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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Quote by Superchicken
Massage my feet ..........

Okaayyy confused Message to Superchickens feet....
Cut yer nails :?
Thrud applies some ice to Buffy the whatsit…………..
“Oops, er, you’re going to need stitches for that redface
Quote by Mr_muddle
Massage my feet ..........

Okaayyy confused Message to Superchickens feet....
Cut yer nails :?
rotflmao
Quote by Thrud
Thrud returns with blood soaked ice, and a G&T containing body parts
“They expected me to pay?” :huh:

Hey, that's all in a day's work for the average superhero Thrud and ice blush is all the rage these days dontcha know? Awww I'll pay you back in kind Thrud :grin:
Hiro, I hope you have rejuventing body part abilities because being headless really doesn't suit you :lol2:
Quote by Superchicken
Girls .......... get me a drink!
Massage my feet .......... tend to my every need!
I just saved 93 people! :rascal:

Saved them from what??? From celibacy?? :grin: You chickens eh :lol2:
Buffythingie .......... get me a drink babe
Tend to me!!! :rascal:
Thrud places his mighty chopper on the table and awaits some Buffy the whatsit repayment action………
oh, and he leans his axe against the wall
Quote by Mr_muddle
When does the film start then confused

<<<<<<<<< was convinced that Superchicken had done for you :shock: he had your Super briefs here before, I was so sure!!
The horror film has just started, Thrud is decapitating people :lol2:
My God Buffy bird, you don't arf get around :twisted:
Thrud mate, she ain't arf bad blast
Quote by Mr_muddle
Massage my feet ..........

Okaayyy confused Message to Superchickens feet....
Cut yer nails :?
rotflmao
Quote by Superchicken
Buffythingie .......... get me a drink babe
Tend to me!!! :rascal:

It's Thrud's round but if you are nice to me I might just tease you all over with Hiro flavoured ice :grin:
Quote by She-ra
a few pages ago

Well bugger my eyes :shock:
It's the kidnapped horse!!!!
I wondered what happened to you all those years ago. What happened to your mane, and where did them tits come from! :shock:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud places his mighty chopper on the table and awaits some Buffy the whatsit repayment action………
oh, and he leans his axe against the wall

Buffy, thinking that Thrud's mighty chopper is the food order arriving and mistakes it for the SuperHero sized Frankfurter, desperately tries to unstick her stake from it as Thrud turns a very interesting shade of puce :eeek:
Quote by Captain_areola
My God Buffy bird, you don't arf get around :twisted:
Thrud mate, she ain't arf bad blast

Have powers will travel :rascal:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Have powers will travel :rascal:

Powers :eeek:
You should have been a Dyson in a past life :twisted:
Buffy is vamped out, going to rejuvinate her superpowers overnight :lol2: I'll be back..... hold on that's the wrong superhero phrase but sod it biggrin
Thrud likes a girl who knows Barbarian foreplay……. :rascal:
Quote by Thrud
Thrud likes a girl who knows Barbarian foreplay……. :rascal:

I know a few of the working girls around the Barbican area, overspill from Kings Cross and a bit cheaper.
I've never been able to afford extras like foreplay tho!
sorry for the delay SuperPeople... we were called away to an International Mining Desaster....
Clang is just finishing off the mopping-up at the top of the shaft...
I hall return for the clean-up of the pit!
Back later
S & C
Ello lol
I'm Penfold
Im a bit short sighted but i got a nice ass :lol:
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead
Quote by Huntress
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead

Excuse me! I've been out fighting crime all night!
Some of the buildings around here are just criminal.
I've knocked a few of 'em down and I'm gonna build 'em again before breakfast.
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
.
Quote by Erectoman
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead

Excuse me! I've been out fighting crime all night!
Some of the buildings around here are just criminal.
I've knocked a few of 'em down and I'm gonna build 'em again before breakfast.
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
.
So you two are the ones who've been fighting all the crime!? Do you realise how long it took me to cause all those crimes !?
Snootchie Bootchies!
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.
Quote by Huntress
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead

Well ello darlin, you look fit :rascal:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.

Oi Anorak, less of the large thank you. It's going to take practice before I can let go of the rope confused
Quote by Mr_muddle
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.

Oi Anorak, less of the large thank you. It's going to take practice before I can let go of the rope confused
what is Oi Anorak? is it a place
Beware of Thrud with your rope he is less than careful with his axe and chopper, kinda like Godzilla with weapons no echiketto at all.
I have missed 11 pages so far! :shock:
Quote by Erectoman
Excuse me! I've been out fighting crime all night!
Some of the buildings around here are just criminal.
I've knocked a few of 'em down and I'm gonna build 'em again before breakfast.
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
.

You're Prince Charles aren't you?
Donning a cape or some-such and trawling the streets Carbuncle Busting as you go!!!!
S & C