Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:

Hmmm had a super chicken sandwich fer lunch today.
Is your super power regeneration then matey? wink

Hey Buffs, you can come and slay me if you like. I could show you one of me erections at the same time :wink: .
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18 May 2007

Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Yes ....... when not erect & folded in half! :rascal:

KerrrrrBBBBBBBANGGGGGGGG!
You called?
Erectoman at your service!
I've been banging on the door for an hour and all i've had is someone trying to sell me an upgrade to a place called Heaven. confused

Here I am large and warmhearted - ready to do some erections. (I'm famous for quite a few fine ones I can tell you but I'm too modest to be specific wink

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Apart from that I'm told I'm a bit loud and clumsy but I can stretch a long way.
Ho-hum.
:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:
poke

and what am i a bit of shusi
Sorry Hiro kiss

but you keep buggaring off to look for your sword or is that to pork sword? :lol2:
Sushi eh?, not sure about that but I do have a taste for raw meat :giggle:

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
That's nothing - I can reach you from here. Just lie back and let me ease the binary from your spine.
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:shock: Arms herself with her stake
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Hey hold it - HOLD IT! I've just got stretchy arms that's all.
When I said you can come and slay me I didn't mean it literally :scared:
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18 May 2007

*Du Da Duuuu Diddly Du Da Duuuu*
Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

18 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman

:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:

Hmmm had a super chicken sandwich fer lunch today.
Is your super power regeneration then matey? wink

Hey Buffs, you can come and slay me if you like. I could show you one of me erections at the same time :wink: .
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Sooo you could be a vamp in disguise trying to throw me off the scent eh??.... No not of Supergirls knickers smackbottom

All this talk of erections and you think I'll just lay down my trusty stake and come running huh?
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Ok you are on :lol2:

18 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
That's nothing - I can reach you from here. Just lie back and let me ease the binary from your spine.
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:shock: Arms herself with her stake
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Hey hold it - HOLD IT! I've just got stretchy arms that's all.
When I said you can come and slay me I didn't mean it literally :scared:
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Phew!!! Had visions of a 6 mile long super cock then :scared: Now that would give Superchicken a run for his money :grin:

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

Apparently Elvis isnt in the building?

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
*Du Da Duuuu Diddly Du Da Duuuu*
Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

:welcome: Grab a drink and then let me direct you to some nipples that need some hero worship :rascal:
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18 May 2007

Quote by Superchicken

Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

Apparently Elvis isnt in the building?
Nah he's been all shook up and took off since SuperGirl flew by sans knickers :shock:

18 May 2007

Quote by Superchicken

Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

Apparently Elvis isnt in the building?
Who needs Elvis when I'm here dunno

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
*Du Da Duuuu Diddly Du Da Duuuu*
Captain Areola is in the buidling :twisted:

:welcome: Grab a drink and then let me direct you to some nipples that need some hero worship :rascal:
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Excellent, bring me the nippolas Dude :twisted:

18 May 2007

May Day, May Day.... calling International Rescue!!!
I can see you lurking there in sector 12, you having problems with Clang??

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
Excellent, bring me the nippolas Dude :twisted:

Dude??? :shock: smackbottom

Do you know how much blood you can drink from a guy before he'll die? I do and I have friends in low places :grin:
I'd rather suck the life out of you in other ways :rascal:

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
May Day, May Day.... calling International Rescue!!!
I can see you lurking there in sector 12, you having problems with Clang??

appologies...this is smash talking... Clang became impatient.... snout probing, and im not complaining.... we'll be right there!
!smash!...ooooooo!

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Dude??? :shock: Do you know how much blood you can drink from a guy before he'll die? I do and I have friends in low places :grin:

OK Dudess then :twisted:

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
I'd rather suck the life out of you in other ways :rascal:

Any time you like Darlin :rascal:
*Captain Areola runs off to scrub clean even though he had a bath 6 months ago

18 May 2007

Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
May Day, May Day.... calling International Rescue!!!
I can see you lurking there in sector 12, you having problems with Clang??

appologies...this is smash talking... Clang became impatient.... snout probing, and im not complaining.... we'll be right there!
!smash!...ooooooo!
Wondered what all the noise was, I thought TBII had blown a gasket... ohh that was just you Smash eh :grin:

18 May 2007

Hummmmmmm?

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Dude??? :shock: Do you know how much blood you can drink from a guy before he'll die? I do and I have friends in low places :grin:

OK Dudess then :twisted:

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
I'd rather suck the life out of you in other ways :rascal:

Any time you like Darlin :rascal:
*Captain Areola runs off to scrub clean even though he had a bath 6 months ago
Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

You can't :smug:
I'll even remove the bucket if it helps :twisted:

18 May 2007

Quote by Thrud
Hummmmmmm?

Ohh I say... hello there Thrud :rascal: You a bit lost on your way back from some heroic deeds and looking for a place to chill with a drink or 2? Well you won't find it here, we lost the barman ages ago and the standins with the travelling bar, International Rescue got err rather sidetracked. They'll be back soon though :lol2: In the meantime the galactic Thresher is open til 1am, if you are going, could you get me a G & T please. It is rather thirsty work all this heroine stuff :grin:

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

You can't :smug:
I'll even remove the bucket if it helps :twisted:
Swoon....You know how to woo a heroine dontcha :lol2:

18 May 2007

Quote by Wonder-pets
Right then girls ......... its a bit of a quiet night on the Super hero's front ....... so I'll let some of you come round here and amuse me!
Form an orderly queue ....... you know you want me! :smug:
A cock shot to temp you

Well well well thats just bloody great. What do we do? we go all the way to Lapland in the flyboat to rescue a baby Elk and when we get back to enjoy a few swift snow balls what do we find? A picture of Ming mings Mom rolleyes

Brings real meaning to the saying AND YER MUM
Wonderpets are in the house with Snow balls.
Thought you meant with no balls then :shock: Sorry just having a 'unique' moment there :giggle:
Thrud can you bring some ice too please, WonderPets coming back from Lapland just reminded me that we need some biggrin

18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Now how can a girl, used to cavorting with the walking dead say no to an offer of a guy who baths twice a year :giggle:

You can't :smug:
I'll even remove the bucket if it helps :twisted:
Swoon....You know how to woo a heroine dontcha :lol2:
I'm tryin Gorgeous :rascal:
Now don't stand on my laces while you're down there :twisted:

18 May 2007

Thrud spins on his heels and heads for the bar, almost decapitating Buffy the whatsit with his mighty axe.
“Sorry”
Thrud swings back, successfully decapitating the small bloke with glasses who can’t speak Japanese properly.
“ Oh Bugger!”

18 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola
I'm tryin Gorgeous :rascal:
Now don't stand on my laces while you're down there :twisted:

You mean kneel don't you? :grin: Hang on a minute though, you know you said you last bathed 6 months ago? Was that the last time you changed your socks too??? :eeek:
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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer
You mean kneel don't you? :grin: Hang on a minute though, you know you said you last bathed 6 months ago? Was that the last time you changed your socks too??? :eeek:
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Was I supposed to dunno

*Psssst Buffy Bird, I think Thrud might be trying to hit on you. Remember I was 'ere first :thumbup:

18 May 2007

Quote by Thrud
Thrud spins on his heels and heads for the bar, almost decapitating Buffy the whatsit with his mighty axe.
“Sorry”
Thrud swings back, successfully decapitating the small bloke with glasses who can’t speak Japanese properly.
“ Oh Bugger!”

Buffy the Watsit sits openmouthed at the antics of Thrud the Barbarian's mighty axe and wonders if when Thrud brings the ice over if it will somehow find it's way to the parts that other superheroes cannot reach :rascal: :giggle:

18 May 2007

Thrud returns with blood soaked ice, and a G&T containing body parts
“They expected me to pay?” :huh:

18 May 2007

Girls .......... get me a drink!
Massage my feet .......... tend to my every need!
I just saved 93 people! :rascal:

18 May 2007

When does the film start then confused