Oh Zippy that's not nice
why woud u wnt to stop up the cats mouth - I thought open pussies were always welcome here :shock:
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Masked Ball III - IT'S ON NOW !!
oh my! poor lil ole me!
those anthill boys have had to rush a sick maiden aunt to casualty or something! don't know why it took all six of them, but there you go! and all those delicious bifems are playing with anne's toys over in manchester! what's a girl to do?
maybe i should take the pink compact for a spin?
*sighs*
Penelope
those anthill boys have had to rush a sick maiden aunt to casualty or something! don't know why it took all six of them, but there you go! and all those delicious bifems are playing with anne's toys over in manchester! what's a girl to do?
maybe i should take the pink compact for a spin?
*sighs*
Penelope
Quote by Bag_Puss
The rodents, my friends, did have a bit of a party lastnight. Swingers they are
But they let me watch so I don't mind
Need to sleep now because I am exhausted from all the excitement :roll:
Oi, ya flamin' cat. You're not supposed to be able to talk. Last night I stuck me tube in yer mouth and filled it up with sealant.
Another flippin' botched building job - used the f**king tube of lubricant didn't I?
Hi chums 
Oh Tra la la la la, what a beautiful day :D
So what exciting shenanigans are we going to get up to today then? :bounce: Oh boy I just love Sundays don't you?
Timmy, oh timmy, bad boy!
Leave poor BagPuss alone, you should ask nicely before playing piggy backs. Bad dog.
Does anyone care for a long glass (plastic cup cos we're kids ) of refreshing lemonade? Just made this morning by granny. :D
Just one mo, won't be long ......
wanderz off behind the hedge, sparks up a fag and chills ............ ahhhhhhh, fuck zats better
8-) 8-)
Piss off Timmy, go fuck bagpuss again, shit man dat woz funny, don't know howz I kept me cool with dat one! I wuz nearly pissin meself
Oh Tra la la la la, what a beautiful day :D
So what exciting shenanigans are we going to get up to today then? :bounce: Oh boy I just love Sundays don't you?
Timmy, oh timmy, bad boy!
Leave poor BagPuss alone, you should ask nicely before playing piggy backs. Bad dog.Does anyone care for a long glass (plastic cup cos we're kids
) of refreshing lemonade? Just made this morning by granny. :D Just one mo, won't be long ......
wanderz off behind the hedge, sparks up a fag and chills ............ ahhhhhhh, fuck zats better
8-) 8-) Piss off Timmy, go fuck bagpuss again, shit man dat woz funny, don't know howz I kept me cool with dat one! I wuz nearly pissin meself
Oh .... hi Uncs <stuffs out fag quickly>
I say, you don't think it was me puffing on that revolting thing do you? No Uncle, I have a sneaky suspision it was left behind by a dreadful rogue. I was examining it for evidence of skullduggery.
Now come along you sweet old manbearwombly thing. Let me take you across here and pour you a glass of refreshing lemonade. There you go, sit yourself down sir, I shall get it for you. Then I shall help you clear up your common and hunt for more evidence :D
<sniggerz at the twigs in the old gitz beard.> Fuck man, what sort of tv celeb iz he anyways, what kidz wanna spend time wiv a 400 year old fogey. He dont no nuffin about wot us kidz are about. <gobs and drops shoulders a further 9 inches>
<stuffs out fag quickly>I say, you don't think it was me puffing on that revolting thing do you? No Uncle, I have a sneaky suspision it was left behind by a dreadful rogue. I was examining it for evidence of skullduggery.
Now come along you sweet old manbearwombly thing. Let me take you across here and pour you a glass of refreshing lemonade. There you go, sit yourself down sir, I shall get it for you. Then I shall help you clear up your common and hunt for more evidence :D
<sniggerz at the twigs in the old gitz beard.> Fuck man, what sort of tv celeb iz he anyways, what kidz wanna spend time wiv a 400 year old fogey. He dont no nuffin about wot us kidz are about. <gobs and drops shoulders a further 9 inches>
Okey Dokey Uncle
Prepare for a wonderful relaxing massage, taught to me by Aunty Thelma, the therapist (Book 93, danger afoot on Therapist Island). There, does that feel good Uncle? Would you like it harder or softer?
Oh fuck, Im gonna puke, I swear Im gonna fuckin puke. When woz da last time da ol git woshed behind iz neck, woshed iz earz. Uz kidz dont like water, but shit man datz fuckin orrible. <discreetly massages da back of his hair into a mohawk>
Prepare for a wonderful relaxing massage, taught to me by Aunty Thelma, the therapist (Book 93, danger afoot on Therapist Island). There, does that feel good Uncle? Would you like it harder or softer?
Oh fuck, Im gonna puke, I swear Im gonna fuckin puke. When woz da last time da ol git woshed behind iz neck, woshed iz earz. Uz kidz dont like water, but shit man datz fuckin orrible. <discreetly massages da back of his hair into a mohawk>
Last time I saw him he was having an argument with a dustbin. :shock:No Bagpuss i never let anyone borrow my tube tool, im the only one allowed to use it, you have to be really careful how you squeeze it or it gushes everywhere, you don't want to get any in your eyes.
Max i think doodles was playin with K-9, im sure i heard K-9 mention something about an adaptor so he could have a bit of fun.
Max i think doodles was playin with K-9, im sure i heard K-9 mention something about an adaptor so he could have a bit of fun.
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Another flippin' botched building job - used the f**king tube of lubricant didn't I?
Yes and you need to get a different flavour because Strawberry irritated the crap out of me fur!
Using your tool to push it in with was good
Was it your own or did you borrow it off Bob?That wasn't Bob's tool that was me plunger - (I decided to becomw a plumber instead). Strawberry's all you're getting mate I got a job lot down the plumbers merchant and I've got a garage full!)
Incidentally, when are you going to hear whether the home for abused cats will let you in - shagged by Timmy, stuffed by Zippy, soaked pussy and all. I'm beginning to have some sympathy for you mate.
Hey everybody leave off my mate Baggy alright??
Hello, sorry I'm late. I went to a party with the Trumpton Fire Brigade. Wow those firemen know how to give a girl a good time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Had to do them in the right order:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
By the time Dibble had dribbled I didn't have much energy left for poor old Grubb!
Had to do them in the right order:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
By the time Dibble had dribbled I didn't have much energy left for poor old Grubb!
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Hello, sorry I'm late. I went to a party with the Trumpton Fire Brigade. Wow those firemen know how to give a girl a good time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Had to do them in the right order:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
By the time Dibble had dribbled I didn't have much energy left for poor old Grubb!
You've destroyed my illusion now. I always thought it was:
Phew, phew, mine really grew, I huffed but I didn't get up!
I suppose it still is really?
My god Florence you must all shagged out or b**ggered or something? Come here and let me chafe you with me zip.
OK, I think it is time for demasking. Apart from the Mods, can you guess who was who? (anyone can guess, even if they didn't take part in it). The participants were:
Danger Mouse
Famous Five Person
Florence
Bag Puss
Cookie Monster
Muffin The Mule
I'm Max
Great Uncle Bulgaria
Posh Paws
George from Rainbow
Zippy
Penelope Pistop
Bill and Ben
Bob the Builder
K-9
Lady Penelope and Parker
Scooby Doo was disqualified as someone made two characters!!
So let's have your guesses then ???
:? :?
Danger Mouse
Famous Five Person
Florence
Bag Puss
Cookie Monster
Muffin The Mule
I'm Max
Great Uncle Bulgaria
Posh Paws
George from Rainbow
Zippy
Penelope Pistop
Bill and Ben
Bob the Builder
K-9
Lady Penelope and Parker
Scooby Doo was disqualified as someone made two characters!!
So let's have your guesses then ???
:? :? 