Masked Ball III - IT'S ON NOW !!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Florence
Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same,
That's true. Have you seen them in the BBC Canteen - they all sit there with their bibs on!!!
Yeah but did you see what was splattered all over the bibs??

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Cookie Monster
Hello Great Uncle Bulgaria
Much action on the Common these days?
I have nice cookie for Madame Cholet :bounce:

not a lot but the wombles will be making a comeback, u can be assured of that

Quote by Posh_Paws
Sorry muffin, bulgaria and max you have nothing to offer me

OOOOOHHHH best go collect more rubbish on the common then

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
why thank you zippy sir for defending my honour. you have the most refined southern manners. i'm pleased to make the acquaintance of such a noble gentleman. Penelope

Why Miss Penelope fowa showa I doo declare that you've made my hayirs stand on end. Thaink yeeew!
FFS they were standing on end so much I caught the feckers in me zip!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by muffin_the_mule

Unsure I fancy playing with a Mule though :shock:

Are you sure ????? I am hung like a donkey lol

:lol:
Can I muff the mule then?? My 'dong's a bit hunky' :lol: :!:

16 Oct 2004

oh zippy! <tuts> ffs
just when i thought you were a nice puppet, you get all crude and make an obvious joke about muffing mules. well don't let mal hear you saying things like that. especially after the thread the other day! rolleyes

oh, and i won't offer to help you shave and avoid further embarrasing hair in zip incidents now, you've blown it.
P

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
you've blown it.

FFS! Did I miss that as well? rolleyes

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Florence
you've blown it.

FFS! Did I miss that as well? rolleyes

florence i always said you were a slapper. dylan and dougal sniffing round you all the time, and always disappearing with zebedee at bedtime! you've got a filthy mouth on you! it was a perfectly innocent comment and you turn it into some kind of filthy innuendo! i'm not impressed!
P

16 Oct 2004

Quote by muffin_the_mule

Unsure I fancy playing with a Mule though :shock:

Are you sure ????? I am hung like a donkey lol

:lol:
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy :lol:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
oh zippy! <tuts> ffs
just when i thought you were a nice puppet, you get all crude and make an obvious joke about muffing mules. well don't let mal hear you saying things like that. especially after the thread the other day!
oh, and i won't offer to help you shave and avoid further embarrasing hair in zip incidents now, you've blown it.
P

Shaving's got nothing to do with it my sweetness - they were the hairs in me teeth!!

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy

I'll bring a large pot of lube, take it slowly and be very gentle ........... hump

16 Oct 2004

well hello everybody.....
got room in this thread for a couple of mild mannered twins.......well just the one of us at the moment, as ben is busy round at little weeds, something about havin to show her his dibber.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by muffin_the_mule
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy

I'll bring a large pot of lube, take it slowly and be very gentle ........... hump

Oh My God :shock:
*Emily come and save me from the wicked Mule and take me to the shop out the way* bolt

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy

I'll bring a large pot of lube, take it slowly and be very gentle ........... hump

Oh My God :shock:
*Emily come and save me from the wicked Mule and take me to the shop out the way* bolt

Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo make a cup of tea

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Great_uncle_Bulgaria
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused

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16 Oct 2004

Oh good. Bill and Ben are here. I wonder if they're up for a bit of MMF ??

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused

:
Don't go! Do't go! It's a trick. Bungo is a codename for the lube man and making a cp of tea is what happens after he gets a dollop on his fingers....... :shock:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused

:
are you one of those poncy southern pussy's bagpuss? coffee indeed! i may be from the deep south meself, and heiress to a vast fortune, but it's tea all the way. any way that's another thread, so leave it ok!
P

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Zippy
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused

:
Don't go! Do't go! It's a trick. Bungo is a codename for the lube man and making a cp of tea is what happens after he gets a dollop on his fingers....... :shock:
Drat and double drat that's my plan foiled thanx to Zippy, will someone please put a padlock on that zipper! :twisted:

16 Oct 2004

As a newbie id like to say hi this looks like a rather interesting place to be!
Does anyone need an odd job man?
I can put up fantastic erections, they're rock solid, and can withstand serious use.
If anyone wants their pipes rodding then get intouch i have just the equipment for it, its fully adjustable and can always reach those hard to get into places.
If something needs pressure washing i have just the right hose.
I have a lot of friends who help me on the job but most of the time i do it single handed.

16 Oct 2004

Oh Bob !! I have never been good at DIY. Do you fancy giving me a hand? wink

:twisted: :twisted:

16 Oct 2004

Of course i can Florence, Bob never turns down a Job, im sure i'll have the right tool tucked in my dungarees somewhere. biggrin

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
I'mMax mmmmmm I wouldn't mind messy time with you, what you got in mind :

Quote by Florence
Florence you are such a tart :shock: :shock: :shock:
Let MY new friends settle in before you try shagging them :shock:

Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat, I've had thirty years of being banged by a Spaced out Rabbit, a Shaggy dog and a fecking Snail. Let me at the new talent :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Well looks like Iv puled :P wheres me coat?

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Penelope Pistop
are you one of those poncy southern pussy's bagpuss? coffee indeed! i may be from the deep south meself, and heiress to a vast fortune, but it's tea all the way. any way that's another thread, so leave it ok!
P

Coffe, yeah, I like a drop of the hard stuff, no milk either.
I save me milk in a dish for a good old lapping when I wake from my sleeps *YAWN*

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Florence
Oh Bob !! I have never been good at DIY. Do you fancy giving me a hand? :twisted: :twisted:

puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I see your flirting with the new commers again Florence rolleyes

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Of course i can Florence, Bob never turns down a Job, im sure i'll have the right tool tucked in my dungarees somewhere.

Bob I really hope your toys don't make too much noise with all that buzzing and stuff. I've heard Emily play with toys sometimes. My God is she noisy and so excitable :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Dunno dunno

how you could get so excited over toys :shock:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
As a newbie id like to say hi this looks like a rather interesting place to be!
Does anyone need an odd job man?
I can put up fantastic erections, they're rock solid, and can withstand serious use.
If anyone wants their pipes rodding then get intouch i have just the equipment for it, its fully adjustable and can always reach those hard to get into places.
If something needs pressure washing i have just the right hose.
I have a lot of friends who help me on the job but most of the time i do it single handed.

Is that a bob a job? :twisted:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Of course i can Florence, Bob never turns down a Job, im sure i'll have the right tool tucked in my dungarees somewhere.

Oi Bob, give you a bob to lubricate me zip. Then I can get that Floence to come and ease it back and fore once she gets out the tangle with Bill and Ben.

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob
I can put up fantastic erections, they're rock solid, and can withstand serious use.

oooooooo bob, i've come over all unnecessary! must be the heat. i'm just waiting for the anthill mob to turn up, for a bit of a dogging cum greedy girl type expedition. you're more than welcome to tag along! hope you like pink, that's my car outside?
penelope

16 Oct 2004

Max: Sometimes i bob on the job biggrin

Zippy: I'm sure i have some lube for your mouth zip somewhere, i have to be careful with the tube though it does have a tendancy to jet out uncontrolably sometimes and go everywhere. :D
Penelope: i'll cum dogging with you i'll play with your puppies and you can play with my Rotwieler. You will have to keep a tight grip on him cos he has a tendancy to jump onto pink things and hump away. :shock:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Bob_The_Builder
Zippy: I'm sure i have some lube for your mouth zip somewhere, i have to be careful with the tube though it does have a tendancy to jet out uncontrolably sometimes and go everywhere.

Ooooooh now Geoffrey, I think I'd like to be a builder - being a builder would be good wouldn't it Geoffrey? I think George is a bit of a builder Geoffrey - he's says give him a bob and he'll do anything. Mind you judging by most of the builders I know I think Bungle would probably be more like a builder.
I want a lube tube like Bob so I can grease up Penelope and Florence. I also want a large tube of sealant to stop up the baggy cat's mouth!