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Masquerade Ball - Superheroes, Episode Two!!

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Quote by Captain_areola
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead

Well ello darlin, you look fit :rascal:
Why thank you Sir :smoke:
So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?
Quote by Penfold2007
Ello lol
I'm Penfold
Im a bit short sighted but i got a nice ass :lol:

Hi Penfold.
Does your ass look good in Lycra? :grin:
i am bat-minx. i come with my able assistant,
hi-karate.
well we cum together actually, but lets not be pedantic.
Quote by Bat-minx
i am bat-minx. i come with my able assistant,
hi-karate.
well we cum together actually, but lets not be pedantic.

Good morning to you Bat-Minx :grin:
good morning? my super-sonic sonar radar tells me 12pm has been and gone.
i shall have to consult the chief to confirm this.
Quote by Bat-minx
good morning? my super-sonic sonar radar tells me 12pm has been and gone.
i shall have to consult the chief to confirm this.

Well I'm in the USA, but forgive my bad manners!
:P
Quote by Huntress
So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Chicken juice is great for nipples :rascal:
Afternoon honey kiss
The Battleac is ready, it's a wonder car,
And Bat-minx has her radar super-sonic sonar.
A missile that can find her she will never feel--
Her nipples are her protection like a shield of steel,
It's Bat-minx!
Quote by Superchicken

So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Chicken juice is great for nipples :rascal:
Afternoon honey kiss

It's a shame I'm straight. I love a good cluck with a Hen!
Quote by Professor_x

So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Chicken juice is great for nipples :rascal:
Afternoon honey kiss

It's a shame I'm straight. I love a good cluck with a Hen!
chicken juice? it sounds like something made in a lab by hugo-a-go-go! who spends his time in his laboratory creating inventions to defeat me and dominate the world.
Quote by Bat-minx
chicken juice? it sounds like something made in a lab by hugo-a-go-go! who spends his time in his laboratory creating inventions to defeat me and dominate the world.

Come here gorgeous & I'll show you what chicken juice is! :rascal:
Chicken Juice?
Thats whats left at the bottom of the pan when you have roasted the Chicken rotflmao
Quote by Huntress
Why thank you Sir :smoke:
So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Huntress, why that is easy, I'm going to put them in my mouth :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Bat-minx
my nipples are like a shield of steel!

Show Me Show Me Show Me :rascal:
I'm the nipple expert around these parts :smug:
Quote by Huntress
Chicken Juice?
Thats whats left at the bottom of the pan when you have roasted the Chicken rotflmao

If I rub in on my thighs will you lick it off :twisted:
Quote by Captain_areola
Why thank you Sir :smoke:
So tell me how you are going to save my nipples then?

Huntress, why that is easy, I'm going to put them in my mouth :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Forgive me but you dont have a mouth (or is that what is commonly known as bucket mouth!?!?!)
Quote by Huntress
Chicken Juice?
Thats whats left at the bottom of the pan when you have roasted the Chicken rotflmao

Nope .......... its whats left when the Chicken has arrived! :rascal:
....... you know you want me! :smug:
Quote by Huntress
Forgive me but you dont have a mouth (or is that what is commonly known as bucket mouth!?!?!)

I have a very large juicy mouth which will hold many a good nipple :smug:
I'll show you later behind the chicken sheds :twisted:
Quote by Superchicken
Chicken Juice?
Thats whats left at the bottom of the pan when you have roasted the Chicken rotflmao

Nope .......... its whats left when the Chicken has arrived! :rascal:
....... you know you want me! :smug:

Yeah, I do, can you tell rolleyes
Quote by Captain_areola

Forgive me but you dont have a mouth (or is that what is commonly known as bucket mouth!?!?!)

I have a very large juicy mouth which will hold many a good nipple :smug:
I'll show you later behind the chicken sheds :twisted:
About 10ish then blast
Quote by Huntress
Ello lol
I'm Penfold
Im a bit short sighted but i got a nice ass :lol:

Hi Penfold.
Does your ass look good in Lycra? :grin:
Mmmm we shall have to find out :rascal:
Quote by Huntress
About 10ish then blast

I'll be standing proud between the hens house and the cocks waiting:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its the socks that are doing it for me :twisted:
Quote by Huntress
Its the socks that are doing it for me :twisted:


I can take one off and rub it all over your body if it works for you babe :twisted:
afternoon fellow heroes. sorry i'm late. damn long way from Zenn-La you know. took me aaaages!
looks like a good planet to have landed on? where i'm from, the superheroes aren't quite such flirty, filthy pervs? confused
Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?
Right I'm back!
Rebuilding all those buildings took a bit longer than I thought it would.
Right which one of you lovely ladies wants to come and see my erection?
.
Quote by Erectoman
Right I'm back!
Rebuilding all those buildings took a bit longer than I thought it would.
Right which one of you lovely ladies wants to come and see my erection?
.

whip I like erections.... :grin:
Me too, but not when people are falling from them.
My wings are strong but they're not strong enough to catch damsels in distress. Either that, or I'm just a lazy bat.
dunno
Just a flying visit, got a hot date with a superhero from Tonguesville, I think he’s known as SuperLicker but being such an inquisitive nosey female, I had to pop in and see who else had landed biggrin
Quote by Thrud
Thrud likes a girl who knows Barbarian foreplay……. :rascal:

It’s a fine art and one I have mastered, though I must admit to feeling a little squeamish during the bit where I snog your decapitated head :eeek:
Quote by Superchicken
I could murder a kebab!

You can pound it all you want, and I’ll scream like I am being murdered if you like wink
Quote by Captain_areola
Have powers will travel :rascal:

Powers :eeek:
You should have been a Dyson in a past life :twisted:
Who have you been swapping superhero secrets with? :giggle:
Quote by Mr_muddle
I've never been able to afford extras like foreplay tho!

Hey I feel left out now, not only is my last viewed superlist not working, I didn’t get the foreplay options either mad: :lol2:
Quote by Wonder-pets
Wonder-pets go on a mad spree smashing bar stools and tables :twisted: After a hard days super work you have to mis-behave :evil2:

smackbottom I can feel myself needing a thigh high boot and world domination session coming on with you two :giggle:
Quote by Intrntnl_rscu
sorry for the delay SuperPeople... we were called away to an International Mining Desaster....
Clang is just finishing off the mopping-up at the top of the shaft...
I hall return for the clean-up of the pit!
Back later
S & C

How do you expect to save the world if you keep going off and getting shafted? :lol2:
Clang, best behaviour tonight okay? Ohh okay then just a little snouting. I’ll wear a skirt later, not for any particular reason just thought I would mention it :grin:

Quote by Penfold2007
Ello lol
I'm Penfold
Im a bit short sighted but i got a nice ass :lol:

Welcome Penfold, it is a pre-requisite that if you make super power claims you have to display them, bring forth your mighty nice ass or forever hold your peace :grin:
Quote by Huntress
So thats why its been so busy on the streets tonight, you're all in here relaxing & Im out there fighting the Friday night crimes all by myself!!!
banghead

Welcome Huntress, there’s a few to watch out for in here, Thrud has a big chopper and isn’t too careful with it redface, SuperChicken will do anything to get into your knickers ( I still say he nicked SuperGirls :lol), Captain Areola is cheese personified Darlin :lol: and I’ll tell you about the others later :grin:
Quote by Erectoman
Then I'd like a nice cuppa if anyone's offering?
.

Superhero cred just went straight out of the window there Erecto baby :grin:
Quote by Bluntman
Snootchie Bootchies!

Welcome Bluntman, may I, be blunt that is? WTF are snootchie Bootchies? :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.

Hiro!!!! You are back in one piece :D, just don’t stand in Thrud’s way next time eh :eeek:
Quote by Professor_x
I have missed 11 pages so far! :shock:

Welcome Professor!! I am not going to say a word, I am just going to do it all telepathically okay?
Yes I really thought that!! :rascal: :giggle:

Quote by Bat-minx
i am bat-minx. i come with my able assistant,
hi-karate.
well we cum together actually, but lets not be pedantic.

Welcome Batminx and hi Karate, glad you found your way here, International Rescue and WonderPets have been a little lonely on the SuperCouple front, in need of a little action, if you get my drift… and yes I mean snow drift, what else did you think I meant :grin:. Hot Damn Hurry, those people are in peril!! :lol2:
Quote by Thesilversurfer
afternoon fellow heroes. sorry i'm late. damn long way from Zenn-La you know. took me aaaages!
looks like a good planet to have landed on? where i'm from, the superheroes aren't quite such flirty, filthy pervs? confused

Welcome SilverSurfer! If you want filthy and flirty you have come to exactly the right place :D
Quote by Artemis
Good afternoon ladies and gents... my name is Artemis... now I need my to give some of my lovin to a God, any takers?

Welcome to you too Artemis! Will a Goddess do? Well I'm a kind of Goddess in Sunnydale :rascal: