me you would have known that under all this fur I'm am firm. I work out (well walk to the cupboard sometimes)
I am a fit tight pussy :!:
Quote by Bag_Puss
Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x How dare you :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you'd had the pleasure of playing with me you would have known that under all this fur I'm am firm. I work out (well walk to the cupboard sometimes)
I am a fit tight pussy :!:
You'd be worth a bit more if you were a tight fit pussy but still.
The only thing straight about me is me zip and that's got a big ring on it!!
Quote by Bag_Puss
Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.
Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same, ALL TALK.
<<<<<<< Zips up and then unzips in a John Wayne 'Right that's it type of way' >>>>>
You just wait till Bungle gets here (he's the only one who can walk) and you'll get what for. If you stick your thingy in me mouth I'll .. I'll.. leave me zip undone... that's what I'll do. Huh the cheek of it dozy blumming cat!!
Quote by Penelope Pistop
Why good morning gentlemen!
has anyone seen the anthill boys? i'm sooo worried. the hooded claw could be anywhere. i'm so afrraid without those nice boys to escort me to the ball? poor lil' ole me!
penelope
You can have a ball with me zip Miss Pistart. Come and feel how smooth it is.
I say boys and girls, come over here a minute. Not you Miss Penelope, you go over there a minute.
<Loud whisper>
Gosh chaps, have you seen what Penelope has got on her head? :giggle: It's ..... it's ...... it's ......... a BRASSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I tell you, I have seen them on mothers washing line :shock:
I'm not going to join her darn gang! It's darn silly and darn rude!
<Loud whisper>
Gosh chaps, have you seen what Penelope has got on her head? :giggle: It's ..... it's ...... it's ......... a BRASSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I tell you, I have seen them on mothers washing line :shock:
I'm not going to join her darn gang! It's darn silly and darn rude!
Quote by Bag_Puss
You can have a ball with me zip Miss Pistart. Come and feel how smooth it is.
Is that like a PopTart
:I'm sure Miss Pistop <<<<<< moral high ground grabbing mode >>>> would be most offended by you referring to her in such a way.
And by the way, when my zip moves - people stand to attention - right? They don't yawn!!!! FFS.
And in any case when did you last see a cat lifting its leg even if it is over a glass of lemonade?
Gosh chaps, have you seen what Penelope has got on her head? It's ..... it's ...... it's ......... a BRASSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I tell you, I have seen them on mothers washing line
ahem! i think you'll find my goggles would barely cover my pert southern belle nipples, let alone my breasts! smutty little buggers! go catch some smugglers or something you annoying little oiks! sure theres lashings of ginger beer in the GFZ too.
*slips back into character*
I'm sure Miss Pistop <<<<<< moral high ground grabbing mode >>>> would be most offended by you referring to her in such a way.
why thank you zippy sir for defending my honour. you have the most refined southern manners. i'm pleased to make the acquaintance of such a noble gentleman.
Penelope
:lol:Pert Nipples.............. Oh golly gosh she said nipples :shock:
Has anyone seen my chums? They are the best chums in the world and I love them dearly. But FFS they didn't have to go galavanting off in the meadows without me ....... I feel so alone and so uuum rude, with noone to take it out on :twisted:
Will someone play with me?
Has anyone seen my chums? They are the best chums in the world and I love them dearly. But FFS they didn't have to go galavanting off in the meadows without me ....... I feel so alone and so uuum rude, with noone to take it out on :twisted:
Will someone play with me?
