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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Captain_areola
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It sounds like fun but I think I might have peaked too early redface
Huntress
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rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:
Captain_areola
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You have no idea how hard it is being a man that has spent so long protecting areolas that he has not had any real fun for a very long time redface
Fahrenheit
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Awww you started the party without me :cry:
Captain_areola
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Quote by Fahrenheit
Awww you started the party without me :cry:

I think I finished my party too redface
Could you help me re-start it darlin :twisted:
Tell me about your areolas :twisted:
Fahrenheit
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Quote by Captain_areola
Awww you started the party without me :cry:

I think I finished my party too redface
Could you help me re-start it darlin :twisted:
Tell me about your areolas :twisted:
Pointy, pert and prone to combustion wink
Captain_areola
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Quote by Fahrenheit
Pointy, pert and prone to combustion wink

Crap, I'm done again redface
Fahrenheit
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I gotta find me a man with staying power rolleyes
Cybergirl
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Quote by Fahrenheit
I gotta find me a man with staying power rolleyes

Does it have to be a man dunno
Fahrenheit
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Quote by Cybergirl
I gotta find me a man with staying power rolleyes

Does it have to be a man dunno
Don't know cool Why? do you have something that might tempt me :twisted:
Cybergirl
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Quote by Fahrenheit
Don't know cool Why? do you have something that might tempt me :twisted:

I've got a few hot things that might tempt you, although I guess the fire extinguisher is out of the question dunno
Fahrenheit
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Quote by Cybergirl

Don't know cool Why? do you have something that might tempt me :twisted:

I've got a few hot things that might tempt you, although I guess the fire extinguisher is out of the question dunno
:scared: wash your mouth out you evil wench evil
Cybergirl
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Quote by Fahrenheit

Don't know cool Why? do you have something that might tempt me :twisted:

I've got a few hot things that might tempt you, although I guess the fire extinguisher is out of the question dunno
:scared: wash your mouth out you evil wench evil
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mr_muddle
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Quote by Huntress
rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:

Not really qualified as a superhero... ,<cough>... ahem, in fact only here for the Mr Man convention confused
But premature ejaculation is my forté, the thing I am super at! biggrin
*dons cape and pants*

Where d'ya want me babe? :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Poetica
Good evening to you all
So sorry I am late.
I was out last night till half past three
And internet had to wait.
So this is my first foray
Into the world of the masquerade
My other self is rather shy;
This one needs to get laid
Ive set up my new account
I'm feeling kinda frisky
I've steadied my nerves with a small G&T
And half a pint of whisky lol

aaah the poet... I go all goey for the poet :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Huntress
rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:

rotflmao
Right I am back, and oh am I horny to the extreme, I need a valiant man (or woman) to come lie with me and we shall talk about carnal sins... or maybe just hump
Erectoman
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Quote by Artemis
Good evening to you all
So sorry I am late.
I was out last night till half past three
And internet had to wait.
So this is my first foray
Into the world of the masquerade
My other self is rather shy;
This one needs to get laid
Ive set up my new account
I'm feeling kinda frisky
I've steadied my nerves with a small G&T
And half a pint of whisky lol

aaah the poet... I go all goey for the poet :lol:
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He's big and strong,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He can become long,
Erectoman, Erectoman
Look out for his kiss,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He loves Artemis.
Gooey yet?
wink
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Erectoman
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Quote by Artemis
rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:

rotflmao
Right I am back, and oh am I horny to the extreme, I need a valiant man (or woman) to come lie with me and we shall talk about carnal sins... or maybe just hump
I just left all me carnal sins in yer vestibule, I think? confused
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Erectoman
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Where's that Buffy? I hope she hasn't been licked - she's got some slaying to do I reckon.
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Erectoman
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Oi Captain!
Are you the areola borealis - or are you the areola erectus?
If yer the latter, I might have an interesting little project for you. wink
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Unknown User
Quote by Erectoman
rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:

rotflmao
Right I am back, and oh am I horny to the extreme, I need a valiant man (or woman) to come lie with me and we shall talk about carnal sins... or maybe just hump
I just left all me carnal sins in yer vestibule, I think? confused
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I know where they are :rascal: ... whip come
Thrud
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Thrud awakes from the sleep of ages, shrugs of the Hop induced stupor and prepares for a whole new day of adventuring in the traditional barbarian fashion……..
"Beer"!
Erectoman
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Quote by Artemis
rolleyes Just my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:

rotflmao
Right I am back, and oh am I horny to the extreme, I need a valiant man (or woman) to come lie with me and we shall talk about carnal sins... or maybe just hump
I just left all me carnal sins in yer vestibule, I think? confused
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I know where they are :rascal: ... whip come
I think I just did. wink redface
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Thrud
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Thrud eyes up wonder-pets and considers if they would go well in a Hobbit burger………
so begins the first quest of the day, food!
Hiro_nakamura
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>>>>>>peeks round the door to see if Thrud is around>>>>>>>
Hiro_nakamura
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Well dogging does sound like fun hump

What is dogging it sounds like fun :mrgreen:
Erectoman
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
Well dogging does sound like fun hump

What is dogging it sounds like fun :mrgreen:
Ancient British ritual, where people park their cars around sex. Bit similar to drive-in Sumo wrestling.
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Fahrenheit
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Quote by Thrud
Thrud eyes up wonder-pets and considers if they would go well in a Hobbit burger………
so begins the first quest of the day, food!

Come and see me Thrud and let me twiddle your molecules.
You'll soon forget about "beer"
Hiro_nakamura
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Quote by Erectoman
Well dogging does sound like fun hump

What is dogging it sounds like fun :mrgreen:
Ancient British ritual, where people park their cars around sex. Bit similar to drive-in Sumo wrestling.
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where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals
Mr_muddle
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

*ahem* <cough>..... Anorak mate, this Ancient Rituals girl ...... like any chance I can have a try on her too? *taps nose* like, maybe, put a good word in for me? <wink>