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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Quote by Mr_muddle
where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

*ahem* <cough>..... Anorak mate, this Ancient Rituals girl ...... like any chance I can have a try on her too? *taps nose* like, maybe, put a good word in for me? <wink>
of course more people more fun i tink we just need to find them. 2 single guys looking for a female sounds familiar :giggle:
did someone mention RSCU?
well... can't complain at the pay we'll recieve, but once again, Clang has been sliding up down shafts all night.. helping the happless... and as for me, well...the *tools of the trade* did find the occassional use... but sadly.. we must once again be firing-up the Dubya-Bird III and sorting out them that need it... it's a tough job...
is that what you earth bound hero types call dogging?
S & C
Quote by Erectoman
Good evening to you all
So sorry I am late.
I was out last night till half past three
And internet had to wait.
So this is my first foray
Into the world of the masquerade
My other self is rather shy;
This one needs to get laid
Ive set up my new account
I'm feeling kinda frisky
I've steadied my nerves with a small G&T
And half a pint of whisky lol

aaah the poet... I go all goey for the poet :lol:
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He's big and strong,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He can become long,
Erectoman, Erectoman
Look out for his kiss,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He loves Artemis.
Gooey yet?
wink
.
moderately... getting there, come come talk some more... :thrilled:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

wave you can try a ritual on me.. but beware, I may enjoy it :grin:
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
Clang has been sliding up down shafts all night..

Damn and blast, I'm done again redface
Quote by Captain_areola
Clang has been sliding up down shafts all night..

Damn and blast, I'm done again redface
Can I sit on your bucket Captain?? :rascal:
Quote by Artemis
Can I sit on your bucket Captain?? :rascal:

Will you show me your areolas?:twisted:
and bring the kleenex redface
Quote by Captain_areola

Can I sit on your bucket Captain?? :rascal:

Will you show me your areolas?:twisted:
I certainly will my good man, but I prewarn you they are rather big... your dear face may be enveloped by them..
and bring the kleenex redface
is that to wipe your bucket after I've sat on it? innocent
Quote by Artemis
I certainly will my good man, but I prewarn you they are rather big... your dear face may be enveloped by them..

Bloody great, the larger the better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Artemis
and bring the kleenex redface
is that to wipe your bucket after I've sat on it? innocent
I love a woman with a damp patch :inlove:

(this is soooooooo going to come back to haught me when this game is over)
Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:
Quote by Captain_areola
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:
:hunk:
Maybe we could have one each?
Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

That time already?
Anyone want a Horlicks before bed?
Quote by Mr_muddle
Afternoon all :grin:

That time already?
Anyone want a Horlicks before bed?
Horlicks? :doh:
If you are that aged should you be on a swinging site?
Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:
:hunk:
Maybe we could have one each?
Its ok, I won't be very long redface
Quote by Captain_areola
Afternoon all :grin:

I was ere first Professor so leave the areolas to me :boxing:
:hunk:
Maybe we could have one each?
Its ok, I won't be very long redface
Well I've got a packet of travel Kleenex in my breast pocket, I'll leave them on the table for you. lol
Quote by Mr_muddle
That time already?
Anyone want a Horlicks before bed?

Thats right Mr_Muddle, time for bed. Leave the ladies to us real men hey Prefessor :thumbup:
you are more than welcome to lick my areola, though they make break your teeth!
Quote by Professor_x
Well I've got a packet of travel Kleenex in my breast pocket, I'll leave them on the table for you. lol

Shit, you said the word breast FFS!
I'm done redface
Quote by Captain_areola

Well I've got a packet of travel Kleenex in my breast pocket, I'll leave them on the table for you. lol

Shit, you said the word breast FFS!
I'm done redface
lightweight!
Quote by Bat-minx
you are more than welcome to lick my areola, though they make break your teeth!

I'll take my teeth out :twisted:
*Lick, lickity, slobber, slurp, nibble, suck, mmmmmmmmm
Quote by Captain_areola
you are more than welcome to lick my areola, though they make break your teeth!

I'll take my teeth out :twisted:
*Lick, lickity, slobber, slurp, nibble, suck, mmmmmmmmm
you so know how to impress a bat, dontchya rolleyes
Quote by Bat-minx
you are more than welcome to lick my areola, though they make break your teeth!

I'll take my teeth out :twisted:
*Lick, lickity, slobber, slurp, nibble, suck, mmmmmmmmm
you so know how to impress a bat, dontchya rolleyes
Hey I'm trying my best but with nipples of steel its not easy :eeek:
Quote by Artemis

where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

wave you can try a ritual on me.. but beware, I may enjoy it :grin:
whip a bit of this first to soften you up :twisted:
Quote by Artemis
Good evening to you all
So sorry I am late.
I was out last night till half past three
And internet had to wait.
So this is my first foray
Into the world of the masquerade
My other self is rather shy;
This one needs to get laid
Ive set up my new account
I'm feeling kinda frisky
I've steadied my nerves with a small G&T
And half a pint of whisky lol

aaah the poet... I go all goey for the poet :lol:
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He's big and strong,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He can become long,
Erectoman, Erectoman
Look out for his kiss,
Erectoman, Erectoman,
He loves Artemis.
Gooey yet?
wink
.
moderately... getting there, come come talk some more... :thrilled:
Come behold the fertile Artemis,
She of the hunt and animal wild,
Appollo, he soars high in the heavens,
But caress me well, Oh Leto's child.

.
YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT ERECTOMAN I KNOW YOU LOUD BUT WE NOT DEAF, IM SURE SHE CAN HEAR YOU
Quote by Professor_x
Afternoon all :grin:

sillyhwoar: 'ello sexy man
Quote by Erectoman

Come behold the fertile Artemis,
She of the hunt and animal wild,
Appollo, he soars high in the heavens,
But caress me well, Oh Leto's child.

blimey... I'm nearly there!
please don't fight over my areola's my dear men there are plenty for you all to suckle on.. :haha: and I'm sure the other ladies of the sky will be along and you can have a taster of theirs too.. :lickface:
Quote by Artemis

Come behold the fertile Artemis,
She of the hunt and animal wild,
Appollo, he soars high in the heavens,
But caress me well, Oh Leto's child.

blimey... I'm nearly there!
told you she would hear you lol