Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
ok well deep breath im going for THE CLITORUS I might be gone for some time
Did you not do your super heros deep sea diving course? A must for all heroes and heroines engaged in this quest. Plenty of practice is required and homework is given every night.
mnmnmmmm bit ,mmnmnmmnmmmmmm late mmmmmnnnmnmnmnmn now mnmnmnmnmnnmm

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

You have to get me on fire first before using that hose on me :grin:

I have a box of matches dunno

You struck out there then Captain :lol2:
Just how big is that hose by the way :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
mnmnmmmm bit ,mmnmnmmnmmmmmm late mmmmmnnnmnmnmnmn now mnmnmnmnmnnmm

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:

20 May 2007

mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Just how big is that hose by the way :twisted:

Why don't you find yourself a tape measure and see for yourself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

Buffy is between waxes :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Just how big is that hose by the way :twisted:

Why don't you find yourself a tape measure and see for yourself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmnmnmmmmm borrow mmmnmmmnmnmm my mnmmmnmnnmnm microslide nmnmnnmmnmmnm should mnmnmnmmmmmm plenty mmnmmnnmnmn long mnmnmnmnmnmnmm enough

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused

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Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad

:(
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Noooo nooooo, not saved yet, this quest is a lengthy one :twisted:
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then
I told you it's soaking on the planet Vulva! we've got to work out a way of transporting it to Clitoris.
Somebody must have a suggestion! ????
Failing that I'll have to use the piping inside one of my erections.
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20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Just how big is that hose by the way :twisted:

Why don't you find yourself a tape measure and see for yourself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
redface

Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

Buffy is between waxes :lol2:
Should'nt that be muffy is between waxes ???

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
mmmnmnmmmmm borrow mmmnmmmnmnmm my mnmmmnmnnmnm microslide nmnmnnmmnmmnm should mnmnmnmmmmmm plenty mmnmmnnmnmn long mnmnmnmnmnmnmm enough

Oi you cheeky four eyed git :kick:
I'd challenge you to a cock joust any day!

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

Buffy is between waxes :lol2:
Should'nt that be muffy is between waxes ???
rotflmao

Yes Buffy's muffy needs sorting

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit

From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But then you've turned me down once before innocent

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

Buffy is between waxes :lol2:
Should'nt that be muffy is between waxes ???
rotflmao

Yes Buffy's muffy needs sorting
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: blink

Shurrup you're getting silly now :laughabove:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

Pain, I like your thinking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2007

I told you it's soaking on the planet Vulva! we've got to work out a way of transporting it to Clitoris.
Somebody must have a suggestion! ????
Failing that I'll have to use the piping inside one of my erections.

so have I cum to THE CLITORUS to soon then
I'm lost stupid satnav should have read the map

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

mmmnmnmmmmm borrow mmmnmmmnmnmm my mnmmmnmnnmnm microslide nmnmnnmmnmmnm should mnmnmnmmmmmm plenty mmnmmnnmnmn long mnmnmnmnmnmnmm enough

Oi you cheeky four eyed git :kick:
I'd challenge you to a cock joust any day!
Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

Pain, I like your thinking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Buffy had a pm from the other side, he wanted me to try cock torture on him, I'll have to remember this one :giggle:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface

I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I told you it's soaking on the planet Vulva! we've got to work out a way of transporting it to Clitoris.
Somebody must have a suggestion! ????
Failing that I'll have to use the piping inside one of my erections.

so have I cum to THE CLITORUS to soon then
I'm lost stupid satnav should have read the map
Well Farenheit did bring some with her smackbottom

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

Pain, I like your thinking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Buffy had a pm from the other side, he wanted me to try cock torture on him, I'll have to remember this one :giggle:
Chicken chokers get everywhere

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface

I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:
Sounds like an average night in the Superhero SuperCam chatrooms rotflmao

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface

I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:
if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But then you've turned me down once before innocent

I never turn folk down, I just gently ask to be excused :giggle:

20 May 2007

Quote by Thrud

Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

Pain, I like your thinking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Buffy had a pm from the other side, he wanted me to try cock torture on him, I'll have to remember this one :giggle:
Chicken chokers get everywhere
Run Superchicken Run!! :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit

From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But then you've turned me down once before innocent

I never turn folk down, I just gently ask to be excused :giggle:
just dont excuse yourself over me im not into that sort of thing

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface

I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:
if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again
Good point Hiro!!

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

I'm not scared, his axe won't get through my girth :smug:
(OK now I'm pissing myself at my own bollox)