Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

20 May 2007

Important message from the 'other' side!! (No, not ITV! :shock: )
I shall be revealing the names of the Superheroes after 10pm tonight. You may begin guessing who each of you are after 9pm. This is still only for the players, not the mere mortal members!! lol

However, you have now been set a task, for those brave enough to face it!:shock:
We have reports from the planet Clitoris. (The female superheroes will know where this is, the male members should just ask!)
After many years of continual neglect, the planet is becoming very barren and dry. They need assistance to bring it back to it's former glory (That's former glory, lads, not morning glory!)
You must use all your super skills to bring this planet back to life and fight off any evil foes from the planet Dildo who have been know to wreak havoc in the area.
Tread carefully, my friends. You go where many have tried and so few have succeeded.
To Infinity and Beyond!!!!! :borg:

20 May 2007

Calling all female superheroes please show me the way to THE CLITORIS I have a large dildo to fight duel

so that I may bring back the natural moistness that is THE CLITORIS

20 May 2007

I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris" confused

It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it sad

How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Come behold the fertile Artemis,
She of the hunt and animal wild,
Appollo, he soars high in the heavens,
But caress me well, Oh Leto's child.

blimey... I'm nearly there!
told you she would hear you lol

And I wasn't SHOUTING - I was just being a bit obvious.
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20 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle
I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris"
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?

you know the way to THE CLITORUS you must show me so that i can inject some moistness there

20 May 2007

Errr Mr Mal - do you mean summat like this?
<< to be sung to the tune of Doddy's 'Happiness' >>
Oh Clitoris, Clitoris,
The greatest thing on Artemis,
I thank the Lord, who gave me this,
Access to Arty's cl-ii-t-oooo-r-iiiisss!
Altogether now.....!
.

20 May 2007

One vampslayer in need of TLC. The downside to being a superheroine is that we do tend to get supersized hangovers rolleyes

Now I'm feeling almost human I'll take up Mal's challenge, I'll do all that I can for Clitoris :rascal:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris"
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?

you know the way to THE CLITORUS you must show me so that i can inject some moistness there
Sure, I got mine from B&Q garden department biggrin

Careful though, cos they're spikey and I still can't get the prick out my bum! :?

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
One vampslayer in need of TLC. The downside to being a superheroine is that we do tend to get supersized hangovers
Now I'm feeling almost human I'll take up Mal's challenge, I'll do all that I can for Clitoris :rascal:

Can I help?? - look I've sorted yer colours out for you (I think) kiss

.

20 May 2007

<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
One vampslayer in need of TLC. The downside to being a superheroine is that we do tend to get supersized hangovers
Now I'm feeling almost human I'll take up Mal's challenge, I'll do all that I can for Clitoris :rascal:

Can I help?? - look I've sorted yer colours out for you (I think) kiss

.
Why thank you Erectoman :kiss: I don't seem to be able to use my fingers this evening do I? :lol2: Looks like I could do with some help in more ways than one. Not a hope of saving Clitoris if they won't work :grin:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?

20 May 2007

OK guys - things to do to stop Clitoris becoming barren and dry.
1) Warm it
2) Caress it
3) Stroke it
4) Lick it
5) Blow on it gently
6) Suck it
Now all of this OK but in fact it produces the moisture in the wrong place - it starts raining on the planet Vulva instead. So now we have to get the moisture to the right place - yup, it is now a transportation problem.
I'd like to say that this is where my erection comes in but that's not true (it comes later redface

Oh jeez - someone grab this shovel out of my hand please).
So who's gonna solve the transportation problem?
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20 May 2007

Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?
There is eating involved yes my dear Thrud, here let me guide you :grin:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:
rotflmao

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Why thank you Erectoman I don't seem to be able to use my fingers this evening do I? :lol2: Looks like I could do with some help in more ways than one. Not a hope of saving Clitoris if they won't work :grin:

Now yer gonna have to get out of this DIY frame of mind and lie back and think of Transylvania :twisted:
.

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
OK guys - things to do to stop Clitoris becoming barren and dry.
1) Warm it
2) Caress it
3) Stroke it
4) Lick it
5) Blow on it gently
6) Suck it
Now all of this OK but in fact it produces the moisture in the wrong place - it starts raining on the planet Vulva instead. So now we have to get the moisture to the right place - yup, it is now a transportation problem.
I'd like to say that this is where my erection comes in but that's not true (it comes later Oh jeez - someone grab this shovel out of my hand please).
So who's gonna solve the transportation problem?
.

Anyone got a Super Mop? surprised

ops:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused

:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:
So am I but I have long stretchy arms.
Has anyone seen my latest erection?
.

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
shall we oil each other up then

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused

:
Well I can see I'm not going to have to warm yours - it's already HOT.
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
.

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman

Why thank you Erectoman I don't seem to be able to use my fingers this evening do I? :lol2: Looks like I could do with some help in more ways than one. Not a hope of saving Clitoris if they won't work :grin:

Now yer gonna have to get out of this DIY frame of mind and lie back and think of Transylvania :twisted:
.
Mmmmmm Buffy doesn't wait to be asked twice, and wonders if there's a chance he might Stoker too :grin:

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:
So am I but I have long stretchy arms.
Has anyone seen my latest erection?
.
Yes it's buried in my backside at the moment ffs I'm trying to save a planet here evil

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused

:
Well I can see I'm not going to have to warm yours - it's already HOT.
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
.
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused

:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D