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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Erectoman
Warming the Bed
Quote by Artemis
Right I'm back!
Rebuilding all those buildings took a bit longer than I thought it would.
Right which one of you lovely ladies wants to come and see my erection?
.

whip I like erections.... :grin:
Shall we meet in the 'vestibule' wink .
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Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
Quote by Batfink2007
Me too, but not when people are falling from them.
My wings are strong but they're not strong enough to catch damsels in distress. Either that, or I'm just a lazy bat.
dunno

<<<<<<<<<<<Puts on a damsel in distress act just to test out Batfink's credentials :lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?

Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal:
mmmm.... I can be partial to the odd goddess now and then... kiss
Unknown User
Quote by Erectoman
Right I'm back!
Rebuilding all those buildings took a bit longer than I thought it would.
Right which one of you lovely ladies wants to come and see my erection?
.

whip I like erections.... :grin:
Shall we meet in the 'vestibule' wink .
.
.
Oh the vestibule.... that sounds like a very holy place to be... may I sit on it?
Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
Quote by Artemis

Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?

Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal:
mmmm.... I can be partial to the odd goddess now and then... kiss
:kiss: Now they are the kind of words a superheroine likes to hear, they give her the power and energy to go stuff the bad guys, metaphorically speaking of course!! :giggle:
Batfink2007
Forum Virgin
*rushes to help buffy*
Now what credentials would the lady like to test out? :rascal:
Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
Quote by Batfink2007
*rushes to help buffy*
Now what credentials would the lady like to test out? :rascal:

Well just stay in that pose and I'll be able to access all the credentials I need to test out right there :rascal:
Batfink2007
Forum Virgin
You won't be stabbing me with any of those sharp pointy sticks you carry around though...
Will you?
*wonders if penfold will save me*
Unknown User
Well, I need to and seek my god/goddess this evening, so won't be around... I shall of course be back later on, greedy for love, horny to the touch and dying to get my hand on those erections :rascal: cool
Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
Quote by Batfink2007
You won't be stabbing me with any of those sharp pointy sticks you carry around though...
Will you?
*wonders if penfold will save me*

Only if you ask very very nicely, oh you don't mean my nails then?? :grin:
Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
Quote by Artemis
Well, I need to and seek my god/goddess this evening, so won't be around... I shall of course be back later on, greedy for love, horny to the touch and dying to get my hand on those erections :rascal: cool

Enjoy your mission Artemis, take no prisoners!!! biggrin
Buffyvampslayer
Sexlightened
I too must depart, for we superheroines have needs too :rascal:
Til later...When I will be back to seek out the evil demons who destroy our world to feed their thirst for money and wealth. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore :giggle:
Mr_muddle
Warming the Bed
*walks in to find 3 puddles of water on the bar* confused
I'll have a G&T, but go steady with the T.
I'll have it in a double cornet with a wafer please biggrin
Or maybe in a tub with a flake
Or a flakey tub cornet :?
What did I ask for again? :?
Poetica
Forum Virgin
Good evening to you all
So sorry I am late.
I was out last night till half past three
And internet had to wait.
So this is my first foray
Into the world of the masquerade
My other self is rather shy;
This one needs to get laid
Ive set up my new account
I'm feeling kinda frisky
I've steadied my nerves with a small G&T
And half a pint of whisky lol
Penfold2007
Forum Virgin
Quote by Poetica
This one needs to get laid
I'm feeling kinda frisky

:inlove:
Poetica
Forum Virgin
Thanks for your iconic response
You've gotten me in a lather
Fancy joining me in a drink
And a bit of hows yer father?
Penfold2007
Forum Virgin
Quote by Poetica
Thanks for your iconic response
You've gotten me in a lather
Fancy joining me in a drink
And a bit of hows yer father?

Bloomin eck Poetica
I'll get me keys
Captain_areola
Warming the Bed
Quote by Poetica
Thanks for your iconic response
You've gotten me in a lather
Fancy joining me in a drink
And a bit of hows yer father?

Was that a question to anyone :twisted:
Cybergirl
Warming the Bed
Quote by Penfold2007
Thanks for your iconic response
You've gotten me in a lather
Fancy joining me in a drink
And a bit of hows yer father?

Bloomin eck Poetica
I'll get me keys
Blimey! Two posts and she's pulled already! Thats pretty impressive cool
Right so do we have a bar person tonight or shall we just help ourselves biggrin
Huntress
Warming the Bed
Well I'm pleased to see you standing proud & prompt Captain :P
Poetica
Forum Virgin
Thank you captain for your enquiry
My areolas do need attention
And should i require any further recruits
Your name will be the first I mention
Penfold2007
Forum Virgin
Quote by Cybergirl
Right so do we have a bar person tonight or shall we just help ourselves biggrin

I'll get yours
:cheers:
Captain_areola
Warming the Bed
Quote by Huntress
Well I'm pleased to see you standing proud & prompt Captain :P

I told you I'd be ready and waiting :twisted:
Huntress
Warming the Bed
Ok big boy, show me your powers :twisted:
Captain_areola
Warming the Bed
Quote by Poetica
Thank you captain for your enquiry
My areolas do need attention
And should i require any further recruits
Your name will be the first I mention

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm areolas, bring them to the Captain and let me protect them :rascal:
Captain_areola
Warming the Bed
Quote by Huntress
Ok big boy, show me your powers :twisted:

Come round the back of the chicken sheds babe and I'll show you just how powerful I can be :twisted:
Huntress
Warming the Bed
The back of the chicken sheds???? :shock:
Im a superhero, give me some class! Where is the nearest car park???
Cybergirl
Warming the Bed
Quote by Penfold2007
I'll get yours
:cheers:

ohhh, thank you Penfold, can you pass me a packet of crisps while you're up as well biggrin
Right fellow superheroes, whats the plan of attack for this evening? :D
Captain_areola
Warming the Bed
Quote by Huntress
The back of the chicken sheds???? :shock:
Im a superhero, give me some class! Where is the nearest car park???

Why? Are you going to give me a ride in your car :rascal:
Huntress
Warming the Bed
Well dogging does sound like fun hump