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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
Well I can see I'm not going to have to warm yours - it's already HOT.
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
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Bubbling nicely as we speak!
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
shall we oil each other up then
OK Hiro - turn on the satnav and here we go!! I'll get the bucket of oil.
Dammit - bloody satnav - sent us up a dead-end again. Oi! there's no lighting in here....... :shock:
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Quote by Buffyvampslayer

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused Edit - see it now...your hands really aren'tworking too well are they. Just relax and let me lower you back and I'll take over.
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Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?
There is eating involved yes my dear Thrud, here let me guide you :grin:
Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
shall we oil each other up then
OK Hiro - turn on the satnav and here we go!! I'll get the bucket of oil.
Dammit - bloody satnav - sent us up a dead-end again. Oi! there's no lighting in here....... :shock:
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OMG whatch were you sticking your erections matey
Quote by Erectoman

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused
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Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?
There is eating involved yes my dear Thrud, here let me guide you :grin:
Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke
Catlike ------ Thrud dunno rotflmao
Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Just you watch where you are wielding that axe Thrud :eeek: And the more hands the merrier :twisted:
Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Hey evil I prefer my hands to be attached to their arms thank you Mr all muscle no brains :roll:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused
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Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad :(
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Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Hey evil I prefer my hands to be attached to their arms thank you Mr all muscle no brains :roll:
Thrud quietly puts the bucket of hands in the bin, no pleasing some people. :roll:
Quote by Erectoman

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused
.
Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad :(
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It must've been all the hands, works every time wink
Quote by Thrud
Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke

<<<<< knew she shouldn't have had that tin of tuna for lunch rolleyes
Quote by Erectoman

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused
.
Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad :(
.
Noooo nooooo, not saved yet, this quest is a lengthy one :twisted:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke

<<<<< knew she shouldn't have had that tin of tuna for lunch rolleyes
Can a superheroine say, "Eeeeewwwwwww" confused:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

rotflmao
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused
.
Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad :(
.
Noooo nooooo, not saved yet, this quest is a lengthy one :twisted:
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then
Quote by Fahrenheit

Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke

<<<<< knew she shouldn't have had that tin of tuna for lunch rolleyes
Can a superheroine say, "Eeeeewwwwwww" confused:
Yes but you have to do it is a masterly heroic kind of way :giggle:
It's not a job for the fainthearted mr nikynaky whatever you are!
Quote by Fahrenheit

Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke

<<<<< knew she shouldn't have had that tin of tuna for lunch rolleyes
Can a superheroine say, "Eeeeewwwwwww" confused:
Thrud looks about for the little pussy, what went Eeeeeeewwww........
Thrud likes pussys
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud looks about for the little pussy, what went Eeeeeeewwww........
Thrud likes pussys

<<<<<< has been known to puurrrrrrrrrrrr :giggle:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
Please let me help you get wet :rascal:
I'll bring my big hose :twisted:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
ok well deep breath im going for THE CLITORUS I might be gone for some time
Quote by Captain_areola

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
Please let me help you get wet :rascal:
I'll bring my big hose :twisted:
You have to get me on fire first before using that hose on me :grin:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

You have to get me on fire first before using that hose on me :grin:

I have a box of matches dunno
Quote by Hiro_nakamura

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
ok well deep breath im going for THE CLITORUS I might be gone for some time
Did you not do your super heros deep sea diving course? A must for all heroes and heroines engaged in this quest. Plenty of practice is required and homework is given every night.
Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
Please let me help you get wet :rascal:
I'll bring my big hose :twisted:
You have to get me on fire first before using that hose on me :grin:
From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot rolleyes