Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But then you've turned me down once before innocent

I never turn folk down, I just gently ask to be excused :giggle:
just dont excuse yourself over me im not into that sort of thing
Mmm now there's a thought :twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

I'm not scared, his axe won't get through my girth :smug:
(OK now I'm pissing myself at my own bollox)
Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

I'm not scared, his axe won't get through my girth :smug:
(OK now I'm pissing myself at my own bollox)

:rotflmao:
I was going to offer to try and bite through it but I'm in stitches too

20 May 2007

Quote by Thrud
Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
:rotflmao:
I was going to offer to try and bite through it but I'm in stitches too

You're not biting my cock :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Well only gently :twisted::twisted::twisted:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:

20 May 2007

well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno

>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now

You said vulva redface

I'll be back in a minute bolt

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
:rotflmao:
I was going to offer to try and bite through it but I'm in stitches too

You're not biting my cock :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Well only gently :twisted::twisted::twisted:
Is suddenly feeling peckish :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now
>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

To quote Farenheit "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww" :giggle:

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now

You said vulva redface

I'll be back in a minute bolt

Lot of bloody use you are in the quest to save Planet Clitoris :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now
>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

To quote Farenheit "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww" :giggle:
well it was still a bit dry and barren tried my hardest just did not hit the moist spot
>>>>>consults map again to be pointed in write direction>>>>>>>

20 May 2007

Quote by Thrud

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Lot of bloody use you are in the quest to save Planet Clitoris :lol2:

What do you epxect, I'm male rolleyes

Or am I

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now
>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

To quote Farenheit "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww" :giggle:
well it was still a bit dry and barren tried my hardest just did not hit the moist spot
>>>>>consults map again to be pointed in write direction>>>>>>>
<<<<<<< forgot to take her HRT rolleyes

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:
even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Lot of bloody use you are in the quest to save Planet Clitoris :lol2:

What do you epxect, I'm male rolleyes

Or am I

Very true Darlin' :giggle:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:
even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women
And that's where you went wrong :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:
even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women
And that's where you went wrong :lol2:
well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women

Not surprised if you're driving a Vulva confused

Porsche I say, can't go wrong with them! They hit the spot cool

20 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle

even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women

Not surprised if you're driving a Vulva confused

Porsche I say, can't go wrong with them!
rotflmao

Will never be able to look at a volvo again without thinking vulva :lol2:

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????
last time i trust a womans directions

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now

You said vulva redface

I'll be back in a minute bolt

He meant the planet Vulva - where moisture gushes (if yer lucky) when you come into contact with planet Clitoris.
We've got to work out a way to get the moisture from Vulva to Clitoris.
What if all we superheroes put our pipes together - do think that will get clitoris wet?
.

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????
last time i trust a womans directions
:giggle: Planet Clitoris is doomed!!!

20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now

You said vulva redface

I'll be back in a minute bolt

He meant the planet Vulva - where moisture gushes (if yer lucky) when you come into contact with planet Clitoris.
We've got to work out a way to get the moisture from Vulva to Clitoris.
What if all we superheroes put our pipes together - do think that will get clitoris wet?
.
I do!!! :rascal:

20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????
last time i trust a womans directions
:giggle: Planet Clitoris is doomed!!!
it will become all dried up and haggered, no one will want to visit her not even SH can help her now it seems
do you think some extras might help ?

20 May 2007

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
PMSL
I SAW

20 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
PMSL
I SAW

Piss off!

ops: :oops: :oops:
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20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
PMSL
I SAW

Piss off!

ops: :oops: :oops:
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has your mighty erections taken a droop